Reply by George_Gaylord 2020-02-18 00:22:08

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The HP lawnmower currently takes about 10000 minutes to start up. Now that's to slow for my pace. Do you have a quicker model? I'll be happy if it takes 7.200000000000000000000000000000 hours to start up, because hours are definately less than minutes. I'll be happy to pay about 1 TT Cent, which is about .44 US Cents, also today is drawkcab day.  I fucking love the HP lawnmower!

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Reply by Sage_Lancaster 2020-02-18 00:55:19

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Is 10 trillion hours enough for you. It’s definitely quicker than 10,000 minutes

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Reply by George_Gaylord 2020-02-18 01:32:35

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..TOPE! To damn slow! I'll have a model that does 0 RPM to 500 in 7.200000000000000000000000000000 hours!

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Reply by Sage_Lancaster 2020-02-18 01:38:17

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OK. That will be four quintillion dollars

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Reply by George_Gaylord 2020-02-18 01:41:34

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Such a deal! How bout I give you something for your troubles? How's 1 Trinbagonian cent?

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Reply by NevEd 2020-02-18 01:44:22

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i'll take all your past, present and future girlfriends

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Reply by Dakonna 2020-02-18 10:47:41

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Hey, guys. I just realised that I have a recording of the hp lawn mower on my any audio page!
http://anyaudio.net/listen?audio=YCtUO841qa

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Reply by Sage_Lancaster 2020-02-18 17:11:58

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Wo. That sounds more like the hp shaving machine

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Reply by Patrick 2020-02-18 17:14:54

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My MSI Lon mower is far better than your HP crap.

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Reply by kianoosh 2020-02-20 00:59:57

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Hay. Got a lenovo here that has a 12 gb RAM, and when is cleaned up it takes like 20 seconds to boot. It kicks all your machines to the hell. Lol big_smile

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Reply by George_Gaylord 2020-02-20 02:33:07

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You know what? I'm getting a Beumax lawnmower. it takes 1.984 sextillion hours to start, has internet access via dial up internet, and uses slip to make cell calls. It also costs 4.9982 quintillion Kowaitan dollars. I maybe spelt it wrong, but that's a steal, of a deal. That  country has the lowest value in the world, so yeah.

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