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roses are red, violets are blue; screw you teacher, and screw this review
Roses grow, violets bloom; I can't think because of this loud teacher in the classroom
Roses are red, violets are blue, With this bronze greatsword, I shall run you through.
Roses are stupid, violets oh no, bring anymore flowers here and I'll break everything you own.
Roses are red, violets are blue,
Stop repeating yourself, I already knew!
Roses are red, violets are blue, stop stereotyping, or i will fucking kill you!
Roses are red, violets are yellow, you say good bye, i say hello.
roses are red, violets are blue, my netbook sucks, same as you!
Roses are red, violets are blue:
And with this here line I finish post 82
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I thought Voldemort was ugly
But then I saw you
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Lil stupid ass bitch
I ain't fuckin with you
Roses are red
Violets are blue
There are so many ways
I could kill you
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I'd rather be single
Than a douchebag like you
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Vodka is cheaper
Than dinner for two
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Take your clothes off
So i can bone you
Roses are red
Violets are blue
the smell of shit
Reminds me of you
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Get on your knees
You know what to do
Dad, read me a bedtime story!
Alright son.
Roses are red, violets are white; this is my story, now say good night
roses are red, violets are blue. hookers were cheeper than marrying you.
Roses are blue, violets are red, this stuff that I'm smoking really messed with my head.
Roses are red
So are your lips
Please sit on my face
And wiggle your hips.
Roses are red
Lemons are sour
So open your legs
And give me an hour
Roses are big, violets are small; pokemon, gotta catch them all.
Roses are red, violets are tan; let’s find pokemon, get in the van.
Violets to collect, roses to neglect; women are wrong, men are correct.
Roses are worst, violets are best; dad told his girl, this is called insest.
Roses are nice, violets are blue, you are ful of ice, so I will not fuck you.
Here's another one for ya fucker.
Roses are red, violets are blue, you say fuck you to me, I say fuck you to you.
Alright, here's another one.
Roses are red, violets are green, Nagy, Paden said that he's going to kill both YOU AND ME.
The roses are dead, the violets are wilted, I don't care what you think, you still look a little lilted.
The roses have fallen, the violets have been slain, I'm going to perform a full frontal assault on your brain.
Roses are red, violets are blue, kindness is overrated, and so are you.
Roses are dead, violets are stable, you don't think I can hurt you, oh I'm plenty fucking able.
Here's a trip down memory lane for you and me.
Roses are gray, violets are green, your dad is so mean he's wearing polka-dotted jeans.
Roses are black and violets are janky, Kirby's cranky and he's a little pranky.
And the reason that had to be like five posts is…
Yeah, you should put that all in one post. Just copy the text into a document, then go back to post 92 and edit it.
He's new to the forum, I don't think he knows there is an editing feature. I'll make sure he does that tomorrow and that he knows to edit them.
Roses are red, violets are blue,
But eat either of them, and they'll poison you.
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