the second to last poster gave me these and both him and andy think I should post this: Warning, contains some profanity!

You say in a Selestian accent, "like can I fight aliens or something with my> defender"> Kadie Diontay sparks says in a magical accent, " you can go to the festa> planet. It's a party planet."> You say in a Selestian accent, "or can I fight"> Kadie Diontay sparks says in a magical accent, " you can go to the festa> planet. It's a party planet."> You say in a Selestian accent, "and kill mobs/"> Artemis Fowl grins at Tristan Damien Sparks.> Tristan Damien Sparks exits the Standard Transport Pod 8868.> Hailie Sparks, Quarri Sparks, Praelor Onno 147, and your mom the droid leave> the area behind Tristan Damien Sparks.> Tristan Damien Sparks arrives from outside.> Hailie Sparks, Quarri Sparks, Praelor Onno 147, and your mom the droid arrive> behind Tristan Damien Sparks.> Artemis Fowl rolls on the floor laughing.> Tristan Damien Sparks says in a synthesized accent, "ok"> Tristan Damien Sparks says in a synthesized accent, "i'm going to have to take> the defender, since it was baught with illegal cash"> Tristan Damien Sparks exits the Standard Transport Pod 8868.> Hailie Sparks, Quarri Sparks, Praelor Onno 147, and your mom the droid leave> the area behind Tristan Damien Sparks.> Artemis Fowl has a mad sobbing fit.> You ask in a Selestian accent, "what?"> Kadie Diontay sparks frowns.> Kadie Diontay sparks nods.> You ask in a Selestian accent, "take my defender?"> You exclaim in a Selestian accent, "why!"> Artemis Fowl curse under his breath> Kadie Diontay sparks says in a magical accent, " it was against the rules, you> know, for someone else to buy it for you."> You say in a Selestian accent, "well, I think I don't want to play a game> where admins take my stuff"> Tristan Damien Sparks suddenly steps from the background.> Hailie Sparks, Quarri Sparks, Praelor Onno 147, and your mom the droid arrive> behind Tristan Damien Sparks.> Tristan Damien Sparks says in a synthesized accent, "its life"> You say in a Selestian accent, "I don't see any rules"> [General Communication] Zoey Lummod transmits in a Cosmosian accent, "hi all"> Kadie Diontay sparks asks in a magical accent, " would you like the rules?"> Artemis Fowl says in a Selestian accent, "well, he has a point, there are no> policies"> You say in a Selestian accent, "you should write your rules"> Kadie Diontay sparks smiles.> Kadie Diontay sparks says in a magical accent, " we have policys and rules."> Artemis Fowl says in a Selestian accent, "um no you don"> Artemis Fowl says in a Selestian accent, "um, no you don't"> You say in a Selestian accent, "well, if you take your defender, I will go> post my opinion of this game on the audiogames.net forum"> Tristan Damien Sparks asks in a synthesized accent, "want some rules? live> your life. its cheated cash. i reset it. had to reset the defender right?"> Kadie Diontay sparks says in a magical accent, " they just haven't been put up> yet."> Artemis Fowl rolls on the floor laughing.> Artemis Fowl exclaims in a Selestian accent, "that's the point@!"> Artemis Fowl asks in a Selestian accent, "they haven't been put up, so how the> hell are we supposed to know?"> You say in a Selestian accent, "ok, I'm going to post to the ace games topic> on the forum"> Tristan Damien Sparks says in a synthesized accent, "you don't understand"> You say in a Selestian accent, "I do understand"> You say in a Selestian accent, "you took my stuff"> Kadie Diontay sparks says in a magical accent, " If you have a defender,"> You say in a Selestian accent, "artimus foul was nice enough to lend me cash> for my defender"> Artemis Fowl exclaims in a Selestian accent, "hey hey, calm down all!"> You exclaim in a Selestian accent, "how is that cheating!"> Tristan Damien Sparks says in a synthesized accent, "it was baught using> cheated cash from a while back. if you don't want to participate in the game,> I'm fine with that too"> Kadie Diontay sparks says in a magical accent, " If you have a defender, you> have already advanced into the game. Their fore, you should not have a reason> to work, hence, the point of the game."