Okay, a serious update for once, since with the no video Jam competition, the Agnet staff have been working extra hard this week to create a barrel of updates, to make people aware of some of the awesome new games available.
What do you mean updates don't come in barrels! They do totally come in barrels! No not like rum or wisky or gunpouder, like a barrel of laughs or a barrel of fun, these are virtual metaphorical barrels, just like all those thousands of barrels which measure the worlds oil supply, since if those were real we'd be looking at the barrelpocalypse!
No! No virtual and metaphorical trees were cut down to make the site updates barrels, these barrels are made entirely of virtual and metaphorical renewable materials.
Hold on a minute, in the world of virtual and metaphoricalness, I can just create all the virtual and metaphorical trees I want, and thus create all the virtual and metaphorical barrels I want! so yes, they are made of virtual and metaphorical trees! virtually and metaphorically cut down by virtual and metaphorical woodelves (far more efficient than actual cyber elves), rolled down a virtual and metaphorical river (after being cleansed of virtual and metaphorical hobbits), then corked completed and finally filled with actual real site updates.
Yes! of course real site updates can fit inside a virtual and metaphorical barrel! and if you don't shut up, I'll get donkey kong to chuck one of these virtual and metaphorical barrels at you and you'll see how real they are then!
Hold on a minute? are you real?
Actually, who the hell am I talking to anyway?
Maybe nothing is real, maybe everything we think is real is just the barrel pulled over our heads to hide us from the real.
Now, do I want to open the red barrel or the blue barrel. Well, a blue barrel is like a blue bottle, accept a lot bigger, so that doesn't sound like a good idea, but red barrels have a tendency to explode, which also doesn't sound like a good idea, and of course, if either of these barrels is really really and if the person I'm talking to about barrels isn't really real is another question!
Look, why don't we just barrel on with the site updates and I'll get back to you when I've decided whether I exist or not, after all, I keg, therefore I barrel!
Updates by dark:
Fixed formatting mistake on Manamon 2 entry.
E.X.O: entry, description and links.
Rampage: Entry and description.
Fixed developer info for Slender lost vision, dragonpong and March massacre.
Updates by Jack:
Retrolympics: entry, description and links.
Updates by Pitermach:
Evil satellites: entry, description and links.
Fixed links and updated developer info for skate scape, Operation blacksquare, cyclepath, and Road to rage I, fires of war.
Our souls with high music ringing; O men! It must ever be
That we dwell in our dreaming and singing, A little apart from ye. (Arthur O'Shaughnessy 1873.)
Originally S.E.A. was just Sea, but I ended up stylizing it for a few reasons. For E.X.O. I wanted the title to imply a shared universe. Honestly I won't be offended if we casually drop the periods and caps on the forum!