2020-04-11 05:51:05 (edited by Quin 2020-04-11 21:21:14)

Hi everyone!
This is a project that myself, zarvox, and an idiot have been working on for a while, called the random evil guy simulator!
In this little program, you, well, simulate random evil guy.
You can
Stand up...
recline
make a mentos grenade (these currently do nothing)
Draw the machine gun (this also currently does nothing except play a round)
Punch some people for being total dumbasses
Eat chips
drink pop
and, and, and, and, create your own TV shows!
There is a complete guide on this, so I won't go over it in detail, but I think you're going to enjoy this!
Okay okay okay I'll give the link already big_smile
(link removed, topic now in off topic room)
Enjoy!
Signed, the idiots!
P.S. There's probably more that I forgot, I, am, an, idiot! big_smile

2020-04-11 05:55:44

43% Simulator Of Random Evil Guy.zip  icon  1 of 4

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2020-04-11 06:09:06

Let me know what you think! smile

2020-04-11 06:21:13

I'll take a look! downloading now - but what language did you make it in? I assume bgt.

2020-04-11 06:24:18

It was bgt, this was made before I really got into python, and the other dev doesn't know python.

2020-04-11 06:29:13

1.1 is already in the works. Any suggestions, bugs etc, post them here!

2020-04-11 06:32:38

I think this game is hilarious.

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2020-04-11 08:10:02

agreed with ya, Dan_Gero

2020-04-11 08:40:46

Also agree with yar, although I didn't tested it, gonna download it now!

73 Wj3u

2020-04-11 08:44:26 (edited by moaddye 2020-04-11 09:02:42)

1, add events. Make random evil guy say the write phrase during those events, maybe? Just a small suggestion.
2, make yourself be able to do something useful with the machinegun and grenade, perhaps go out and blow up some buildings, maybe even with people chasing after you. Another small suggestion
3, report, you can spam right arrow and it'll keep playing the machinegun reloading sound. when you press left arrow you can spam it to keep playing the grenade sfx.
also when you press t and there's the war show, you still hear the weaponry after. Oh, and enter only opens up a popcan, or whatever it is, not drinks it

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2020-04-11 09:18:34

so cool!

2020-04-11 09:42:39

Great, two features that don't even work in the announcement post.

Seriously, real developers, where are you hiding the last few years.

Greetings Moritz.

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2020-04-11 09:57:01

Wow wow wow, that's hilarious and eaven I cannot sleep because of this game! it's almost 3 AM and I really cannot sleep!

73 Wj3u

2020-04-11 14:32:41

It is small piece of crap.
it is werry, werry crappy game.

meow meow.

2020-04-11 14:43:42

well, it's actually a funny game. It's a time waister.

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2020-04-11 14:46:54

Exactly exactly! Gosh I didn't sleeped well...

73 Wj3u

2020-04-11 15:25:41 (edited by Pineapple Pizza 2020-04-11 15:31:29)

Few things here.  The character in this is based on my YouTube series. and there is a ton that was left out in the first post, and a few of the things mentioned in the first post are now irrelevant to the simulator. basically, you can sit back and listen to random evil guy comment on TV shows that he’s watching. You can also make your own TV shows, this is covered in the read me.

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2020-04-11 15:30:32 (edited by George_Gaylord 2020-04-11 15:32:08)

You know, saying
"It would be nice to have a working Grenade and machine gun", Or"I can't wait for you guys to add more stuff like, X, Y and z" Would be better than you calling their games werry, werry piece of crap won't get you anywhere? That's why you don't get anything. Telling a dev their game is werry, werry piece of crap will get you nowhere. And If you don't like it, the snarky remarks isn't going to get the developer to make Mana's hero's Shade of Time adventure city of flesh, OK?
Jeez. You'd think people would have a little mannors or courtesy.

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2020-04-11 15:42:38

@anidiot
All the features mentioned I believe actually do still work.
Thanks guys for the feedback!
I have made a very basic weapon firing system, but it needs to be improved.
This is by no means a huge game release to the people saying it sucks. It's a basic little time waster, something to make you laugh.

2020-04-11 15:47:36

Looooool I've got to try this. Downloading right, the heck, now

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2020-04-11 16:39:00

do you intend to make this more than a simple time waister in the future?
even if little by little?
wewll. Actually I don't see how we could turn this into a non timewaister without changing the purpose of the game but eh?
also. What would we use the weapon firing and grenade system s for? we should have some reason to use them. heheh

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2020-04-11 16:41:12

the sise  is big for the features you sed, but i'm looking forworde for this!

2020-04-11 16:45:47

sounds like a waste of time to even create it. but we all do what we can during this quarantine

2020-04-11 17:09:20 (edited by Pineapple Pizza 2020-04-11 17:11:53)

Fuck it. Remove this topic and Release it in the off-topic room. That’s a better place for it anyway and the description provided in post one doesn’t really seem to give people an actual understanding of what this is.

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2020-04-11 17:12:03

I understand, this will sound cool, and if its your ferst project I say keap it up