Yes, it's been a long while since the last set of site updates. I'd like to explain what happened, but I really don't know.
One second, it was the second of may and I was publishing the last set of updates, the next, its the twelth of june and I'm waking up on the floor of the site updatarium wearing a set of fake elephant skin boots, a T shirt baring the slogan "laser sharks forever!" with the words "and no cyber elves", written on the back in what appears to be bbq sauce, a set of extra large engineering goggles, and some x ray swimming shorts.
I do fortunately have an old cassette tape, reading: "here is the horrifying truth! do not play this if you value your sanity!"
So of course I'll try giving it a spin.
Clockktick! click! buzzzzzzz!
"At last the machine is"
Click, twickle, twickel twickle!
"No! get away from that nozel, when I said no ccrying over spilled milk I didn't mean, ----"
fooooooooozle! crack, tickle tickle buzz!
"bloody cyber elves! How in tarnation do I get this elephant!"
Frooooozoooooom!
"No the elves were supposed to help the shoe maker Not ----!"
click buzzzzzz!
"Whaaaaats! wrooooong! wiiiiiiiith! tyiiiiiiiiime!"
Buz, clergal!
"Yes I am speaking ancient english! Swimming trunks? Well if you insist, what do you mean they're -----"
Sploooooosh! buzzzzz.
"No I am not a Yack! or a lama, or any sort of goat!"
buzzzz, splooooosh!
"I don't care how many mega dishes the laser sharks have won! I just want my machine back, before one of those dratted elves!"
click click clickle buzzzzz frooooooosh!
"dinosaurs?"
"stomp stomp roooooooar!"
Clickk! clergal! buzzzzzzz!
(sound of irate female scream!
"No I'm sorry lady Anne boleyn! I did not mean to intrude, ----"
Smash! clatter! "off with his Head!"
vVrooooooom!
"Well who'd have known that was how Anne Boleyn lost her head, as well as I believe the worlds' first use of a dynamite powered corset. Now if I can just -----"
Vraaaaaaak!
"Oh hell hear we go again----"
Frodge! frodge frodge frodge frodge!
"bloody! cyber elves! Year 2021, not 20021 ? You know, the world populated by humans, not cockroaches!"
Creeeeeeeek!
"who'd have thought only magnetic take could survive time travel. Oh well, hopefully this record will be clear. I'd just better write a note to myself to never listen to this, which will absolutely ensure he'll play this when he gets back, and will indeed spend the next 30 years inventing that time machine, after all, how else am I going to become my own grandfather!"
Click!
Mmmmm, Okay! well that explains everything, ----- in the sense that it explains very little.
I'm going off to get a Dna test, put on some none embarrassing clothes and punch any cyber elves I happen to run across.
In the mean time, enjoy the site updates!
Webmaster bug fix!
Entries with dots in the title now display correctly, meaning that shiftbacktic’s games such as e.x.o, and s.e.a, can be found both in the front page dropdown, and in list of shiftbacktic’s titles.
Updates by dark:
2095, beyond the human: Entry, description and links.
Changed developer info for all previously Ticon blue titles, to audiogame.it, as the audiogames association is called now.
Inheritance: updated homepage and download links to latest version.
Added download link to deathmatch, a new beginning server version from audiogames archive, though also included a note as to how buggy, unstable and unsupported this version is.
Slightly updated Warsim’s description, added link to the new youtube channel.
Our souls with high music ringing; O men! It must ever be
That we dwell in our dreaming and singing, A little apart from ye. (Arthur O'Shaughnessy 1873.)
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