@zenothrax, is that why you sent me a thousand dollars? I'm sorry, but I don't remember any contracts being signed for right trransfer. Besides, all of this was part of my new pop-project which had to do with people creating new games. I mean, we have a lot of games that go boom and I thought we needed some games that go pop, instead. That's why Balloon Madness was actually created, though noone is ever going to remember it that way. I also took the liberty of purchasing poprocks.com because poprocks is my new coding language. I'd like to acquire snapcracklepop.com but hear rumors that is has been taken over by a seriously dangerous company known for child hyperactivity promotions, so I may not be able to obtain it anytime soon, but snapcracklepop is the name of my new engine, which I will release as soon as I can defeat this evil company, to anyone who promises to make a game that doesn't go boom but instead goes pop, or even snap, or crackle!
And in this way I hope to end all of these clones and ports and other such madness, but I cannot if peopleare stealing my ultrapopcorn protocol. That is why, I must demand, that if you are serious, you first give me your first name, your middle name, your last name, your father's maiden name, the street address where you were born, your mother's social security number, your pet's microchip, your worst enemy's age and a reference letter from them written in poprocks. It must be submited to [email protected] within the next 24 seconds or all deals are off the table and you will lose all money you may have sent for the greater good of the ultrapopcorn protocol.
When life gives you oranges, demand lemons since everyone else is obviously getting them.
