2019-05-20 00:25:22

@zarvox, nice!

A winner is you!
—Urban Champion

2019-05-20 18:07:03 (edited by Zarvox 2019-05-20 18:10:53)

roses are red, violets are blue; screw you teacher, and screw this review

Roses grow, violets bloom; I can't think because of this loud teacher in the classroom

2019-05-20 18:32:05

Roses are red, violets are blue, With this bronze greatsword, I shall run you through.
Roses are stupid, violets oh no, bring anymore flowers here and I'll break everything you own.

Facts with Tom MacDonald, Adam Calhoun, and Dax
End racism
End division
Become united

2019-05-20 23:36:44

Roses are red, violets are blue,
Stop repeating yourself, I already knew!

With our dreaming and singing, Ceaseless and sorrowless we! The glory about us clinging Of the glorious futures we see,
Our souls with high music ringing; O men! It must ever be
That we dwell in our dreaming and singing, A little apart from ye. (Arthur O'Shaughnessy 1873.)

2019-05-21 01:22:21

Roses are red, violets are blue, stop stereotyping, or i will fucking kill you!
Roses are red, violets are yellow, you say good bye, i say hello.
roses are red, violets are blue, my netbook sucks, same as you!

2019-05-21 02:12:33 (edited by Nocturnus 2019-05-21 02:13:41)

Roses are red, violets are blue:
And with this here line I finish post 82

When life gives you oranges, demand lemons since everyone else is obviously getting them.

2019-05-21 04:30:12

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I thought Voldemort was ugly
But then I saw you
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Lil stupid ass bitch
I ain't fuckin with you
Roses are red
Violets are blue
There are so many ways
I could kill you
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I'd rather be single
Than a douchebag like you
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Vodka is cheaper
Than dinner for two
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Take your clothes off
So i can bone you
Roses are red
Violets are blue
the smell of shit
Reminds me of you
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Get on your knees
You know what to do

2019-05-21 05:44:42 (edited by Zarvox 2019-05-21 05:45:26)

Dad, read me a bedtime story!
Alright son.

Roses are red, violets are white; this is my story, now say good night

2019-05-21 05:50:38 (edited by SirBadger 2019-05-21 05:55:31)

roses are red, violets are blue. hookers were cheeper than marrying you.

Who's that trip trapping over My bridge? Come find out.

2019-05-21 13:44:41

Roses are blue, violets are red, this stuff that I'm smoking really messed with my head.

With our dreaming and singing, Ceaseless and sorrowless we! The glory about us clinging Of the glorious futures we see,
Our souls with high music ringing; O men! It must ever be
That we dwell in our dreaming and singing, A little apart from ye. (Arthur O'Shaughnessy 1873.)

2019-05-21 14:42:19

Roses are red
So are your lips
Please sit on my face
And wiggle your hips.
Roses are red
Lemons are  sour 
So open your legs
And give me an hour

2019-05-21 14:45:20

Violets I love, roses I hate; at 86 your post is great!
And post 80 I believ

2019-05-21 15:07:21 (edited by Zarvox 2019-05-21 15:10:06)

Roses are big, violets are small; pokemon, gotta catch them all.

Roses are red, violets are tan; let’s find pokemon, get in the van.

Violets to collect, roses to neglect; women are wrong, men are correct.

Roses are worst, violets are best; dad told his girl, this is called insest.

2019-05-21 17:20:33

Roses are nice, violets are blue, you are ful of ice, so I will not fuck you.

I am myself and noone is ever gonna change me, I am the trolling master!

2019-05-21 18:45:35

roses are red, violets are blue; there is ugly, and then ther is you.

2019-05-21 23:29:23

Here's another one for ya fucker.

Roses are red, violets are blue, you say fuck you to me, I say fuck you to you.

2019-05-21 23:31:02

Alright, here's another one.

Roses are red, violets are green, Nagy, Paden said that he's going to kill both YOU AND ME.

2019-05-21 23:38:20

The roses are dead, the violets are wilted, I don't care what you think, you still look a little lilted.

The roses have fallen, the violets have been slain, I'm going to perform a full frontal assault on your brain.

2019-05-21 23:41:53

Roses are red, violets are blue, kindness is overrated, and so are you.

Roses are dead, violets are stable, you don't think I can hurt you, oh I'm plenty fucking able.

2019-05-21 23:50:14

Here's a trip down memory lane for you and me.

Roses are gray, violets are green, your dad is so mean he's wearing polka-dotted jeans.

Roses are black and violets are janky, Kirby's cranky and he's a little pranky.

2019-05-22 00:11:21

And the reason that had to be like five posts  is…

Is this the real life?
Or is this just fantasy?
Caught in a landslide,
No escape from reality

2019-05-22 00:56:57

Holy fuck. 5 posts?

2019-05-22 06:58:45

Yeah, you should put that all in one post. Just copy the text into a document, then go back to post 92 and edit it.
He's new to the forum, I don't think he knows there is an editing feature. I'll make sure he does that tomorrow and that he knows to edit them.

2019-05-22 15:17:33

Roses are red, violets are blue,
But eat either of them, and  they'll  poison you.

With our dreaming and singing, Ceaseless and sorrowless we! The glory about us clinging Of the glorious futures we see,
Our souls with high music ringing; O men! It must ever be
That we dwell in our dreaming and singing, A little apart from ye. (Arthur O'Shaughnessy 1873.)

2019-05-22 19:12:24

violets are blue, roses are red; this topic is dead, but you have the power to change this... Turn back time, 1 of 1 responses, the response shimmers green indicating magical power.