> Tristan Damien Sparks says in a synthesized accent, "arti had cheated cash"> Kadie Diontay sparks says in a magical accent, " it's the highest ship we> have."> You say in a Selestian accent, "I do but you took stuff from me for no reason"> You say in a Selestian accent, "I didn't cheat to get cash"> Tristan Damien Sparks says in a synthesized accent, "for now"> Kadie Diontay sparks says in a magical accent, " Part of the game is to work> through the game."> Kadie Diontay sparks says in a magical accent, " to get your own stuff."> You exclaim in a Selestian accent, "I'm living my life. I made a friend who> bought me a ship!"> Artemis Fowl exclaims in a Selestian accent, "guies!"> You ask in a Selestian accent, "you have a problem with that?"> Artemis Fowl says in a Selestian accent, "calm down dammit"> Kadie Diontay sparks sighs.> You say in a Selestian accent, "i'm going on the forum right now, and I'm> going to tell the world what I think of ace games first release"> Artemis Fowl says in a Selestian accent, "wow"> Tristan Damien Sparks asks in a synthesized accent, "you know, do we give a> shit? no1"> Artemis Fowl exclaims in a Selestian accent, "dude calm down!"> Tristan Damien Sparks exclaims in a synthesized accent, "no!"> Artemis Fowl says in a Selestian accent, "it's an alpha"> You say in a Selestian accent, "but you took my stuff"> You say in a Selestian accent, "I didn't cheatr"> Tristan Damien Sparks asks in a synthesized accent, "no! no! no! no! its in> alpha! do you understand that? do you understand that its life?"> You exclaim in a Selestian accent, "yeah, its life! a friend bought me a> ship!"> Tristan Damien Sparks says in a synthesized accent, "artimus used that cash> via me to cheat"> You say in a Selestian accent, "that isn't my problem, or my fault,"> Tristan Damien Sparks says in a synthesized accent, "one more word an d I'm> going to ban you"> Tristan Damien Sparks says in a synthesized accent, "one more word"> You ask in a Selestian accent, "I just joined the game, ban me? what the> hell?"> Huh?> You ask in a Selestian accent, "why?"> Tristan Damien Sparks says in a synthesized accent, "well"> Artemis Fowl exclaims in a Selestian accent, "omg!"> Kadie Diontay sparks says in a magical accent, " ok. I think we're a little> smoked."> Kadie Diontay sparks says in a magical accent, " wait"> Tristan Damien Sparks says in a synthesized accent, "here's my admin rules"> Kadie Diontay sparks says in a magical accent, " let arti talk to him."> Kadie Diontay sparks rolls on the floor laughing.> Kadie Diontay sparks laughs out loud!> Kadie Diontay sparks laughs.> ---------------------------Tristan Damien Sparks---------------------------> 1. Admins are to be shown respect weather or not you agree with them.> 2. Admins reserve the right to delete your account for any reason if your> found to be in violation of any policy for any reason> witch isn't related to in game by any means.> > 3. Admins are the final word on any arguments arising from any situation in> the game or it's functioning and will not show restr> aint should the persons who insist on being first graders on a policy or> decision made.> 4. Admins will not tolirate any command stacking ,triggers ,or macros any> player found doing this will be deleted without a chan> ce of explanation.> 5. Players will at no time do anything to hinder game progression ,or story> line any such atempts will be met with the most leth> al at the desgression of an admin.> ---------------------------------finished----------------------------------> You exclaim in a Selestian accent, "I just want my stuff back, my friend> bought me a ship, I don't care where he got the cash to do it, Ididn't cheat!> there's no policy that says a friend can't help me buy a ship!"