Topic by Nocturnus 2018-11-24 08:29:21

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Topic title says it all; I'm asking for the craziest earworm, the most horridly obnoxious melody, the masterpiece you've done your best to defy but which has slipped into your vulnerable brain again and again without your desire after having heard it the first time, breaching your mental security and other faculties to cause you to dwell upon it for the umpteenth time like some scandalous conspiracy within the walls of the whitehouse itself, greater than Donald Trump and what he's thankful for on thanks giving day!
I have one of my own, and more than likely you will all come up with something worse than I, but given I have children... I'll withhold judgment until the damage has been done to us all.  Now, let the chaos begin!

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Reply by defender 2018-11-24 09:12:50 (edited by defender 2018-11-24 09:15:42)

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_cikTgwMXY


And this should be played on repeat for best effect.
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Reply by Hrvoje 2018-11-24 11:55:04

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Well, it doesn't sound that bad for me. It's funny in fact. I also have some of my songs that I hate, although others like it. For example, here's the only song that I've wrote and sung in english language. I wrote the lyrics in about 30 minutes, and I've produced it in Reaper with Addictive Drums2 for drums, ReFX Slayer for the guitar, V-Station for the organ sound, and some Minimoog emulation VST for the synth sound. The song is called Loneliness (the Prisoner's Ballad), and I hate it infact, mostly because of the badly written lyrics.
Here it is: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4tAyVzoBcMs

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Reply by Draq 2018-11-24 12:28:13

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What in the name of stuff and things? That best song in the world one is rather disturbing.

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Reply by tmstuff000 2018-11-24 18:21:32

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The song that won Eurovision, it's called "Toy", and the artist is called "Netta".
It's one of the worst songs you can find on earth.

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Reply by Nocturnus 2018-11-24 18:33:14

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@defender post 2,
Your second link will more than likely end up becoming a ringtone for me in the not too distant future.
Keep em coming!

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Reply by defender 2018-11-24 18:48:42 (edited by defender 2018-11-26 23:40:00)

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Yeah I know, god damn that thing is addictive, it's from Gortholon's balloon popper game.
Here are a few more really, really bad ones
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SpwVB_NGM1E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kEDvlSAMhQU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4rgzBdOpDt8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=51a1iZSf1bE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XemtXy7aAWA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0zDW5VVAhAE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rQHx_GPKccY


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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wWLhrHVySgA
Delightful aren't they? embrace the agony!

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Reply by Nocturnus 2018-11-24 19:27:27

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He's really good, err, bad, depending on who you ask, about making tracks I am amused by.

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Reply by bcs993 2018-11-24 22:59:22

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I have two songs, listening them on repeat is bound to drive you crazy.
Nyan Cat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZZ7oFKsKzY&t=566s
The song that doesn't end
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0U2zJOryHKQ&t=134s
Then, the same guy who made "the best song" (post 2), since it's this time of the year:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EFLaUL8NG9Y
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Reply by Nocturnus 2018-11-25 00:25:58

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These are almost cute in comparison to what my youngest likes to listen to on a regular basis.
My smoke alarms just went off and, piercing as that was, I liked all the random modulations between them more than the most annoying song I can think of!
Again, keep em coming! Believe me, I have my surprise coming up, as well!  :d

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Reply by SirBadger 2018-11-25 00:56:54

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@3 I actually kind of like that. very well put together.

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Reply by robomastr42 2018-11-25 02:13:57

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@defender post2, i think you just gave me about 10 different types of brain disease with that first track.
That second one was actually really good. In fact... anyone know how to make things loop in vlc?
Graaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! I hate you. I’m gunna go cry in a corner or something. And call A and E, i need brain surgery!
Na but seriously though, nice job. Keep them coming.

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Reply by defender 2018-11-25 03:08:20 (edited by defender 2018-11-25 03:14:59)

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LOL it's an earworm though that's why I included it... but yeah it's good.
And if you think the best song was bad, then oh boy, check out post 7. You'll never forgive me.
I triple dog dare all of you to try and listen through every single one of those songs in full!

