2019-05-15 23:03:45

roses are red, violets are grand, I must say, I don't understand.

I would rather listen to someone who can actually play the harmonica than someone who somehow managed to lose seven of them. Me, 2019.

2019-05-15 23:04:53

Because you are an idiot

2019-05-16 00:08:05

Roses are red,
white orange yellow or pink,
But violets are just one colour I think.
so these silly people,
Who think all roses are red,
Should all get a right good boot to the head.

With our dreaming and singing, Ceaseless and sorrowless we! The glory about us clinging Of the glorious futures we see,
Our souls with high music ringing; O men! It must ever be
That we dwell in our dreaming and singing, A little apart from ye. (Arthur O'Shaughnessy 1873.)

2019-05-16 02:43:15

I will write some more later, but I remember this one from third grade.
Roses are red,
Lemons are sour,
Open your legs and give me an hour

Is this the real life?
Or is this just fantasy?
Caught in a landslide,
No escape from reality

2019-05-16 15:11:50

Lol thums up at 30

2019-05-16 16:32:50 (edited by keithwipf1 2019-05-16 16:33:46)

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Deadspot is dead,
And I'm board too!
tongue
I can't tell color haha.

2019-05-16 16:34:46

Taken from askreddit:
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the van.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I'm using my hand,
But I'm thinking of you.
Roses are red-ish, Violets are blue-ish, If you don't have a foreskin, You're probably Jewish.
Or American?
Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am wet. I am wet.
Roses are red, violets are red, O shit the garden's on fire.
Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Porn hub is down, Your mom's facebook will do.
Roses are red Violets are blue I got this new toy So I can fuck you too.
Roses are red, Violets are blue,, I'm in the bedroom, Get a fucking clue.
I have a raging clue right now.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll fuck you with a rake.
Yummy?
Roses are Straight, Violets are Twisted, Bend over honey, you're about to get Fisted.
Roses are red, Violets are... violet. You can be the cockpit. and I'll be the pilot.
roses are red sex is elementary let's call up a friend and try double entry.
Roses are blue,, Violets are red,, I fucked up this poem, get in my bed!
Roses are red, Violets are blue, AIDS is contagious, So watch who you screw.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, We're having sex, Because I'm stronger than you.
Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm colourblind.
Roses are red, Pickles are green, I'm after your legs, And what's in between.
Roses are gay, Violets are gayer, Fuck this poem, Listen to Slayer.

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“Yes, sir. I am attempting to fill a silent moment with non-relevant conversation.”
“You don’t tell me how to behave; you’re not my mother!”
“Could you please continue the petty bickering? I find it most intriguing.” – Data (Star Trek: The Next Generation)

2019-05-16 18:11:41

roses are red, violets grow in grass; shut the fuck up right now before I kick your ass.

2019-05-16 20:51:27 (edited by Zarvox 2019-05-16 20:52:02)

roses are blue, violets are red; kneal on the floor and give me some head.

2019-05-16 21:31:31

I once knew a girl who hated both violets and roses:
Because in their presence both nostrils became overactive hoses!
And ever since then I haven't given a single flower:
I might love a woman, but I still don't like snotty showers!

When life gives you oranges, demand lemons since everyone else is obviously getting them.

2019-05-16 21:53:00

Roses are red, violet's a pretty name:
She got in the bed, And I instantly came,
Her face was all wight, and she said I was insane,
She told me to fuck off, and never talk to her again,
So I cried tears of dread, and felt really lame,
And she claimed I raped her, and my life whent up in flame,
And I burnt that bed, along with it's frame,
And I ran away, to engrossed in my shame,
And I met a dog, who was barely tame,
And, O that is my lost dog, I did exclaim,
And, with my old dog back with me, I was back in the game,
And then I met another girl, and my dog left me again,
And I wrote a poem, for my dear lady friend,
Roses are red, violet's a pretty name.

It's meh, but you know.
A little different but felt like typing a bit so...

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“Yes, sir. I am attempting to fill a silent moment with non-relevant conversation.”
“You don’t tell me how to behave; you’re not my mother!”
“Could you please continue the petty bickering? I find it most intriguing.” – Data (Star Trek: The Next Generation)

2019-05-16 21:57:34

Roses are red, violets are blue, But thanks to some spray paint that's no longer true.

With our dreaming and singing, Ceaseless and sorrowless we! The glory about us clinging Of the glorious futures we see,
Our souls with high music ringing; O men! It must ever be
That we dwell in our dreaming and singing, A little apart from ye. (Arthur O'Shaughnessy 1873.)

2019-05-16 22:01:53

Roses are red, violets are blue, I can not see colors, so fuck you!

I am myself and noone is ever gonna change me, I am the trolling master!

2019-05-17 00:10:07

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Please like, commment and share
And subscribe on YouTube.
(A bit off, but still)

A winner is you!
—Urban Champion

2019-05-17 01:13:45 (edited by Zarvox 2019-05-17 01:15:31)

@37 I like your creativity. At 38 and 40 lol that's hilarious!

2019-05-17 07:07:45

Roses are red, violets are red,
Axe murdered the gardener,
Oh how much he bled.

With our dreaming and singing, Ceaseless and sorrowless we! The glory about us clinging Of the glorious futures we see,
Our souls with high music ringing; O men! It must ever be
That we dwell in our dreaming and singing, A little apart from ye. (Arthur O'Shaughnessy 1873.)

2019-05-17 08:57:08

roses are blue, violets are white; release the spam bots to the audiogames.net website

2019-05-17 09:51:08

Roses are red, violets are blue; sorry I made the right decision to save you.

Roses are good, violets are great; why’d you make our friendship evaporate.

Roses in sun, violets in shade; unfriending me is the biggest mistake you’ve ever made.

Roses on sunrise, violets on sunset; you won’t escape the bitch of regret.

2019-05-17 14:59:27

Roses are green, violets are yellow; if you didn’t value our friendship you could have just said so.

2019-05-17 15:41:36

Roses are red, violets are blue:
Or so everyone says... I still think it's untrue!

When life gives you oranges, demand lemons since everyone else is obviously getting them.

2019-05-17 17:12:33

Here's one for you fuckers.

Roses are red, violets are blue, don't tell Tom your a cheeseburger, or he might just eat you.

2019-05-17 17:18:43 (edited by Zarvox 2019-05-17 17:19:25)

@47 ah, a war of the idiots reference. Nice!

Roses are red, violets are lame; looks like that channel has gathered some fame.

Too bad he is remaking the whole series, but I really like the start of it. Hey an idiot, add the storage unit!

2019-05-17 17:26:16

Nice job catching the reference.

Here's another one.

Roses are red, violets are full of puss, I have something to tell you, and that's Nagy hates ALL OF US.

2019-05-17 17:28:44

Private message from an idiot:
Roses are red, violets are yellow. You tell me to add the storage unit, I say oh hell no.

2019-05-17 18:19:09

SPOILERS AHEAD for AVENGERS: INFINITY WAR (for those who haven't seen it)
Violets are blue,
Roses are red,
thanos: Thor, you should've
Gone for the head.

A winner is you!
—Urban Champion