ok this one and the next one aren't written bye me, i just found them somewhere, don't remember.
here's the first. it's called, the cape crusaders:
THE CAPE CRUSADERS AND THEIR SIDEKICK JUMPING Julogled
Chapter 1 FALLING
The cape Crusaders and their sidelick were sleeping by the edge of their home planet, Gloshuga. Suddenly there was a huge gust of wind. They rolled off of the planet and fell into space. The Crusaders fell for a long time, it seemed liked years had passed. Finally, they stumbled onto another planet. When they picked themselves up and dusted themselves off, they realized they were really really in trouble! What they saw standing in front of them was scary and dangerous! A huge castle was one hundred feet away. An alien stood on the wall of the castle.
The alien's name is Too Tall. He was 5 cm tall. His nose was 6 cm long. Too Tall had a cranky disposition and needed to eat all the time to stay happy. His favorite foods included rock candy, fish, and cheese pastries. His belly stuck out 100 cm and he was bald. He had 12 eyes all over his body. And he was holding a torch!
Chapter 2 THE ATTACK
Too-tall asked "Who are you?" "Is that your business?" "You are on probation!" "We are not even your subjects."
"who cares?"
"Go to the dungeon!" "no." "Shut your trap!" "No!" "You better!" "I don't want to!" "Do it!" "No!
"Catch them!"
"Run!
A hoard of monsters came running out of the castle.
Charge!" the monsters ran at the crusaders. There was lots of bloodshed but the winners emerged!
Chapter Three The Explosion
Suddenly there was a big BOOM!
The monster that was with Too-Tall had set off an explosive device! Luckily the Crusaders were fine. But the monster was dead! The crusaders needed a new plan, but what will Too-Tall decide. "We need to get the army. We don't have a choice , said Kalessee
Suddenly, a few dragons flew out. Katrina spun around and kicked one of the dragons in the face; it reared away and fell into space. Each dragon grabbed one of the crusaders. Then they brough them in front of Two Tall. "Take them to the dumgeon."
Chapter Four The ARREST
The dragons took them down lots of passage ways. Finally they came to the dungeon door. The dragons threw them in. "what do we do now"""groaned Julogled . Three days later, the jailer came in. "Lunch!" he grunted. The crusaders had to think of a plan of escape. "Hey wait!" said Julogled. "Leave the spoons, we need to scratch our backs. "Fine" grunted the jailer. "What are we going to do with these spoons?" asked Kaleesee. "Well" said Julogled, "we are going to dig ourselves out of here!"
Chapter Five Julogled
Julogled was a young soldier who lived on the planet Gloshuga where he was leader of 8 men. "Left, left, left right, Left." "drop and give me 100 push ups." Julogled lived in a small hous on Wigwam Lane. He was very young by Glushuga standerds He was only 300 years old. He lived in Killingworth village. "Julogled . Wake up you have to go to ceremony. "what did you say mom I could you hear you?" "I said you have to go to ceremony." Julogled got into his rocketship and flew to the council meeting. At the meeting, the leader of Glushuga, Comba Dooval, announced that they would be retreating from enemy territory. "No. Are we cowards?" Julogled exploded.
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“Yes, sir. I am attempting to fill a silent moment with non-relevant conversation.”
“You don’t tell me how to behave; you’re not my mother!”
“Could you please continue the petty bickering? I find it most intriguing.” – Data (Star Trek: The Next Generation)