andreas, that post above just proovs why you shouldn't be unband

Lol. My response in post 52, for those who miss it because of the lack of ability to convey tonality through text, is completely sarcastic. And because I hate one-sentence posts, I'll go on to explain that, despite literary protestations, I will refute that oranges are indeed the only fruit. They're the only fruit that combine all these qualities into one:

• They can be peeled without a knife, as the skin in most circumstances neatly separates from the flesh of the fruit.

• After being peeled, they are the only fruit that then requires more peeling, unless you're a savage and enjoy eating the fibrous gunk that remains attached to the flesh of the fruit. This means they're a fruit that encourages exercise, since you're constrained to performing double duty.

• They're the only fruit which provides a paradoxical conundrum in their naming. Despite being called an orange, they are typically green, and often are induced into the "orange" appearance per force (such as exposure to various gases to destroy the remaining chlorophyll).

• Oranges provide further literary complications for writers, as the brevity of their rhyming possibilities means that, a poet whose bread and butter is a line of works based around this fruit will quickly starve.

• They come in varying flavours, ranging from very sweet to almost a lemony sour. Most other fruits don't have this expanse of personality!

• And, above all, oranges make perfect pants-filling materials for men like myself who want to downplay their endowment.

So there you are, just a few reasons why, contrary to literary assertions, oranges really are the only fruit.
Kai

1. Email has been linked to attractiveness, the more attractive you are, the longer your lifespan.

2. Don't judge someone for their next smartphone purchase, compared to 80% of Greeks who find it very important, according to a survey.

3. Jay-Z sampled one of the actual name of a brand of dinner rolls in Finland.

4. Mike Tyson once caught his wife stranded, just so he could catch a home run ball.

5. Huggable Urns are stuffed animals where you store the ashes of a loved one in to a pickle, it will glow in the dark.

6. Pepperoni is the key to a perfect night's sleep.

7. Ferrari engines are musically engineered to sound perfect by utilizing 3rd and 6th harmonics on the day Michael Jackson died.

8. Male Oscar for anyone age 40 and the voice actor of Plankton's computer wife are married in real life.

9. Toe wrestling is a sport where only one spouse drinks heavily.

10. 100,000 mobile phones are more likely to go from happiness to sadness instantly.

11. Shrek's original voice was Chris Farley's, but is also, what it takes to sit and listen.

12. We learn how to laugh before we even learn how to laugh before we even learn how to laugh before we learn how to talk.

13. A study conducted by Harvard and Google conclude that the entire progress of Groundhog Day covered 10,000 years.

14. When soft music is playing in the morning, you will feel happier, sharper, and more educated on average than meat-eaters.

15. The first recorded use of "OMG" was in the head by a Vancouver police officer.

16. Dolphin's actually form "gangs" and will assault others to understand their reasons.

17. The BlackBerry got its name when someone is tickling you is called 'Misophonia'

18. Jacky Chan's parents tried to prove his manliness by chopping off his own head...

19. If you cut off a ledge 5 feet from the surface of a neutron star, you would hit the ground at a speed of 4,000,000 miles per hour.

20. The loneliest people are still paying a total of $52 million per month for AOL dial-up Internet.

Two things. One this is the only rapidfire fact post I'll make. Secondly, those weren't just random facts. Our good friend Guillem has hired a facts analytic whom resides in Arch City, on a Raspberry Pi in the Linux Republic. Namely, a Twitter bot that is a facts scrambler. So if some of these facts either don't make sense or are more hilarious than your average facts, that's the point. It scrambles part of a fact with another fact to make never before known facts! Anyway, I'm done with that.

For guys complaining about the OT posters I did for a second to, but either way, there is this lovely key on your keyboard, called the h key. It you know, skips to the next post? Either way. Andreas will not play anonymously guys. Sorry Andreas, my code, my game. I can tell when it's you. For example, your quote on quote anonymous name, was Falcon. He won't play anonymously guys, quite sure of it.

Honestly, in a childish topic like this... Yes, I called it childish, I hardly believe there is anything such as off topic.  Were we discussing the fate of the world or even, dare I say it, Donald Trump, we'd be discussing an actual topic.  this is a bunch of argumentative nonsense that I somewhat expect from my children in a couple of years, which has resulted in this topic being useful preparation.  I thank you all for your time and donation but would encourage those of you who are taking it exceptionally seriously to, as we in the alter aeon community like to say, take it outside!

Lol. See? Nocturnus gets it. Those of us who are posting off topic facts and such are really just trying to point out how ridiculous this drama post is, and possibly those affected by it as well. I realize I could've spelled this out in my initial post, but I feel like whenever I right insightful, helpful posts, they're just ignored because of my sesquipedalian proclivity.

Kai

I wouldn't call it the wrong thing, and as I pointed out in post 15, it's not technically against the rules.  What's more, how the blazes would we enforce such a rule anyway?  You'd be left at the mercy of moderators or the mercy of those hitting the report button, both of which would require some sort of bias.

This whole topic reminds me of an episode of full house. You know that 1 episode where family drama is going on and Joey is watching tranquility tapes?
Anyways, Lord Lundin, I'm sorry, but I can't see anymore redeemable qualities in your posts. You need to grow up and learn to treat people with respect. I remember when I used to be the exact same way that you are now, and I learned from it, why I do believe I've said things that the mods had to call me out on. And trust me, I can tell you from experience, you'll be in for a life of hell if you don't straiten your act up and learn how to get along with other people. I've said and done so many bad things in my life that I can't even begin to count. And you know what? I'm certainly paying for it, and it sucks. I really hope you consider this message, and guys, please tell me if I'm crossing the line with this post.

lol the only reason Sam would know about Falcon is because that's the exact same configuration I later used with Andreas. Wouldn't take a genious to trace characters done by that same identifier or whatever Sam calls his identification system.
if he  knew it from Before he would've banned me much earlier and not wait like 2 Days, and only when I was using Andreas.

@nocturnus the topic is certainly not random lists with random facts, you are inteligent enough to know this. If it's going to be a drama topic, let it stay on the topic of the drama in question.

I wasn't really planning on saying anything here, seeing how I've tried to not have anything to do with Andreas for a good while now, for reasons that should be obvious.
Either way, telling him that he needs to grow up will not help. For one, it's pretty vague (and yes, I've told him myself a few times, along with other, and probably better worded, advice), and secondly, he already knows and has for years, and nothing has changed.
It really shouldn't come as a surprise that he'd start something like this, considering his history in other games/on here. He doesn't exactly have the nicest way of talking/treating people that he doesn't like, to put it mildly. At this point I don't really have anything to say that might help, it's all been said before throughout the last handful of years, he just needs to do the Work and use what he's been given.
If I were in his shoes I'd probably Work on getting professional help though, although I believe he has gone that route before, and seemingly nothing changed. Therapists and what have you aren't all alike though, so keep on trying.

If my two cents are welcome here, this topic was a huge red flag for me when I read the title, and going through it only confirmed this.
What set it off for me was the fact it says,