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#102 2019-05-22 20:03:06
Roses are red, violets are black. Why is your chest flatter than your back?
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#103 2019-05-23 03:58:21
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Pornhub is down
Your Facebook will do
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I’m using my hand
But thinking of you
Roses are red,
Here’s something new,
Violets are violet,
Not fucking blue.
Roses are red.
Violets are blue
Poems are hard
And I am too.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Who is your daddy
And what does he do?
Roses are red
Violets are blue
My knickers get wet
Just thinking of you.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I have a boner,
What you gonna do?
Roses are red,
Watches are gold,
Get on your knees,
And do as you’re told.
Roses are red
Grass is Greener
Girl come on over
And pull on my weiner
Roses are Red
Violets are Red
The tree is Red.
Fuck, my garden is on fire.
#105 2019-11-10 01:40:57
Roses are Red, Violets are Blue:
I resurrected one topic,
I'll do it to this one too.
Loltz.
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“Yes, sir. I am attempting to fill a silent moment with non-relevant conversation.”
“You don’t tell me how to behave; you’re not my mother!”
“Could you please continue the petty bickering? I find it most intriguing.” – Data (Star Trek: The Next Generation)
“Yes, sir. I am attempting to fill a silent moment with non-relevant conversation.”
“You don’t tell me how to behave; you’re not my mother!”
“Could you please continue the petty bickering? I find it most intriguing.” – Data (Star Trek: The Next Generation)
#106 2019-11-10 02:45:58 (edited by Zarvox 2019-11-10 02:46:40)
didn't expect this but ok. I'll give it one more
buy you a violet, or maybe a rose;
good bye topic, time for you to close.
I accidentally do like this topic though...
Edit lol. Accidentally? More like, actually.
#107 2019-11-10 03:50:13
Not sure how many of these have been posted here already but,
Roses are red
tulips are black.
You’d look great
with a knife in your back.
Roses are okay
violets are fine.
You be the 6
and I’ll be the 9.
Roses are red
violets are blue.
One ripped condom
that caused you.
Roses are red
violets are blue.
I cry myself to sleep
masturbating to you.
Roses are red
violets are blue.
God made me sexy
what happened to you?
Roses are red
black is black.
Come to my house
I’ll sell some crack.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I’d rather be dead
Than stuck with you!
Roses are grey
Violets are grey
I’m a dog.
Roses are red
I have a phone
Nobody texts me
Forever Alone.
Roses are red
Violets are cheaper
If I leave silent voicemails
Please don’t call me a creeper.
Roses are red
Violets are violet
You can be the cockpit
And I’ll be the pilot.
#108 2019-11-10 04:25:10
Roses are green, violets are green,
It's winter you fool,
No flowers to be seen.
With our dreaming and singing, Ceaseless and sorrowless we! The glory about us clinging Of the glorious futures we see,
Our souls with high music ringing; O men! It must ever be
That we dwell in our dreaming and singing, A little apart from ye. (Arthur O'Shaughnessy 1873.)
Our souls with high music ringing; O men! It must ever be
That we dwell in our dreaming and singing, A little apart from ye. (Arthur O'Shaughnessy 1873.)
#109 2019-11-10 12:59:26
rozes are red, vilats are blu, i have five fingers and the middle one is for you
best regards
never give up on what ever you are doing.
never give up on what ever you are doing.
#110 2019-11-10 14:29:32 (edited by Dan Gero 2019-11-10 14:30:36)
Grapes can be green,
Roses can be red,
I shot Barney in his spleen,
Now he is dead.
#111 2019-11-10 15:11:03
Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
This card was expensive,
Take off all your clothes.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
Who is your Daddy,
And what does he do?
Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
I'm using my hand,
But thinking of you.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
Some poems rhyme,
This one doesn't.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
I'm a cougar,
How old are you?
Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
But I wouldn't know,
Because you never bring me flowers...
Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
Sunflowers are yellow,
I bet you were expecting something romantic but no, these are just gardening facts.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
Garbage is dumped,
And so are you.
Roses are red,
Corpses are blue.
Sorry you're dead,
I forgot you're allergic to roses.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
Poems are hard,
And I am too.
Roses are red,
Lettuce is green.
I like your legs,
And what's in between.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
Get out of my bed,
Seriously, who are you?
#112 2019-11-10 15:28:56 (edited by Dan Gero 2019-11-10 15:40:02)
Here’s one my brother told, it’s kind of a spin off of another one in the previous post.
Roses are red,
Corpses are blue,
This body’s still warm,
So I’ll put it in you.
And a couple from my dad.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Why does your pussy look like an old worn out shoe?
roses are red,
Violets are blue,
My dick is dripping,
You gave me something you whore!
Here’s one from me
Violets are blue,
Roses are red,
Dammit I’m horny,
get the fuck in this bed!
#113 2019-11-10 18:51:02
Noses are red, bruises are blue,
Your a dominatrix,
That's why I love you.
