2019-05-15 23:01:45

You are indeed the best reimer. In fact you may be the only one

Roses are red,
Violets are yellow;
You challenge me to change my signature,
I say oh hell no.

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2019-05-15 23:03:45

roses are red, violets are grand, I must say, I don't understand.

changing my signiture for the change your signiture chalange

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2019-05-15 23:04:53

Because you are an idiot

Roses are red,
Violets are yellow;
You challenge me to change my signature,
I say oh hell no.

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2019-05-16 00:08:05

Roses are red,
white orange yellow or pink,
But violets are just one colour I think.
so these silly people,
Who think all roses are red,
Should all get a right good boot to the head.

With our dreaming and singing, Ceaseless and sorrowless we! The glory about us clinging Of the glorious futures we see,
Our souls with high music ringing; O men! It must ever be
That we dwell in our dreaming and singing, A little apart from ye. (Arthur O'Shaughnessy 1873.)

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2019-05-16 02:43:15

I will write some more later, but I remember this one from third grade.
Roses are red,
Lemons are sour,
Open your legs and give me an hour

Hi, and thanks for reading my post. If you liked what I had to say, which I find unlikely, please leave me a thumbs up!
Have a grate day!

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2019-05-16 15:11:50

Lol thums up at 30

Roses are red,
Violets are yellow;
You challenge me to change my signature,
I say oh hell no.

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2019-05-16 16:32:50 (edited by keithwipf1 2019-05-16 16:33:46)

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Deadspot is dead,
And I'm board too!
tongue
I can't tell color haha.

My tactical battle scripts: https://www.dropbox.com/s/dzsmqv2pgqvu1 … h.zip?dl=1
Currently, one of my favorite games is Trimps.
So I'm the Trimper Trooper!

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2019-05-16 16:34:46

Taken from askreddit:
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the van.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I'm using my hand,
But I'm thinking of you.
Roses are red-ish, Violets are blue-ish, If you don't have a foreskin, You're probably Jewish.
Or American?
Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am wet. I am wet.
Roses are red, violets are red, O shit the garden's on fire.
Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Porn hub is down, Your mom's facebook will do.
Roses are red Violets are blue I got this new toy So I can fuck you too.
Roses are red, Violets are blue,, I'm in the bedroom, Get a fucking clue.
I have a raging clue right now.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll fuck you with a rake.
Yummy?
Roses are Straight, Violets are Twisted, Bend over honey, you're about to get Fisted.
Roses are red, Violets are... violet. You can be the cockpit. and I'll be the pilot.
roses are red sex is elementary let's call up a friend and try double entry.
Roses are blue,, Violets are red,, I fucked up this poem, get in my bed!
Roses are red, Violets are blue, AIDS is contagious, So watch who you screw.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, We're having sex, Because I'm stronger than you.
Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm colourblind.
Roses are red, Pickles are green, I'm after your legs, And what's in between.
Roses are gay, Violets are gayer, Fuck this poem, Listen to Slayer.

yo! so I'm working on programing, it's really hard. But I'll tell you where you can contact me if your stupid enough to do so.
Contact information:email: [email protected]
Skype: Brennan Draves
I'm usually found on online games, chatting, and being warned bye admins for talking to much, f**k you admin!

2019-05-16 18:11:41

roses are red, violets grow in grass; shut the fuck up right now before I kick your ass.

Roses are red,
Violets are yellow;
You challenge me to change my signature,
I say oh hell no.

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2019-05-16 20:51:27 (edited by Zarvox 2019-05-16 20:52:02)

roses are blue, violets are red; kneal on the floor and give me some head.

Roses are red,
Violets are yellow;
You challenge me to change my signature,
I say oh hell no.

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2019-05-16 21:31:31

I once knew a girl who hated both violets and roses:
Because in their presence both nostrils became overactive hoses!
And ever since then I haven't given a single flower:
I might love a woman, but I still don't like snotty showers!

I do not know what my future holds, but I do know who holds my future.