> Kadie Diontay sparks says in a magical accent, " I'm sorry. It's not a> personal thing."> Kadie Diontay sparks says in a magical accent, " it's just, that's part of the> game."> You say in a Selestian accent, "yes it is."> Kadie Diontay sparks frowns.> You say in a Selestian accent, "its personal to me"> Artemis Fowl exclaims in a Selestian accent, "can we discuss this in peace,> damn it!"> Kadie Diontay sparks asks in a magical accent, " Why?"> Kadie Diontay sparks says in a magical accent, " come on tristan. Let them> talk. You have five minutes and we'll be back."> You say in a Selestian accent, "I come here to check out a game, and I get my> stuff stoeln, I get yelled at for assisting, I get yelled at for making a> suggestion on chat,"> Tristan Damien Sparks says in a synthesized accent, "well, dude, life is life> get over it. the cash he gave you was cheated cash if you don't understand> than i'll have to ban you. if you want to gtake your character's matters> personally, that's not my problems. you should really learn how to define, in> character and out of character."> Tristan Damien Sparks says in a synthesized accent, "no"> Tristan Damien Sparks says in a synthesized accent, "you don't"> Kadie Diontay sparks says in a magical accent, " ok then."> You ask in a Selestian accent, "what's in character? what's out of character?"> Tristan Damien Sparks asks in a synthesized accent, "we just like adminning> correctly, ou know?"> You say in a Selestian accent, "I don't know what that is, I don't know what> you're talking about"> Artemis Fowl exclaims in a Selestian accent, "dude, calm down a bit! lol"> Artemis Fowl says in a Selestian accent, "ooc is anything not related to your> char,"> Artemis Fowl says in a Selestian accent, "like how saying you have pie in real> life is out of character"> You exclaim in a Selestian accent, "but what does this have to do with that.> it's related to my char. my stuff got stolen by admins and I'm being accused> for cheating when I didn't cheat!"> Artemis Fowl says in a Selestian accent, "and that sort of ting"> !the Tristan Damien Sparks's physical body shimmers into existance.> You exclaim in a Selestian accent, "I, did not cheat, I repeat, I did not> cheat!"> the magical Kadie Diontay sparks's physical body shimmers into existance.> Kadie Diontay sparks says in a magical accent, " you did not cheet."> Tristan Damien Sparks exclaims in a synthesized accent, "you didn't cheat! you> were given cash that was cheated to get the money. i gave it to artimus."> Tristan Damien Sparks mutters in a synthesized accent, "and he gave it to you,> which..."> Tristan Damien Sparks says in a synthesized accent, "lets be gone"> Kadie Diontay sparks says in a magical accent, " You are a new player. New> players should not have those noce ships."> You say in a Selestian accent, "well, I want to see that in a rules help file> then, as far as I'm concerned, this game has no rules"> Standard Transport Pod 8868 (Selestia)> Through the window, you see Selestia landing pad.> You see starbot here.> Zadiana Sparks, Kelly Sparks, julya the bot, A White hourse named Mystory,> Hailie Sparks, Quarri Sparks, Praelor Onno 147, and your mom the droid are> here.> Commander Artemis Fowl (staring into space sitting on the ground), Commander> David Green (staring into space sitting on the ground), the magical Kadie> Diontay sparks (sitting on A White hourse named Mystory), and !the Tristan> Damien Sparks are here.> [exits: east, west, and down.]> You say in a Selestian accent, "and I therefore want my ship back"> !the Tristan Damien Sparks's physical body shimmers into existance.> Tristan Damien Sparks asks in a synthesized accent, "it doesn't frken matter,> i'm suere you can presume what the rules are? if you can't i feel for you."> Kadie Diontay sparks shouts, "Alpha my friend. Alpha. This game is still in> creation. It is nothing like your advanced game yet. So will you please com> down?"> Artemis Fowl exclaims in a Selestian accent, "alright! everyone except jef!