How many cyber elves does it take to change a llight-bulb?
No really, I don't know, it's a serious question.
Let's find out.
First, remove old light-bulb!
Crash!
No the light socket is on the ceiling.
Jump crash! Jump crash!
Look, your a two foot high elf, the ceiling is about eight feet away.
Crash crash crash crash!
How many times must I tell you, elves are not stackable, get the step ladder.
Crash!
Crash!
That was the window.
Crash!
That was the other window.
Hold on a minute while I move anything breakable out of the, ...
Crash!
I said wait! I haven't finished moving the, ....
Crash!
Oh alright, just climb the bloody ladder then.
Step step step!
Okay, this is working surprisingly well, now, unscrew the old light-bulb.
fizzzzzz!
Okay, turn the electricity off first.
No, having nice clean hands will not protect you from the,
fizzzz!
Alright, I've turned off the electricity, you go up the ladder, the rest of you, start getting the burned elf stains out of the carpet.
Now, unscrew the old light-bulb.
Crash!
No, turn it, don't use a screw driver, and stop waving it around before, ...
splitch!
Okay, memo to self, elf plus screw driver plus step ladder plus other elf is not a good combination.
Okay, try again, go up the ladder, grab the old bulb and turn it, ----no the bulb not the ladder!
Crash!
Try that again.
Unscrew click.
Right then, now all you need to do is climb the ladder and put in the new one.
What do you mean you don't have a new one?
Well go and buy one, the hardware shop's just across the road.
No! you need to wait for the traffic to, ...
Splat! Squeal! crunch!
Well I haven't answered the question of how many cyber elves does it take to change a light-bulb, but on the plus side, I've found a fantastic new recipe for cyber elf pancakes.
While I try to explain to the driver of that truck that yes, I'm sure his insurance will cover getting the elf stains off his fender, I'll leave everyone with this week's updates.
Updates by Dark:
Crypt shyfter: Removed links, changed license to unknown and entirely rewrote the description to reflect the games unavailability.
Hell Hunter anti-nomen: expanded description now that I’ve finished the game.
Added Steam link, and cleaned up descriptions to A blind legend, Skullgirls and Audio wizards,
Our souls with high music ringing; O men! It must ever be
That we dwell in our dreaming and singing, A little apart from ye. (Arthur O'Shaughnessy 1873.)