I love these rhymes. Anyone got any to add? You can be as fucked up as you want since some of mine are inappropriate. Fuck censorship!
Water is blue
Algae is green;
We all live
In a yellow submarine.
Roses are red, violets are blue. If the dna test proves you’re my sister I’ll stop sleeping with you.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I have candy get in the van.
Roses are black, violets are black. Everything’s black I’m Stevey Wonder.
Roses are round violets are square. You tell me to shut up but I don’t care.
Roses are blue violets are red. Sugar bowl’s empty so is your head.
Violets are yellow;
You challenge me to change my signature,
I say oh hell no.