2019-09-05 08:03:58

Here's a mistake:
My relationships.
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Can probably  come up with some amusing anecdotes while I'm at work today, so stay tuned.

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2019-09-05 08:31:26

I think all of us, even sighted ones do have incredible stories, nice conversational topic! I have ones that are family oriented, and others that are just ... well, mostly for adults... But here goes one:
I was at a subway, the sandwich food store chain. This was as part of my mobility training at school I think. I was out with some friends and the teacher. And it was a full house. it was clouded but most people were quiet anyway. Since I was still coming to grips with the  English language, my teacher was explaining things and concludes:
So, you understand alright? you have different sizes for the sub you want, and various content, toppings and sauces you can put on your sandwich. And here, in front of you, is a very nice lady who is eagerly listening to your order with a very pleasant smile, so go ahead and tell her what you want.

I noticed that the stand was taller than me, so I reached up a bit and then I remembered all of the stuff my teacher was explaining. So, at that point somehow, my brain got tripped up, confused, short circuited. And then I said rather loudly, can I have a 30 foot sub please.
The lady probably smiled and said, a 30 inch sub for you sir, my pleasure! Some people chuckled, the guy beside me just laughed graciously, and I just burst out in laughter and nodded enthusiastically.

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2019-09-05 08:53:14

Thirty-inch sub? That's huge! lol
But I can see why you'd freeze up in a moment like that.
For a second there, I thought this was going to turn into a story where you accidentally groped someone, after you mentioned putting your hands out.

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2019-09-05 10:19:59 (edited by Aarush 2019-09-05 11:51:41)

ok this is really random, i'll probably be able to come up with more (and better ones)later today.
so
me and my girl, got together  around 9 months ago, ain nov 2018.
We actually met at this computer science course thingi, where we were in the same badge and were being mentorred by the same teacher.
There were four of us. let's call them friend 1 2 and 3 respectively(friend 1 being my girl).
So friend 2, is a 12 year old super excited guy who loves gaming. like, loooves it.
So he calls us and asks if we want to meet on skype on the following sunday, and do a bit of gaming. And we really had nothing to do then, so we agreed.
So we play for a while, everything's cool. then we decide to do an online cp battle. i host, and we start. friend 1, is in my team and is kicking ass. oh yeah i didn't mention we weren't dating back then, That's why, i decided to praze her. "Hay, nice deck you've got there". Or at least that is what i wanted to say...
everything came out fine accept the "deck word" had an i instead of an e...
I was so fuckin imbaraced i sware that i wanted to leave the skype call, leave cp and hide under my pillow. But all she said was, "that's a creative type o error." big_smile
I also felt really bad since friend 2 and 3 were innocent af.
so yeah, stupid aarush. smile

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2019-09-06 05:03:30

Phones for dinner? Lol. I almost jumped in the shower with my Apple Watch, not once, but several times.

2019-09-06 06:02:06

I mean there's the time I went to sit down onto a chair.... that wasn't there.
Oh and let's not forget this classic. So, 7th grade, after playing for the middle school band spring concert I was headed back to the car. My family got distracted and I kept going onward I was tired, it was a late night.
Finally I reach our car, reach out to pull the handle and instead of a handful of the metal door handle I instead ended up with a handful of railing... belonging to an ATV used for security and transport. I was holding onto one of the safety rails next to one of the passengers seats.
As I turned around the number of people interested in my current doings increased and I wanted nothing more than to be swallowed up by the earth at my feet.
Then there's the time I swapped drives in my desktop and forgot to plug the cables into the drive and then kept wondering why nothing was working.
Then there's the time my VI teacher, first day on the job so he didn't really understand the inner thinking processes/methods of a blind person, though this was more my fault than his but still pretty amusing.
Was headed down to the cafeteria to get some lunch. The doors to the cafeteria are these traditional double doors with a divider in the middle. To get to it, you have to climb up a flight of stairs, which can be said for a lot of the buildings there.
As I was climbing up the steps he opened both doors wide and, well, somebody got owned. Some people say you could actually hear the thunk from the courtyard! Lol!
Oh, and then there's this! Family and I were headed down to convention to see an old friend of mine, been friends for years but never actually met in person. We walked towards the escalators and things got hilariously terrifying.
So I do the usual tests with my cane, find the next step, find out which way it's running. Great. Awesome. Then I step. On two steps at once. With one foot.
My balance got thrown off and the hole time I was riding the damn thing I was bent backwards clinging onto the railing for dear life, looking vaguely like something out of the matrix.
Yup, that sure was fun.
Keep the posts coming this is a great laugh!

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2019-09-06 06:21:46

hello
I have a fue one; but I will only explane 1 of them
when I was at school; suddenly I got the erj to distract my teacher: and; most heroicly; I was trying to play the slender lost vision game; and right I waws about to launch it; the stupid head phone got unpluged axedently and I was; well scrood: I emeedeutly try to plug it back; but I just ended drop my computer on to the ground: the bad news is it got shatterd: the screan is fling a round and the keybord fell: the battery got fuckt; and the hard drive; that I am using to save my old homework; got stuck in the computers broken keybord thing: worced evente ever

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2019-09-06 11:09:15

ah, the classic accidental headphone unplug. always a bummer when that happens. you want to know another one? Once I was on skype with my friends and I thought I had the mic I usually used plugged in. But apparently it wasn't, because whenever I said something it was clipping like ab so lute crazy. And you know that thing where the mic hears the speakers, then for some reason the speaker hears the mic, plays it back, the mic hears it..  I'm not exactly sure how that works, but apparently I had that happening for like 5 minutes while I was outside doing a little bit of work cleaning up, and when I came back, my entire friend's house was there, screaming at the phone to TURN It OFF!

