I believe I may be the first person to earn all 116 achievements. Observe:

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Achievements: 116 out of 116 unlocked.

Welcome To The Robbery, launched the game
Cheers, You know your own name
Can You Guess Who, Who are you
Secret agent, posted under an assumed name
It's time to Change, You decided you needed a change
Name Game, played around with names
Vacation, decided to take a trip
Frequent Flyer, you really travel a lot don't you
First Class, the flight crew knows you by name now
Rambler, you did a ton of rambling and have been rewarded
Seven minutes in Heaven, you should play a lot more
1010 Wins, you give us 22 minutes, we'll give you an achievement
Power Hour, good thing beer isn't involved
Skipper, did plenty of touring
Sioux Falls, took a virtual drive
Marathon, imagine if this had been a stream
Hootie, get a guitar and do some singing
Obligatory Exit, Pressed escape during a game
Falling for the First Time, played your first game
Action 52, played 52 games of the Great Toy Robbery
101 Congratulations, You played 101 games of The Great Toy Robbery
A Perfect Game, too bad this isn't bowling
Statue, did your best impression of a statue
12 step program, joined The Great Toy Robbery's 12 step program
One Mile, walked a mile
What you talkin bout Willis, virtually climbed the Willis Tower
Little old lady what, you have climbed a mountain, touched a mountain, felt a mountain, been the
Great Toy Athlete, You walked 26 miles
Step By Step, you got a bunch of step-related achievements
Camels for Christmas, You got a thousand points in a single game, and Ather is pleased
Sam I Am, Got 1500 points or more in a single game
Oh bleep, Impressed the creator of Oh Bleep by getting a great score
Out-gamed the Gamers, You might be the next big thing
Shall We Play A Game?, scored zero points even though you were obviously active
Lame Toy Robbery, You escaped without any toys
12 gifts of Christmas, it's not much, but you at least got 12 days covered
A Month of Fun, You took care of any boredom for December
5000 Point Club, joined the unimaginatively named 5000 point club
Reasons Why, renewed a teen drama for about 1000 years
Clutch, racked up some serious points, now careful with that microphone
Five Cuddly porcupines, collected enough points to equal a prickle of porcupines
It Stops here, You earned way too many points
1-Year Supply, collected 365 toys
Less Than Grand, earned enough toys to make some Gryphons fans happy
Superman, Made the people of Metropolis very happy
It's Party Time, Gave the folks of Celebration something to celebrate over
Smells like Toy Spirit, Snohomish Washington thanks you for the toys
Sweet, now people in Hershey have toys to go with their chocolate
Geographically Fantastic, virtually visitted a bunch of weird places
Lucky Break, used only one key to escape
Flash, escaped from Santa in a big hurry
Couldn't Hold on, if only there had been fewer seconds
That hurts, Evil Santa added some insult to injury
From braille0109 with Love, Braille feels your pain
Feeling Rather Cross, you hate the far left just like Brandon does
Hey j-j-Jayded, apparently the right isn't alright after all
The Party Party, you hate both sides, good for you
A narrow Escape, Evil Santa almost got you
Down to the Wire, Barely escaped the death Slay
Close Encounters of the LWorks Kind, you had so many close encounters, not all of them good
Adoorable, unlocked some doors
Door Bore, unlocked even more doors
Escape Artist, escaped from Santa's workshop... Epicly
And the Winner is, won your first game
Where's my car, won five games
Pinstripes, You can call yourself a Yankee now, if you want
Ken, You're better than Ken
Better Luck Next Time, Lost your first game.
Game over and over And over, lost 10 games
Meet the Mets, matched the regular season loss record for the Mets
Bonk, got knocked out by a security elf
Headstrong, got bonked by 10 elves
Feeling Elfish, got bonked by 25 security elves
Splat, got in the way of Santa's giant boots
Them Guts, got squished by Santa 10 times
Getting out of foot, got squished by Santa 25 times
Caboom, Santa's Death Slay lived up to it's name
Santa Want Big Boom, You were blown up 10 times by the Death Slay
A Million Little Pieces, You were blown up 25 times
it's a miserable Life, you became all too familiar with losing
a Toy Robbery Wizard, a rock band should write a song about you
Back to School, It's time to go and do some learning
A Time Waster is you, you do thing to waste many much time
Clearly Careless, messed around in the options menu
Keys, huh?, couldn't find any keys
H and H, got so close and got so squished by Evil Santa
Miserable Six, picked up a bunch of keys, but should have held out
It Didn't Take a Minute., didn't even last a full minute inside of Santa's workshop
A Waste of Time, won the game with very few toys
Cool Kid, escaped with a ton of toys
Public Enemy Number 1, You got the top score on the leaderboard
Two Be or Not Two Be, you took second place on the leaderboard
Third things Third, you took third place on the leaderboard
At least you tried, embarrassed yourself with your score on the leaderboard
Brand New Low, You have sunk to a brand new low
All The Medals, cleaned up on the leaderboard
Inigo Montoya, You kept pressing that button
Fezzik, Should have used a rock instead
Random, something randomly happened
Another Random, something else randomly happened
Another Another Random, enough already
Lady Luck, randomness is your friend
Is this thing on?, Yes, it works
LeVar would be Proud, did some reading
Play it Again, got some useful information
Good Save, decided not to throw away what you worked so hard for
Fridge Magnate, did some printing
Taking a Look, took a closer look at what you did
Statisfaction, wiped your statistical slate clean
Low Score, said goodbye to progress
Great Menu Robbery, at least you are thorough
Annoying, you'll never know how you earned this one
Got a Quarter, You unlocked a quarter of the achievements
Halfway Home, unlocked half of the achievements
Home Stretch, you unlocked 75 percent of all the achievements
A Master is you, You unlocked every achievement in the game

You immediately made me think T-rex with that last message, Liam. Bang a gong indeed.