Not a video, but....here's my last one...
Me: Hi, got a problem with my computer. Something about a porn warning and shit. I gotta fix this
Scammer: Certain sir what is the....okay what were you doing on the comptuer
Me: I was going to redtube
Me: It's like Youtube but better videos.
Scammer: You were going to Youtube?
Me: Well...yeah in a manner of speaking. Look, can we get this fixed. I start a new job tomorrow and....
Me; *soundd of cellphone* Oh hold on. Yeah hey, hey, look I'm in the middle of something....just shoot the guy alright. Just steal the 40 kilos and kill them all, come on it's not that hard
Me: Okay sorry about that. Now can we fix my computer
Scammer: yes sir we need to connect you to Windows secure server
Me: Okay so.....how do we do that?
Five minutes later
Me: Okay got that code, it's connecting. Right, now...
Scammer: Don't move the mouse
Me: I'm not I got my hands on my joystick
Scammer: I'm sorry?
Me: I play flight sims, I got a joystick and I'm holding it. It's not plugged in
Me: Okay so...ah hold on. Vinnny, this better be important.....just....just deal with it, I'm in the middle of computer things. No I didn't call Jordy. No. He's a dick. Alright fine, yyou go do your thing!
Me: Okay, hold on that said viruses found. I got some software here....Norton 98 or something or Norton 89 or I dunno, I found it in a box in the attic. It has these little plastic CDs that won't work in the computer
Scammer: Okay sir you will need to pay a $500 one time fee
Me: Okay, listen can I get my accountant on the phone
Scammer: Go ahead
At this point I pulled up an Ali G soundboard.....and the next ten minutes were going in circles, then I told the scammer my acountant was putting his bosss on the line. Cue Mr Rogers soundboard....
This was the result:
Me: So uh...bout the paymnt you want my name and stuff right? I'm no good with computers
Scammer: yes sir, or you can go buy gift cards
Me: Oh I got some of those....pornhub premium gift....you want those to pay for my computer being fixed?
Scammer: Don't move the mouse!
Me: I'm not
At this point I'd been running a RAT from my other computer into the target machine. Pulled up the benchod song.
Me: I like this song
Scammer: Fuck you madarchod benchod chutier
He hung up
Called back:
Me: Hi, I was just hung up on. I was playing a song on my computer and he hung up. I'd like to spea to Ben. Ben Chod, he works here?
Scammer: Fuck you asshole motherfucker fuck your sister
He hung up
Called back:
Mee: Hello, this is the madarchod department informing you that you're all chutiers You won the gand prize, gand maru madachod scamma
After that they disabled their number. Win win man.
Warning: Grumpy post above
Also on Linux natively
Jace's EA PGA Tour guide for blind golfers