The issue here is, even though English does have actual, sensical rules, at least as far as I've been able to see, they are very situational and tend to lead you in circular patterns of trying to puzzle things out with them. In some, I don't want to say simpler languages, you can use simple spelling rules to puzzle out how a word is probably spelled, but English tends to be complicated enough that it isn't worth being able to do it because you'll already be much better at that point anyway.
Don't ask me about grammar, though.
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“Yes, sir. I am attempting to fill a silent moment with non-relevant conversation.”
“You don’t tell me how to behave; you’re not my mother!”
“Could you please continue the petty bickering? I find it most intriguing.” – Data (Star Trek: The Next Generation)