Well, as it's March, we're getting near spring, and hopefully some flowers are starting to bloom, not to mention the easter eggs are starting to fill the store shelves. however, I've got an announcement that's given me, you could say, a spring in my step.
As of now, we've got some new staff for the forum!
We have been listening to community feedback, and so it is with great excitement to announce that the first new moderator is long standing forum member and audiogame developer, Liam.
Secondly, long time forum member slj is moving up in the ranks, he was previously a news poster.
Lastly, Cartertemm has agreed to join us in moderating duties as well.
Therefore, it's not only spring, it's getting near that time where all the midways of arcade and skiball games would open in the past, or maybe that's a few months away. Well, whenever it is, I don't think we have anything to fear because I have not contracted cbs (that's carnival barker syndrome), so that's a good thing because we can then hurry hurry hurry, step right up for the expansion of the utterly wondrous, decade defiantness audiogames forum with a triple triad of newcomers to the team to perform the necessary task required of such new staff, and hopefully this may include... spambot distructiveness! Oh yes. As a result, I propose a new invention! You will want to stop by and continue reading for this wonderously contrived contraption that will ensure the total eradication of those pesky spammers of cyberspaceness! I propose... The SpamBanner Five Thousand! you will notice the giant machine before you with the most largest, unimpecably so at that, rounded, gigantic, button you have seen. When a spambot is spotted, this wonderous contraption can be activated as such by having said moderator or administrator slamb whichever appendage they feel necessary down on the activation device!
Once this device is activated, a gigantic claw with three sharp points which is fully mechanical with no digital wizardry required, shall begin to descend towards the targeted spambot and loftily lift it up. This newly designed claw will then place the offending profile as roughly as necessary, into this gigantic second part of the contraption you see before you. This will then raise up, revolve, and will begin to take that spambot on the most twirllingly spectacular ride of their life where they are tossed to the left side, then the right side, and then revolved by the top of the profile's avataric head, followed by having the punishment worthy profile turned upside down before being deposited into the next area.
Once deposited downwards, they are sucked into the black whole where spammers belong to boldly go where all spammers have gone before, and out of our audiogames discussion location.
This wonderously... oh my... I think... oh. That's better, I can type normally again! Say... apart from welcoming our new moderators to the team, for a bit of fun, does any of our forumights fancy coming up with their own audio version of that midway-rific moment? It is up to you if you use sound, voice, music, or whatever combination you choose, but why not have some fun with this, and if you decide to bring out your inner carnival barker feel free to adlib and mess around with the script too! You can even do this if you are part of our mod team, our news posters, or even one of our many members! I do not have a prize for this, and this hasn't even been planned, but I think it's time for some fun.
Anyhow, welcome to spring, and welcome to our new moderators Liam, SLJ and Cartertemm!