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Reply by Nocturnus 2018-11-25 05:06:04

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I still think I hold the joker here, but we may as well find out now...
First, a little history lesson: This video became poppular in 2007, more than likely under most of our radar,   Thus, the baby shark was born.  But it didn't stop there.  In 2015, South Korean education outfit Pinkfong decided to release a version that would to this day, receive as many as 140 million views, culminating in what is now known as the "baby shark challenge." a contest in which families have submited videos of their own renditions of baby shark to win baby shark prizes.
And as far as I can tell, this phenomena is gonna keep on going!
Until we go bananas!
Or crash a bunch of cars!
Or make it part of our gaming experiences!
Or get so bored we start dreaming about sharks!
Or start dancing like we've traveled back in time!
Or turn this into part of our Holiday celebrations!
Want it faster?
Another rhythm?
Another language?
Baby shark's got us all covered, and in my case?  It's just gonna get worse and worse, until the word worser becomes part of my vocabulary, as my youngest is getting a singing baby shark for Christmas...

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Reply by defender 2018-11-25 06:05:00

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Yeah that song pisses me off too, but kids friggin love it probably because of the cute animations. Rage...
Pen pineapple apple pen gets pretty annoying too, and that evil stalwart (what does the fox say) it's easy to find out on Google Ylvis, you moron... Though that one does have some amusing parts I must admit.

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Reply by Draq 2018-11-25 11:04:02 (edited by Draq 2018-11-25 13:04:59)

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Oh wow. I really do like that kleiner Hai version. Her voice and the music just mix really well. It's German if I remember right.

Edit: Yep. It's German.

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Reply by Angel 2018-11-25 12:16:48

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Well done guys, just well done.
Imagine me almost 2 weeks ago with a router plugged into my laptop at school staying for 6 hours at my desk, doing my work, listenning to teachers doing lessons with the song that does not end, I think I have a brain disease now, but tomorow I will repeat the experience, but with all 10 hours on the phone, that will kill me, for sure.
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Reply by Zersiax 2018-11-25 22:55:25

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Lol if the Korean Baby Shark gets mentioned, I have no regrets putting this here:
Gwiyomi! gwi-gwi-gwiyomi!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DoYgj4zJWmw

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Reply by Draq 2018-11-26 08:32:42

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How about...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kdemFfbS5H0

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Reply by mastodont 2018-11-26 09:29:42 (edited by mastodont 2018-11-26 09:34:40)

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I don't want to post this song, I really don't. This will stick to your mind like glue on paper, you wont be able to stop singing it for a day or two. For the sake of good music please, please don't listen it on repeat.
Warning: contains strong language. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nf9atdHd8ZM
it's a track from the movie miss march, please don't try to watch that movie unless you love stupid and dirty comedy.
Edit: damn now I can't stop listening it, I hope I will not start to sing it out loud while having classes today.
Edit 2: check out this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NxKrdlsHVmg brought to you by the same author from the same film.

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Reply by Draq 2018-11-26 11:08:26

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What... that doesn't even make any sense. rofl.

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Reply by Hrvoje 2018-11-26 18:59:30

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Yes, that doesn't make sense. If someone on earth can teach me how to f*ck her ass while she sucks my d*ck, I would pay for that LOL!

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Reply by zenothrax 2018-11-26 19:26:37

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Let's keep the Baby Shark pain going, just so I can torcher Nocturnus a lil more. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DXC7DKDxSpg

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Reply by defender 2018-11-26 20:58:17 (edited by defender 2018-11-26 23:38:22)

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Oh my god I had almost forgotten about Selfy. Sobs...
Try this stupidness on for size... Though I have to say that almost all rap from the last decade has been complete crap, and now it's even worse over the last like 5 with all the autotune and mumbling. No one talks about real shit any more just how rich they are. They did that before too but it wasn't always that, and they could at least rap allot better. god damn!
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Reply by Nocturnus 2018-11-27 00:21:35

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@zenothrax!
What! Have! You! DONE!
This is is , this should be illegal!  This is as bad as enslaving an army of baby sharks to slowly torture my already tortured self while dancing and singing about it!  I'll get you back for this I will!  :d

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