2020-09-20 05:15:32

On the first day of nursery school, the teacher decides to see how much the children know.

"Who knows what number comes after three?"

She asks.
Little Johnny's hand pops up.

"four miss!"

The teacher then asks.

"Well who knows what comes after six?"

"Seven miss"

Johnny replies instantly.

"My dad told me."

"Alright then Johnny, what comes after ten."

Johnny smiles.

"My dad told me that too. Jack!"

What has that to do with site updates?

Absolutely nothing

Penguin!

Why did I just say penguin?

I think the logic here is fairly obvious, as is the laser wielding octopus crawling up behind you.

no I meant that was actually obvious!

Oh well, too late.


Updates by dark.

Cc solitare: Changed genre to traditional games.
X wing patrol: changed genre to space invaders games, updated description.

Fixed links for all braillesoft titles, though note that the windows version of Whackamole will be coming next week when Jack has had time to put the installer on the audiogames archive.

Hell’s night: Entry and description.

Incremental adventures: Entry and description.

Yes sire: Entry and description.

With our dreaming and singing, Ceaseless and sorrowless we! The glory about us clinging Of the glorious futures we see,
Our souls with high music ringing; O men! It must ever be
That we dwell in our dreaming and singing, A little apart from ye. (Arthur O'Shaughnessy 1873.)

2020-09-20 06:12:24 (edited by defender 2020-09-20 06:12:51)

Yaye!  Thanks guys!
I noticed that komando II is in the RPG category, which seems a bit odd.

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2020-09-20 13:23:05

Why did I just read this thread? Why did I just write this post? Why did I just start writing yet another sentence?

I need answers!

Wait, why did I just say that? Damn, I need even more answers.

If life gives you communism, become a communist dictator.

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2020-09-20 16:20:02

@Big gun. This is not an answer big_smile.

@Defender, Komandoh 2 is not technically in the "japanese games" genre, because, unlike with the first game,  you don't need Jgt to play, and the game is translated into English accept for a couple of dialogues which are largely unnecessary.

It was a toss up between rpg and strategy, but in the end I thought that having so many upgradeable parts, unlockables, stat tracking and what not, not to mention battles and actual bosses tilted the balance more to Rpg.

With our dreaming and singing, Ceaseless and sorrowless we! The glory about us clinging Of the glorious futures we see,
Our souls with high music ringing; O men! It must ever be
That we dwell in our dreaming and singing, A little apart from ye. (Arthur O'Shaughnessy 1873.)

2020-09-23 06:05:39

yes sire was indeed the best kingdom ruling game
controling a kingdom is pritty lame
but it can be fun in some ways
only a good king knows his days
if your a good king
make sure to invent a good ding
even if this thing is messed up
at least it can give some peeple flup
as far as I know
anyone will have to go
and why am I posting this you may ask
because I am trying to make a mask
that will hide my tru form
that will make the world two warm
I warn you right now
if there is a cow
kill it
smash it to bits
if I messed up some stuff about this poem let me know
why am I posting this: I don't have an answer: I need more answers...

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2020-09-26 23:43:51

OK, I’m pretty stupid. Can you explain the joke involving numbers please?

Is this the real life?
Or is this just fantasy?
Caught in a landslide,
No escape from reality

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2020-09-27 01:27:33

@Jimmy, it's to do with playing cards.
Obviously in reality eleven comes after ten, however in most card games , the cards go ten, jack, queen, King in ascending order.

So the nursery teacher assumes little Johnny has been taught basic arithmetic by his dad, when it turns out he's just been taught playing cards, implying that his dad is an incurable gambler, since who else would teach a small child how to use a pack of cards before teaching them to count.

Hope that makes sense.

With our dreaming and singing, Ceaseless and sorrowless we! The glory about us clinging Of the glorious futures we see,
Our souls with high music ringing; O men! It must ever be
That we dwell in our dreaming and singing, A little apart from ye. (Arthur O'Shaughnessy 1873.)