As if the bots love me, I got yet another request from one a while ago. Here goes the conversation. So, this is my conversation with a Skype bot. But now, I'm going to add some comments to it, as opposed to my old conversation, these will be in parentheses.
[04/23/16 10:38:11 PM] *** Stephie Tuttle wants to be your friend. However, we, at im coo coo inc. recommend that you first resolve this person's IP address if you do not know them. *** (Hmm? A blank intro?)
[04/23/16 10:39:05 PM] *** Mohamed Al-Hajamy just welcomed Stephie Tuttle to their list with warm and open arms.. ***
[04/23/16 10:39:12 PM] Mohamed Al-Hajamy: Hello. Who are you?
[04/23/16 10:41:46 PM] Mohamed Al-Hajamy: Hello.
[10:05:31 AM] Mohamed Al-Hajamy: Hello?
[5:39:33 PM] Stephie Tuttle: hey hey (Hmm, it doesn't respond for a while. That's odd but not something to be exactly suspicious of.)
[7:39:00 PM] Mohamed Al-Hajamy: Who are you?
[7:39:24 PM] Stephie Tuttle: i got ure name from the directory here on skype cuz i was bored and lookin for new people to talk to. lol (This bot's grammar sucks. And seriously, monstertruck550. Are you that bored that you'll type that in?
[7:39:35 PM] Stephie Tuttle: 25/f here u? (What are ya trying to do? Oh, wait, this is the typical add me contacts thing.)
[7:40:03 PM] Mohamed Al-Hajamy: Mind if I ask you a few questions? (Trying to give it the touring test. Will it respond?)
[7:40:17 PM] Stephie Tuttle: well what r ya doin? (Ignores my inquiry, if this were a human, they would respond.)
[7:40:27 PM] Mohamed Al-Hajamy: Meowing.
[7:40:52 PM] Stephie Tuttle: i'm just looking forward to my summer break from school, i'm still in university right now so i've been really lookin forward to it ya know (Oh really? You're from the UK?)
[7:41:04 PM] Mohamed Al-Hajamy: Interesting...
[7:41:17 PM] Stephie Tuttle: lol, welll i have an idea if ure up for a lil fun (Damn. At least the bot I talked too earlier has the sense to capitalize. This one doesn't.)
[7:41:32 PM] Mohamed Al-Hajamy: OK, what's 3+5? (Trying to ask it a few questions to see if it'll respond... will it?)
[7:41:58 PM] Stephie Tuttle: i was actually gonna get to "work" here shortly. my girlfriend was working online and i kept askin her about it so she showed me what she was doing when we got back to school after christmas vacation (I can see where this is going.)
[7:42:28 PM] Mohamed Al-Hajamy: Yeah, but what was she doing?
[7:42:28 PM] Stephie Tuttle: lol i thought she was joking at first, but its pretty cool actually. we work online doing private webcam shows which sounded sketchy at first trust me. but i freakin luv it!!! (Yep, it's trying to cell me something.)
[7:42:48 PM] Mohamed Al-Hajamy: What's so awesome about them?
[7:43:27 PM] Stephie Tuttle: well what i was going to say is i have some free passes and i usually just do a private show before i get started to "warm up" lol. no one is online though so i was going to let u use one of the passes if u wanted but u have to give me a really good rating so i can get more if u do tho k? (OK, you have the sense to put warm up in quotes? Wow.)
[7:44:09 PM] Mohamed Al-Hajamy: Yes, but do you have audio? If you want me to give you a good rating, be sure blind people have some audio to look forward to!
[7:44:33 PM] Stephie Tuttle: dont u worry tho... ill earn it lol. k its (link removed for obvious reasons) and u should see a lil button to accept my invite and create your profile. u just click on that. (I've seen this before.)
[7:44:57 PM] Mohamed Al-Hajamy: What do you look like?
[7:45:00 PM] Stephie Tuttle: then u just make ure own lil profile and u can cum into my private chat for us two and type to me and tell me what you want me to do
[7:45:29 PM | Edited 7:45:41 PM] Mohamed Al-Hajamy: But I want you to call me. Are you real?
[7:45:44 PM] *** Honestly, <b>Stephie Tuttle</b> didn't think you're that important to answer now; Hence, you've been kicked to the curb to be ran over by a car. Will you get out of the hospital? (OK, this one never answers. Wow. Usually they aren't like that.)
<a href="vidm">&Video Message</a> ***
[7:45:49 PM] Stephie Tuttle: yeah u are going to need a credit card of some sort... but, its just to keep out the underage kids (Uh, steal my money? Oh sure.)
[7:46:06 PM] Stephie Tuttle: u should feel special i dont usually give out this one!! loll im such a goofball sumtimes
[7:47:04 PM] Mohamed Al-Hajamy: Are you there?
[7:47:34 PM] Stephie Tuttle: i'm really excited too its going 2 be so much fun. i love meeting new ppl on here, oh by the way... might wanna turn down ure speakers cuz i can get a lil loud once i get going
[7:48:43 PM] Mohamed Al-Hajamy: If you want me to give you great ratings and have fun, you'd better provide audio!
[7:49:02 PM] Stephie Tuttle: i'm about to go grab some of my favorite "toys" i'll brb. hurry up though i better see ure name in my room when i get back lol (This thing has no concept of the fact I am blind. Typical.)
(And hear goes my rant...)[7:50:28 PM] Mohamed Al-Hajamy: You know what? I don't think you're real. I think you're a sexbot. You have no human understanding, and your creator has no life. tell him monstertruck550 said to fuck off, you here me? Tell him to fix your grammar too!
[7:53:01 PM] Mohamed Al-Hajamy: Thank you, and good night. Try fucking around with more gullible people next time! Ha ha ha ha ha!
[7:53:19 PM] *** Mohamed Al-Hajamy officially denied Stephie Tuttle like Clorox bleach! ***
And there you have it. My skype bot conversation.
Oh no! Somebody released the h key! Everybody run and hide!