2018-11-02 05:44:21

No honeyed words will preface this post. I only say this: The negativity here is staggering. I’m tired of seeing jabs at others, accusations, and declarations of hatefulness. So, to rectify that, as someone who loves funny things, Standup comedy, funny music and the like, I’m going to start a topic where the main goal is to laugh and smile. I’ll kick it off with Tribute by Tenacious D.
https://youtu.be/_lK4cX5xGiQ

Heroes need foes to test them. Not all teachers can afford to be kind, and some lessons must be harsh.

2018-11-02 13:22:41

nice! how ever, I doent got any good jokes.

I am a divine being. I can be called a primordial deity, but that might be pushing it, a smidge. I am the only one of my kind to have ten tails, with others having nine. I don't mean to sound arrogant, but I have ascended my own race.

2018-11-02 13:45:03

Try this! It is quite deep vut verry funny!
https://youtu.be/A2kPwVSc-00

We live on a hunk of rock and metal that circles a humdrum star that is one of 400 billion other stars that make up the Milky Way Galaxy which is one of billions of other galaxies which make up a universe which may be one of a very large number, perhaps an infinite number, of other universes. That is a perspective on human life and our culture that is well worth pondering.
Carl Sagan

2018-11-02 14:06:17

This is for fellow stoners, these guys making jokes while high are hilarious. Try to be in the same state of mind while listening smile https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xck6ANRw_sc

“Get busy living or get busy dying.”
Stephen King

2018-11-02 19:10:30

a funny video with kurmet the frog.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J3ywroqsgPk

be a hero and stop Coppa now!
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1Dkm … DkWZ8/edit
-id software, 1995

2018-11-02 20:20:14

This is a compilation of every fake commercial I've ever made. People may recognize the first part of this file and say they've heard it before, but I added more ads to the end of the file. Also if you get an error while trying to open it, it's still uploading.
https://www.dropbox.com/s/3kwcr7q8e3c0z … n.wav?dl=1
I also want to thank my Dad and my friend Paul for their contributions. Dad helped with voice acting and Paul provided some sounds and voices. He also made two of the commercials, and I was just doing the voices for those.

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2018-11-06 00:22:13

So here's what I do when I'm bored. https://www.sndup.net/5mqv
Also, Doctor Who by Insane Ian--a parody of TMBG's Doctor Worm! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=deTd5P65z2o

#FreeTheCheese
"The most deadly poison of our times is indifference. And this happens, although the praise of God should know no limits. Let us strive, therefore, to praise Him to the greatest extent of our powers." - St. Maximilian Kolbe

2018-11-06 07:59:19

a humorous take on a nursery favorite.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ddSqwlKNZNM

be a hero and stop Coppa now!
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1Dkm … DkWZ8/edit
-id software, 1995

2018-11-07 20:57:45

Here is a funny song from YouTube. Note that you'll have to press continue to watch: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZu9N8q … 1541618298
And here's another one, this time from Any Audio: http://anyaudio.net/listen?audio=0OfjBSBeBPGW
And since there were some funny commercials in a previous post, here are the most funny I have heard so far (also from Any Audio): http://anyaudio.net/listen?audio=JInNV4 … mp;liked=1
These are all real, but here is one fake (also from Any Audio: http://anyaudio.net/listen?audio=o7413BpfEvTT4g
And as for jokes, here is the first one that comes to mind:
What do a condom and a gun have in common? You should never use them.
Hahaha.

Regards
T-m

2018-11-07 23:07:58

Of course, I have to make a follow up Vista commercial. Enjoy. https://www.dropbox.com/s/cndag9mcs6gle … x.wav?dl=1

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