> get the hell outa my pod!"> Artemis Fowl violently punches the air.> David Green says in a Selestian accent, "hi"> Artemis Fowl says in a Selestian accent, "hi"> You say in a Selestian accent, "why do you curse at me"> Artemis Fowl says in a Selestian accent, "I didn't"> You say in a Selestian accent, "why do you accuse me, and why do you not tell> me anything"> You don't see that here.> You don't see that here.> Standard Transport Pod 8868 (Selestia)> Through the window, you see Selestia landing pad.> You see starbot here.> Commander Artemis Fowl (sitting on the ground) and Commander David Green> (sitting on the ground) are here.> [exits: east, west, and down.]> You say in a Selestian accent, "i'm talking about tristan"> Please enter a brief description of your problem so that one of the admins> can answer your assist as soon as possible.> [Type a line of input or `@abort' to abort the command.]> Artemis Fowl says in a Selestian accent, "oh"> Artemis Fowl says in a Selestian accent, "dude"> David Green says in a Selestian accent, "what"> David Green exits the Standard Transport Pod 8868.> >> Command Aborted <<> In english, please?> [General Communication] Zoey Lummod transmits in a Cosmosian accent, "hi> people!"> You say in a Selestian accent, "why is he doing this"> [General Communication] Jeffrey Shafer transmits in a Selestian accent, "hi"> Standard Transport Pod 8868 (Selestia)> Through the window, you see Selestia landing pad.> You see starbot here.> Commander Artemis Fowl (sitting on the ground) is here.> [exits: east, west, and down.]> Artemis Fowl says in a Selestian accent, "cuz he's an admin. admins are cruel> like that"> You say in a Selestian accent, "but I didn't cheat and I don't see any rules"> [General Communication] Zoey Lummod transmits in a Cosmosian accent, "Jeff?> Dude, I've never herd of you. Um, are you, like, a new pilot or something?> Just wondering."> Artemis Fowl speaks into a red Communicator.> [General Communication] Artemis Fowl transmits in a Selestian accent, "yes"> You say in a Selestian accent, "do you know of any other good muds"> [General Communication] Jeffrey Shafer transmits in a Selestian accent, "yeah> I am, anew pilot who is about to quit"> Please enter a brief description of your problem so that one of the admins> can answer your assist as soon as possible.> [Type a line of input or `@abort' to abort the command.]> [General Communication] Zoey Lummod transmits in a Cosmosian accent, "quit> what?"> You are now #1 in the assist queue. To cancel your assist, please type cancel.> Artemis Fowl speaks into a red Communicator.> [General Communication] Artemis Fowl transmits in a Selestian accent, "he's a> bit pissed right now"> You say in a Selestian accent, "I don't like this game"> Artemis Fowl speaks into a red Communicator.> [Private | Artemis Fowl (Selestian)] Artemis Fowl transmits, "I gave you the> illegal cash for it, which tristan forgot I had in the first place."> [Private | Artemis Fowl] You transmit in a Selestian accent, "oh"> [Private | Artemis Fowl] You transmit in a Selestian accent, "now I get it,> but its his fault then, not mine!"> [Private | Artemis Fowl] You transmit in a Selestian accent, "I want my ship!"> Artemis Fowl speaks into a red Communicator.> [Private | Artemis Fowl (Selestian)] Artemis Fowl transmits, "well kinda"> [Private | Artemis Fowl] You transmit in a Selestian accent, "well, do you> know of any other good muds"> [Private | Artemis Fowl] You transmit in a Selestian accent, "because I'm> leaving"> Artemis Fowl says in a Selestian accent, "um"> Your character is temporarily hosed.> *** Thank you for connecting ***> > hell2 - Saturday, October 04, 2008, 9:26 PM> -------------------------------------------> > ---* C O S M O S *---> Server uptime: 7 days, 8 hours, 58 minutes, and 24 seconds.> > > Username:> Password:> > Your character is unavailable for another 11 hours, 58 minutes, and 13> seconds.> *** Thank you for connecting ***>