Well its midnight on Saturday, on the 18th of April, and you all know what that means.
That's right, it means that Brokaragoth, the cosmic badger of everlasting eternal night, greatest of all of the large decrepit ones  shall be along to consume your souls, rend your minds with his mind rending terror, and plunge the world in an orgy of blood and bloodiness.

what you didn't know that? Come on! I thought that everyone knew that. I mean, its fairly obvious isn't it, after all if Brokaragoth, the cosmic badger of everlasting eternal night were not! coming to, well you know what he's coming for, he wouldn't have let us know in the ancient prophecy of the prophesied ancients, which I'm pretty sure everyone's read.

what! Nobody read the ancient prophecy of the prophesied ancients? Really.
Well that's very rude isn't it. I mean Brokaragoth, the cosmic badger of everlasting eternal night did leave an appointment, and honestly, if your going to end the world with unspeakable cosmic evil, its only polite to call in advance to check people aren't busy.

Okay, I'll go and tell him not this millennium?

Hello? I'd like to speak to Mr. the cosmic badger of everlasting eternal night please.
Yes I'll hold.

Hi.
oh yes, she's fine thank you.

Yeah, there's been a bit of a mix up, turns out nobody actually read the prophecy.

I know, its a pain. Nope, no apocalyptic cult of the unholy Wind in the willows, no thousands of worshippers sacrificing their dearest in an effort to earn your forbearance. Well yes, we did get the badger badger badger mushroom mushroom song, but no, its not a hymn to your dark splendour, its more sort of a silly youtube fad.

Okay then. Yeah, really sorry about this, I know you had everything planned, but we're just not ready for an apocalypse right now.

Okay, Yeah, I'm really sorry, Oh good, I'm glad there's another civilization ready.
Okay, hope it goes well, and we'll keep a look out in the post for the next ancient prophecy.

thanks. Yes, you have a nice unnumbered stretch of years beyond counting too.

Okay. Bye!

Well, that's sorted, though really, the poor infernal deity, people could have made an effort.
He was so polite too.

Ah, well. If people can't be bothered to prepare for a reasonable age of unholy slaughter, we'd better just have the usual site updates then I suppose.

Updates by dark:

Sonar islands, entry, description and links.
Fury driver 2, Original sin: Entry, description and links.

Added Starfires fantastic list of all 307 Manamon to pages for Manamon and Manamon 2.
S.E.A. Watercraft simulator: Entry, description and links.