Hi,
Just a few more helpful tips for the one who wants to smash their computer into pieces!
First, get any weapon you have. If you have a gun, load a cartridge into the thing and fire the whole round into the computer casing, okay? Then it will explode. If you have an automatic weapon, switch to burst mode and fire into the screens, keyboard and cables, blowing them all up. If you have a bow and arrow, simply light the arrow on fire, load it into the bow, then release the arrow and let it pierce through the computer keyboard, casing and all the other things. If you have an axe, slamm your axe into the casing, destroying it.
Second tip. Put on a suit of armour, so your body doesn't get harmed, then smash the computer with your fists!
Third. Get a plate of food, smear it over the whole computer.
fourth. Take your laptop to the zoo. When your in the zoo, free every single animal and let them smash the computer!
Fifth. Chuck the computer into a fire-pit and let it die!
6. Lift the computer high into the air and swing it outwards, smashing the whole construct and your window into pieces!
7. Get a bottle of water, open the casing and spill the contents into the computer. Don't forget to spill in some cola as well.
8. Kick your computer 99 times.
9. When your in an excited mood, dance on your computer and knock off the screen!
10. Pull out everything and set it on fire.
11. Let your doggy eat the screen, but make sure it doesn't die!
12. Format your computer, and while its formatting, shut your computer down and reload the thing. 13. Get rid of everything in the register editer, then format your computer and don't install anything on it!
14. You know you get those sites where it says you could look for a cheep wife? Click on the sight and let your computer be infected with viruses!
15. Give your password to everyone, put it on every single wall in the city you live in.
16. If they say, you've won a software for free and they ask for your password, just give it to them, mate! What could happen, you'll get a free copy of that software!
17. Spit on your computer and cook the computer and after you cooked it, chuck it out of the window.
18. No virus protection software.
Done!