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2019-09-10 19:48:22

Hi all, this one is rather half imbaricing, but here it goes.
I had a samsung galaxy note 3 a few years a go. i think it was about 4 years a go, or 3 years ago.
To come to the point, i have always wanted to download a movie like a sighted person. i was quite new to technology, so i did not know about netflix and technology.
I browsed one of those doggy sites, don't ask me why, but then one of those adds popped up... mmmm let's just say the galaxy note 3 has a big screen, and a loud speaker.
It was 1 of those adds that you have to press ctrl+w on, when you are browsing on a windows computer, to close the add.
It was a pornographic add, and i pressed the back button so fast and rappedly, that the phone froze and hung up on me. my mom heard the porn sounds from my room as the door was open. still trying to exit the add, locking the phone, my mom entered and asked me what i am whatching, and i told her that i was trying to download a movie and that it was an add.
Little did i know that i could just remove the battery... stupid me. ok i don't know if it was quite an ironic thing that i told, but yeah any ways, i think and hope it fits the topic, and it was kind of funny so i just thought i posted it.
another funny storie:
My older brother(3 years older than me) were at a clinick once, when at the counter where you pay, i felt a box. i was about 911 years old at that time. I asked my brother what was inside the box, he told me to feel, so i felt.
I asked him what is this block shaped plastic little packets? he said that he could not tell me what it was loudly, so he wispered in my ear that it was condoms.
I asked quite loudly, but can't i also have some of these condoms to play with? the person at the pay point just went ehem

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2019-09-10 19:49:07

woh, not doggy sites, dodgie

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2019-09-10 19:58:11

I once had something like your second story, @35. I was at a store, was feeling around on a gas station shelf, and felt a package of condoms. I asked my dad, what are these? He told me, condoms. I yelled, well not really yelled, but said, in a very loud voice, can I get some to play with? Man i kringe to this day remembering that.

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2019-09-10 19:59:22

@35, watching doggy porn? Uh huh, definitely an accident...

Scientists say the world is growing constantly,
But this isn't possible, because if the world were growing then it would have to have an end but it can't end because if it ended there would be nothing and nothing isn't anything because something is not nothing and aaaaarg!

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2019-09-10 23:09:19

When I was about ten or eleven - a lot of my embarrassing stories happen at this age, it seems - I was wandering through a department store with my mom. She went to go look at something on a rack, left me standing nearby, and told me not to wander too far away. Well naturally, I got curious and started looking around to see what I could find. First thing I encountered was a bin full of soft, lacy things. I said, "Mom, what's this?" and I guess she looked over. she chuckled and said, "Women's underwear." Well apparently I was so shocked that I flung my hands in the air and sent at least one pair of panties flying.
Now, if you listen to my mom tell this story, the panties landed on someone's head, not just in a nearby aisle or on a rack or something. Also, according to my mother, this little adventure happened in the second week or so of December, and "Winter Wonderland" was on the sound system in the department store. This is doubly suspect because that was the same year we first heard the parody called "Walkin' Round in Women's Underwear" based on the same tune. So my mom layers everything together and makes it into a whole big thing, when it wasn't. I did throw panties, but that was all. And I only did it once.

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2019-09-11 05:57:50

so this happened about 2 weeks ago.
So I was in gym and we were changing into our uniforms.
I was searching in my backpack for my clothes. and I couldn't find them anyware.
Ten minutes pass, and one of my friends asks if I'm ready to go.
I say I couldn't find my clothes anyware. I think he looks at me and goes "Umm, there in your hand. this isn't the dumbest moment I've had, but reguardless it's still one I like to talk about.

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2019-09-11 08:25:36

I've been known for looking for the phone that was in my hand.

2019-09-12 00:30:49

I once tore my hole room apart looking for a gluestick, that was in my hand the hole time.

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2019-09-12 01:08:32

I once tried to fix my laptop keyboard by spreying water on it, which, predictably, bricked it. my brother joked I was a steriotypical dumb blond.

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2019-09-12 14:47:24 (edited by redfox 2019-09-12 14:48:29)

So I was making a small script to organize files via size.
But I needed to generate a shit ton of files with varying amounts of characters in them.

So, predictably, I made a script to generate 2000 files into the files folder.

So, this is what I did.

*Code ahead.

for(int i=0; i<2000; i++)
{
f.open(i,"w");
f.write(random(1,1132435465768797654322);
}

*Code over.

Basically, if you were paying attention, this generated 2000 files with random ass names, into a dropbox folder. So it kept coming and coming and coming, and for some reason, it kept regenerating, and I had to restart my computer before it stopped.

Moral of the story: When generating a bunch of files, check your damn code first!

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2019-09-12 15:05:58

I wunce in a was that I; being exitedly jump off; it got to far and I fell down in to the baceball cort; roflflflflflflflfl

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