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2019-05-16 21:53:00

Roses are red, violet's a pretty name:
She got in the bed, And I instantly came,
Her face was all wight, and she said I was insane,
She told me to fuck off, and never talk to her again,
So I cried tears of dread, and felt really lame,
And she claimed I raped her, and my life whent up in flame,
And I burnt that bed, along with it's frame,
And I ran away, to engrossed in my shame,
And I met a dog, who was barely tame,
And, O that is my lost dog, I did exclaim,
And, with my old dog back with me, I was back in the game,
And then I met another girl, and my dog left me again,
And I wrote a poem, for my dear lady friend,
Roses are red, violet's a pretty name.

It's meh, but you know.
A little different but felt like typing a bit so...

yo! so I'm working on programing, it's really hard. But I'll tell you where you can contact me if your stupid enough to do so.
Contact information:email: [email protected]
Skype: Brennan Draves
I'm usually found on online games, chatting, and being warned bye admins for talking to much, f**k you admin!

2019-05-16 21:57:34

Roses are red, violets are blue, But thanks to some spray paint that's no longer true.

With our dreaming and singing, Ceaseless and sorrowless we! The glory about us clinging Of the glorious futures we see,
Our souls with high music ringing; O men! It must ever be
That we dwell in our dreaming and singing, A little apart from ye. (Arthur O'Shaughnessy 1873.)

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2019-05-16 22:01:53

Roses are red, violets are blue, I can not see colors, so fuck you!

I am myself and noone is ever gonna change me, I am the trolling master!

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2019-05-17 00:10:07

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Please like, commment and share
And subscribe on YouTube.
(A bit off, but still)

You should've gone for the .net ...

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2019-05-17 01:13:45 (edited by Zarvox 2019-05-17 01:15:31)

@37 I like your creativity. At 38 and 40 lol that's hilarious!

Roses are red,
Violets are yellow;
You challenge me to change my signature,
I say oh hell no.

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2019-05-17 07:07:45

Roses are red, violets are red,
Axe murdered the gardener,
Oh how much he bled.

With our dreaming and singing, Ceaseless and sorrowless we! The glory about us clinging Of the glorious futures we see,
Our souls with high music ringing; O men! It must ever be
That we dwell in our dreaming and singing, A little apart from ye. (Arthur O'Shaughnessy 1873.)

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2019-05-17 08:57:08

roses are blue, violets are white; release the spam bots to the audiogames.net website

Roses are red,
Violets are yellow;
You challenge me to change my signature,
I say oh hell no.

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2019-05-17 09:51:08

Roses are red, violets are blue; sorry I made the right decision to save you.

Roses are good, violets are great; why’d you make our friendship evaporate.

Roses in sun, violets in shade; unfriending me is the biggest mistake you’ve ever made.

Roses on sunrise, violets on sunset; you won’t escape the bitch of regret.

Roses are red,
Violets are yellow;
You challenge me to change my signature,
I say oh hell no.

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2019-05-17 14:59:27

Roses are green, violets are yellow; if you didn’t value our friendship you could have just said so.

Roses are red,
Violets are yellow;
You challenge me to change my signature,
I say oh hell no.

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2019-05-17 15:41:36

Roses are red, violets are blue:
Or so everyone says... I still think it's untrue!

I do not know what my future holds, but I do know who holds my future.

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2019-05-17 17:12:33

Here's one for you fuckers.

Roses are red, violets are blue, don't tell Tom your a cheeseburger, or he might just eat you.

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2019-05-17 17:18:43 (edited by Zarvox 2019-05-17 17:19:25)

@47 ah, a war of the idiots reference. Nice!

Roses are red, violets are lame; looks like that channel has gathered some fame.

Too bad he is remaking the whole series, but I really like the start of it. Hey an idiot, add the storage unit!

Roses are red,
Violets are yellow;
You challenge me to change my signature,
I say oh hell no.

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2019-05-17 17:26:16

Nice job catching the reference.

Here's another one.

Roses are red, violets are full of puss, I have something to tell you, and that's Nagy hates ALL OF US.

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2019-05-17 17:28:44

Private message from an idiot:
Roses are red, violets are yellow. You tell me to add the storage unit, I say oh hell no.

Roses are red,
Violets are yellow;
You challenge me to change my signature,
I say oh hell no.

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