Response to: http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=14830
Note: all the preceding is satirical, and a joke. Nothing here is intended to bash anyone's religious beliefs, and the forum linked above is not factual; they are also a joke. Thank you!
So who is Blind Jesus?
I'll tell you:
unseeable brightness.
Innocent Lamburger of Tod.
The one true way... to the hard brick wall next to heaven's gates.
Lord Eyeballs.
The masiah that leads you to the king... or the middle of the street!
The face of God? "Yeah, or maybe not... Guess I couldn't tell ya."
True healer! "but don't blame me for accidentally putting my hands somewhere I shouldn't."
The holy one! "...yeah I stepped on a nail, and um yeah the cross thing, don't judge."
King of the mountain! "...til I accidently fell off."
Savior of souls... "Well, yeah, except that one in the corner who never screamed my name... I'll uh... see you in the second coming."
King of kings... "Or on second thought, maybe those are jacks, or queens, or 10s, or all different things; these cards aren't brailled."
Who can stop the lord? Who can stop the Owwwww my face... who put that pole there! Ow!
He who sits with sinners... "I meant to be with my people! They changed their voices to trick me!"
He who rose from the dead... "no I never died, I just rolled my eyes back into my head to stop the torture! Who was that guy who speered me? I'll get him back!"
He who never got off the cross even though he could... "No? I couldn't! I'd have gotten lost, plus they told me there were holes I could trip in!"
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