@Ivan, post 6! Congratulations! You've just created the 10 Quadragintillionth clone and used the best title ever, popcorn eater! We've stolen your sourcecode and renamed it to ultrapopcorn eater, because popcorn sounded so tame and always has. We know our userbase prefers ultrapopcorn. For that reason, we suggest you refrain from this project in the future, cease and desist from any further production concerning this title, and sell all your rights to personal life to the FBI, the CIA, the NSA, the department of homeland security, the offices of Scotland Yard, and any and every other controversial authoritarian corporation, company and security firm on this country and known to man. IN addition to all of these, you will soon be assimilated into our collective pop branch. Resistance is futile! Surrender to us!
When life gives you oranges, demand lemons since everyone else is obviously getting them.