John: flame wars are bad! I really wish people would think before they write anything.
Jane: Your so right John, if only people would just stop and consider what they are writing.
James: Absolutely! People are just too impulsive.
Joanne: What ja mean, like when this time when I just wrote stuff without tinking, it just like bad, but jes cos people just pozaz bad stufss, dats cos dem not bad ppes ja know what I'm sayin.
John: I'm sorry Joanne, I'm afraid I didn't exactly follow there.
Joanne: What ja problem! Cos I was agreein, but ja has a go.
John: I wasn't having a go, I think you need to perhaps consider using a spellcheck.
Joanne: What ja mean? I ryte fine! Ja just pickin' on me. Hay mods, give John a warning!
Jane: No Joanne, I don't think John was picking on you, I think he just was having trouble understanding what you said.
Janes: Really, this forum should have an age limit, its people like Joanne that cause problems here.
Joanne: Getoff my case ja scum! dats a personal attack! can say what I wan't cant I?
John: Hold on a minute, if we can just get back on track, I was just saying that flame wars are bad.
James: Oh I agree, flame wars are terrible, but we'd have so fewer off them if people like Joanne would just grow up a bit and learn to write properly, its the likes of her that is the real problem.
Jane: James, that's out of line, we have free speech on the internet, and we can't expect everyone to adhere to the same writing standards, I mean there are younger people, and people who don't have English as a first language.
James: I'm aware of that, but Joanne is really getting out of line here, and I'm just saying that its people like her that are the problem, I'm sure she'll grow up in a few years, but right now, she just comes in here with this attitude, and you see what happpens?.
Joaanne: who ja callin outoff line ja moron! Mods giv like james a warnin cos hes pickin' on me.
Jane: Really, I don't think James is picking on you Joanne, can we just relax here?
John: Oh for the love of Pete! I was just trying to say that I don't like flame wars? why can't people get back on the topic at hand here.
Joanne: no cos I was just greein but den James like goton my case and e should like be banned!
James: really Joanne is just causing trouble here, why don't the mods give her a warning.
Jane: Look! can we just agree that everyone's at fault, and nobody's exactly to blame, and perhaps get the discussion back on track.
Joanne: Dat is okay James but James is like pickin on me.
James: Oh for goodness sake! I can't stand people that can't use the letter G! Joanne really is behaving like a fool here! And people wonder why flame wars start?
Jane: You really can't say that James, calling someone names is going over the line.
Joanne: Shutup James jja fuckin' moron, ja, fuckin' dont know what ja sayin, so like ja just fuckoff already?
Jane: What's happened to john?
James: I think he left this thread, not sure why, I mean, if it weren't for Joanne we could have a reasonable discussion here.
Joanne: Tis people like James dat cause flamewars dat is tru, wed be fine if wernt for him.
Jane: Oh can't we just agree on something?
James: Oh I'm agreeing, that's not the issue, flame wars are bad things, I'm just saying that we need a better standard of discussion here, and that certain people should try to write better. Really Jane you have the beswt of intensions, but you need to understand that rational discussion requires rational people, and Joanne just isn't rational.
Joanne: who ja callin not rational ja moron! ja fuckin' idiot!
Jane: ~James, you really need to stop acting so superior, and Joanne, perhaps you could be a bit less touchy, we're only trying to have a discussion here.
James: But obviously I am superior, I mean, look at the standard of my English compared to Joanne's, really Jane, you need to understand that some people just don't belong in adult discussions.
Joanne: shut ja mouth! ja fuckin' idiot! Jane, why ja siding with him?
James: Oh do give it up Joanne you illiterate fool!
Joanne: Jane? Where Jane gone?
James: She probably couldn't stand to hear more of your pathetic wining.
Joanne: fuckoff!
James: Oh really, just the sort of response I'd expect from the likes of you?
Joanne: Ja sexist, racist pig!
James: Oh, we're getting political are we? Well your a good advertisement for liberals I must say you brainless idiot.
Moderation! this thread is now being closed, since toxic political discussion is not permitted on this forum.
With our dreaming and singing, Ceaseless and sorrowless we! The glory about us clinging Of the glorious futures we see,
Our souls with high music ringing; O men! It must ever be
That we dwell in our dreaming and singing, A little apart from ye. (Arthur O'Shaughnessy 1873.)