2019-05-15 15:41:06 (edited by Zarvox 2019-05-15 15:50:47)

I love these rhymes. Anyone got any to add? You can be as fucked up as you want since some of mine are inappropriate. Fuck censorship!

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Water is blue
Algae is green;
We all live
In a yellow submarine.

Roses are red, violets are blue. If the dna test proves you’re my sister I’ll stop sleeping with you.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have candy get in the van.

Roses are black, violets are black. Everything’s black I’m Stevey Wonder.

Roses are round violets are square. You tell me to shut up but I don’t care.

Roses are blue violets are red. Sugar bowl’s empty so is your head.

2019-05-15 16:35:37

Roses are red, Violets are purple. And oranges are... orange! You dumb ass!

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2019-05-15 16:46:34

I'd make a good rime,
If I had some time,
But soon I'll tire,
Yes I'm a lire!

2019-05-15 16:51:06

@2 lol. @3 that didn't fit the outline but it was good

2019-05-15 17:05:31

Well good ones to all of you, I am not good at these, especialy in english, but here we go, I will try:
Roses are red,
Water is red,
Too much blood on them, is everywhere,
The war is happening, watch out for your head.

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2019-05-15 17:09:10

Roses are red, violets are violet, don't say they're blue, or I will get violent!

With our dreaming and singing, Ceaseless and sorrowless we! The glory about us clinging Of the glorious futures we see,
Our souls with high music ringing; O men! It must ever be
That we dwell in our dreaming and singing, A little apart from ye. (Arthur O'Shaughnessy 1873.)

2019-05-15 17:12:51

@6, just, lmfao.

Roses are rosy,
violets are violet,
Stop being so nosy,
Or I just might pilot you to a violent and silent environment,
And leave you to die a violent death.

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“Yes, sir. I am attempting to fill a silent moment with non-relevant conversation.”
“You don’t tell me how to behave; you’re not my mother!”
“Could you please continue the petty bickering? I find it most intriguing.” – Data (Star Trek: The Next Generation)

2019-05-15 18:18:57

Roses are gay, violets are gayer;
Take off your clothes and let's fuck to some slayer!

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2019-05-15 18:47:11 (edited by Zarvox 2019-05-15 18:48:20)

roses are stupid, violets are retarded; you got hit with my vivacious thorn, now it's been discarded

2019-05-15 19:16:30

Roses are scared, violets are skiddish, if(xarvox.post=true) { killbish(); }

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“Yes, sir. I am attempting to fill a silent moment with non-relevant conversation.”
“You don’t tell me how to behave; you’re not my mother!”
“Could you please continue the petty bickering? I find it most intriguing.” – Data (Star Trek: The Next Generation)

2019-05-15 19:52:41

Roses are red, violets are blue, somewhere out there, is an Asian who's better than you.
Roses are red, violets are blue, keep up with that shit and I'll fucking kill you.
Roses are green, violets are brown, in a universe where everyone loves clowns.
Roses are stupid, violets are worse, no buying flowers, I took all the money out of your purse.
Roses are red, violets are an indiscriminate shade of blue that is not true blue, and if you don't stop this heresy, I'll gut you too.
Roses are red, violets are not, how about you stop killing flowers, before I cut your fucking head off, Todd.

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2019-05-15 20:01:36

Roses are thin, violets are fat
What's the cutest creature? Definitely the cat.

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2019-05-15 20:20:20

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I can't think of a third line
So I'll just say "Adieu!"

A winner is you!
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2019-05-15 20:43:24 (edited by Zarvox 2019-05-15 20:44:37)

Roses are  shriveled, violets are squashed. Thumbs-up to post 11, the one made by iron cross

2019-05-15 21:07:19

Roses are red, violets are blue, you made me expend brain power to try to think of a rime, so fuck you.

I would rather listen to someone who can actually play the harmonica than someone who somehow managed to lose seven of them. Me, 2019.

2019-05-15 21:14:40

Roses I can smell, violets I can’t see; seriously can no one spell rhyme? r. h. y. m. e.

2019-05-15 22:13:32 (edited by Mitch 2019-05-17 18:56:01)

Roses have buds, violets have blossoms,
you think this rhyme sucks
I think it's awesome.
PSA: It probably sucks.

A winner is you!
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2019-05-15 22:41:19 (edited by Zarvox 2019-05-15 22:45:58)

An idiot and I teamed up for this one.

Roses are red violets are bland  Jade came on the forum another user is banned.

2019-05-15 22:46:04 (edited by Pineapple Pizza 2019-05-15 22:48:50)

I started writing this before post 19 post was edited. Roses are red, violets smell, zarvox  stole that rhyme from me,  so he can go to hell.

Roses are red, violets are bland, jade came on the forum, now another user is banned.

I would rather listen to someone who can actually play the harmonica than someone who somehow managed to lose seven of them. Me, 2019.

2019-05-15 22:48:19

Roses are red, violets smell, an idiot stole that bann hammer idea from me,  so he can go to hell.

2019-05-15 22:52:02

Roses for the girls, violets for the girls, stop cuting flowers for your girl friend, she will hate them, and come to an end.
Btw, thumbsup post 11, 12, 18 and 19 I believe.

I am myself and noone is ever gonna change me, I am the trolling master!

2019-05-15 22:53:15

Agree with 22

2019-05-15 22:54:19 (edited by Pineapple Pizza 2019-05-15 22:56:28)

Roses are red, violets are brown, I must be the best  Reimer  in town, because zarvox keeps stealing my ideas. Well, the violets smell one any way. Lol.

I would rather listen to someone who can actually play the harmonica than someone who somehow managed to lose seven of them. Me, 2019.

2019-05-15 22:59:08

Roses are rose, violets are blue: If you don't stop stealing my ideas,
I'll beat the everliving,smelly, sizzling, shitty shit out of you!

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“Yes, sir. I am attempting to fill a silent moment with non-relevant conversation.”
“You don’t tell me how to behave; you’re not my mother!”
“Could you please continue the petty bickering? I find it most intriguing.” – Data (Star Trek: The Next Generation)

2019-05-15 23:01:45

You are indeed the best reimer. In fact you may be the only one