@25, you, sir, need to take a look at your sense of humor. I tell you, as an outside and dispassionate observer, that you just cannot do that. Your joke didn't even make sense. Apples to oranges, as they say.
Now, I must get back to my tank commandments. I've got the TC3rd and fourth down... need to work up to the seventeenth. And perhaps aid in the KFs and KJs self-annihilation while I'm at it.

@Merin, thumbs up, that  was fantastic! it was so fantastic that if you were playing baseball, we'd call it an awesome homer .

@Ethin Personally I liked my joke, but to each their own I guess. I've seen worse jokes on this topic that you haven't called out.
@ironcross32 Again to each their own, thanks for the A though.

Lol guys, I love this topik, when I first saw this topik I did not think will be anithing good, but you guys made my day lol.
And 22, that thing was just awesome, you should have your red spot of stories like this.
Yeah, can not come with anithing today because too much work and between work hours playing feer, but yeah, looking forward to this.

Hi.
@Merin lol nice one, even though I missed you describing that when the cupple went home, Tarzan missed showing what an oh so skilled dungeon master and kerker kruip he could be while giving her a good spanking and inventing sex practices in a dark room.
By the way, after this long night and coming a bit late to work I could imagine, did he get in to a long time of conflict with his boss? Well, he could always pretend that he had discovered aliens in the outback and that he had to protect the world of an enemy attack by slamming a wrecking ball into the space invaders, and the chopper that challenged him along this last crusade of his, but that is a storie chosen to be told another day the world was spared the thought that judgement day came faster as a rail racer at full speed.

Greetings Moritz
Greetings Moritz.

A little off topic, but 2 iOS jokes here.
Apple announced on their Bulletin that they are opening the silk road for a circuit of business that will have ripples on the world’s economy, so they can reach a summit and/or apex of profit. They claim it will become the largest beacon for trade.
during the day, the sun will illuminate the hill side. But the signal for night time is when the night owl soars over the waves on the seaside and stars twinkle brightly in the constellations of the Cosmic sky above. During this beautiful star gaze, it is his playtime. He uses his eyes and ears as his radar to catch his prey at a presto speed. He does this until the sun makes a Slow Rise. to which it will uplift and radiate the land once more.

I have to thank the person who started this topic and the people who wrote jokes. You made me smile and i needed to.
I'm going to have a crack at this, although I'm not usually good at it, and I've not played all the games I'm probably going to use, and some might be old no longer running games.

I heard about the legend of the green dragon that lived in the land of livia. Then all I could think about was finding it and defeating it. I would be known as the blind swordsman. Not just that, I would be a blind legend! My friends all said I was being obsessive-compulsive, but I wouldn't listen to them. I was the fist of fury. I begged and bribed many lords and knights to teach me how to use a hammer of glory, so that when I finally met the beast, it would not be the Endgame. Then I traveled at top speed to the swamp where the dragons of myth were said to reside. I entered the swamp, in a cosmic rage, hammer held high... but there were no dragons. When I got home, my friends whom I had ignored paid for my insect therapy, and I was finally convinced that there were no fairy tale creatures living in that grizzly gulch. Now, I just have to build a spaceship so I can fend off the alien invasion of battleships heading for earth. I must answer a hero's call... before the descent into madness that I know is coming for me... I see shades of doom everywhere!

nice job blake