what else would you expect but cudlly toys?

lol?

WELL @5 I suppose you will never, ever know the joys that lots and lots of cuddly toys can bring!

The darkness was the darkest darkness and the darkest dark history of the twelve darkest darknesses within the darkest forever darkness. All other darknesses, however dark those darknesses might be, were lesser darknesses than the darkest darkness and the darkest dark history of the twelve darkest darknesses within the darkest forever darkness, for it was truly the darkest darkness and the darkest dark history of the twelve darkest darknesses within the darkest forever darkness, and thus, by definition, the darkness that was darker than all other darknesses. Were it possible for any other darkness to be darker than the darkest darkness and the darkest dark history of the twelve darkest darknesses within the darkest forever darkness, that would mean that the darkness of which we are speaking would not be the darkest darkness and the darkest dark history of the twelve darkest darknesses within the darkest forever darkness. As this darkness of which we speak is in fact and indeed the darkest darkness and the darkest dark history of the twelve darkest darknesses within the darkest forever darkness, we now know with certainty that no other darkness in the history of all darknesses that exist throughout the entire history of forever can, in no wise, be darker than the darkest darkness and the darkest dark history of the twelve darkest darknesses within the darkest forever darkness.

it's a reference to a childhood book called in a dark dark room. asdhjfkhaskdhg that made my day, thumbs up.

Whoopsie.

there's a fact that people who are totally, totally blind by birth, they literally cannot see anything, not even darkness.

I was just about to ask, where's Dark, and here he is.
I think this topic also references the book series called Funny Bones, about skeletones. It also has a tv show with a funny synth-based theme, oh and I think the narrator sounds like Dark as well kind of.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YeqqskFen68

On a dark, dark reality plane...
In a dark, dark multiverse...
In a dark, dark universe...
In a dark, dark Supercluster...
In a dark, dark Local group...
In a dark, dark galaxy...
In a dark, dark spiral arm...
In a dark, dark Solar neighborhood...
In a dark, dark Solar system...
In a dark, dark orbit...
On a dark, dark planet...
On a dark, dark Hemisphere...
On a dark, dark Continent...
In a dark, dark Country...
In a dark, dark State...
In a dark, dark City...
In a dark, dark district...
In a dark, dark Neighborhood...
On a dark, dark Street...
In a dark, dark Building...
On a dark, dark floor...
In a dark, dark room...
In a dark, dark closet...
On a dark, dark shelf...
In a dark, dark box...
You shall find...
A lightbulb...

I am realy glad, that netflix extended Dark to three seasons.
And i am very sad, that there was no sequel for the game dark forces called light forces

What about the Dark Crystal?
Then there's also the crystal gems of Steven Universe fame, although they aren't too dark unless you count the diamonds to a certain point. Or the cluster.