With our dreaming and singing, Ceaseless and sorrowless we! The glory about us clinging Of the glorious futures we see,
Our souls with high music ringing; O men! It must ever be
That we dwell in our dreaming and singing, A little apart from ye. (Arthur O'Shaughnessy 1873.)
Our souls with high music ringing; O men! It must ever be
That we dwell in our dreaming and singing, A little apart from ye. (Arthur O'Shaughnessy 1873.)
#114 2019-11-10 20:23:22
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Rhyming is hard
Like I am for you
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Pornhub is down
Your mom’s facebook will do
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I’ve got general warts
Soon you will too
Roses are red
Grass is greener
I think of you
When I touch my wiener
Roses are red
Violets are blue
This joke’s overused
Your sister is too
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Your webcam is on
And I’m watching you
Violets are blue
Roses are red
We’re doing this backwards
That’s what she said!
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I have five fingers
but tonight you’ll get two.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Most nights I masturbate
To pictures of you
#115 2019-11-11 04:04:20
trump is republican,
Hilary is democratic'
Oh fuck. I brought politics into this topic.
#116 2019-11-11 10:23:53
roses are red,
and violets? fuck them, who cares.
#117 2019-11-11 11:01:22 (edited by Zarvox 2019-11-11 11:01:56)
roses are dark,
violets are brighter;
time for another crazy all nighter
#118 2019-11-11 16:26:28 (edited by Dark 2019-11-11 16:32:27)
roses are red,
violets are blue,
Sugar is sweet,
And so are you.
Poem by Hannibal Lecter to his dinner guest.
With our dreaming and singing, Ceaseless and sorrowless we! The glory about us clinging Of the glorious futures we see,
Our souls with high music ringing; O men! It must ever be
That we dwell in our dreaming and singing, A little apart from ye. (Arthur O'Shaughnessy 1873.)
Our souls with high music ringing; O men! It must ever be
That we dwell in our dreaming and singing, A little apart from ye. (Arthur O'Shaughnessy 1873.)
#119 2019-11-11 23:29:42
Roses are bright,
Violets are bright,
The garden is bright,
My house is bright,
Everything around me is bright,
I'm... not very bright...
#120 2019-11-11 23:56:13
Roses are Withered,
Violets are Dead,
It's winter! A giant ball of snow
Fell onto your head!
A winner is you!
—Urban Champion
—Urban Champion
#121 2019-11-14 13:10:11
Violets are blue, roses are red,
The topic is not closed, so read ahead!
Roses are not blue, but violets will be,
Don't close the topic, wait for me!
Roses for eagles, violets for falcons,
Don't mess with me, I'm from the Balkans!
Rose on your head, violet under your foot,
There's something I want in you to put!
Roses are red, violets are green,
After dating me, she's nowhere to be seen.
Violets are dark, roses are bright,
Don't you expect a rhyme with the word "bite?"
Roses are green, violets are greener,
What I have might be thin, but yours sure is thinner!
Violets are stupid, roses are creative,
Sorry for any mistakes, I am not english-native.
Roses for decoration, violets for toys,
As I said, don't mess with us Balkan boys!
Roses are usual, violets don't impress,
Neither do you, from the U.S.
Roses for breasts, violets for tits,
And no, I'll not offend the Brits.
Roses are red, violets, finally, blue,
We will not be a part of the EU.
Roses for pride, violets for shame,
I just want a new audiogame.
Roses to cry, violets to sing,
Thanks to post 1, I've learned this thing!
Violets are gentle, roses are rude,
And with this I will now conclude.
#122 2019-11-14 14:38:42 (edited by redfox 2019-11-15 14:42:44)
@122, noice!
You managed to make a bunch of them without making all of them rediculously sexual like Ty! Woohoo!
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“Yes, sir. I am attempting to fill a silent moment with non-relevant conversation.”
“You don’t tell me how to behave; you’re not my mother!”
“Could you please continue the petty bickering? I find it most intriguing.” – Data (Star Trek: The Next Generation)
“Yes, sir. I am attempting to fill a silent moment with non-relevant conversation.”
“You don’t tell me how to behave; you’re not my mother!”
“Could you please continue the petty bickering? I find it most intriguing.” – Data (Star Trek: The Next Generation)
#123 2019-11-14 22:40:54
roses are red, violates are blue, stop trying to rhyme, Or your girlfriend slaps you.
roses are red, violates are blue, this topic aint funny, when there's nothing true.
roses are red, violates are blue, this is the third rhyme, and it's kicking you.
roses are red, violates are blue, I was about to stop, but then i thought of you.
roses are red, violates are blue, my post's 200 letters, but not yours.
roses are red, violates are blue, my b key is broken. And so are you
Roses are red, Violates are blue, There's someone standing, with a glare behind the glue.
Roses are red, violates are blue, shout god dammit. I'll SHOUT WITH YOU!
roses are red, Violates are blue, I'm sitting over here, don't know who.
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#124 2019-11-14 22:42:28
Roses are red, violates are blue, I had to make a second post, because I could and so could you
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#125 2019-11-15 05:11:07
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