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Avast there me hearties garrr!
We has another new crew member to be assistin' with the news, so all you swobs better look lively and keep a weather eye on the front of site, since now Pitermach will be posting fun bits about ear hole insertable games athwart the bows!

Garrrrr!
Now begone with yee afore I makes yee walk the plank garrr!

With our dreaming and singing, Ceaseless and sorrowless we! The glory about us clinging Of the glorious futures we see,
Our souls with high music ringing; O men! It must ever be
That we dwell in our dreaming and singing, A little apart from ye. (Arthur O'Shaughnessy 1873.)

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be gone, evil dweller of the sea, or I shallt thwart thee with the power of mine sword and mine magic! jokes aside, congrats pitermach.

Through the wilderness I prowl, woof woof,
My pray I chace, growl growl,
And when I catch it, nom nom,
I am the great Kurtwolf Cubscout!

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Congratulations pitermach. big_smile

Best regards SLJ.
If you like the post, then please give it a thumps up.
Feel free to contact me privately if you have something in mind. If you do so, then please send me a mail instead of using the private message on the forum, since I don't check those very often.
Happy gaming... :D

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Thanks All!
Well, I'll try to make my news posts maybe somewhat interesting, probably not as amusing as what Dark writes but things should hopefully be informative and who knows there might be the occasional piece of pun nishment...

The twins of Mammon quarrelled. Their warring plunged the world into a new darkness, and the beast abhorred the darkness. So it began to move swiftly, and grew more powerful, and went forth and multiplied. And the beasts brought fire and light to the darkness. - from The Book of Mozilla, 15:1

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Pitermach,
Congratulations! I hope the selection of these two brave folks might lead to the shortening of their tag lines.
Phil
arays, objects, classes, I do them all, and they grow more powerful, and go forth and multiply, and the beasts brought fire and light to the darkness. -day after day, night after night, you can feel free to contact me privately if you have something in mind. If you do so, then please send me a mail instead of using the private message on the forum, as I am the great blastbay tool user and I sit there, punching lines of code onto the keyboard, and If you like the post, then please give it a thumbs up for our souls with high music ringing; O men! It must ever be, since I don't check those very often, that we dwell in our dreaming and singing, A little apart from ye, the twins of Mammon quarrelled. Their warring plunged the world into a new darkness, and the beast abhorred the darkness. So it began to move swiftly, and with our dreaming and singing, Ceaseless and sorrowless we! The glory about us clinging Of the glorious futures we see, or neverl will see.

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Welcome Pitermach! Cyberelves? Cyberelves, I call you from your cupboard. You have two new masters! Pitermach and Slj! Now I'm warning you elves right now, and listen carefully because I'm not repeating myself. You? Obey? These? New? Masters! You are to follow any order they give you, no matter what, and if you do not, you will be whipped! Do I make myself clear?

And thus the beast grew powerful, and fire and thunder swept the land. But Mammon stirred in their hearts, and the beast Foundered, and its Corpse arose, and commanded "thou shalt not fly in my name." And the blazes shall freeze cold, and the souls of the followers of Mammon shall learn to tremble in the
face of ice as they did before the fire.
from The Book of Ice, 10:13

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hi. Ok hm my englsh isnt good but congrats petermach on beeing on the forum, and hi to dark who make me laugh. [email protected] not sure if englsh is primry language heer but [email protected] make' an efort too try. An'd al the best petermach sur.

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Congratulations!

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Now cyber elves, obey slender when he tells you to obey other people or else you will be whipped for not obeying me, then whipped for not obeying him, then whipped again for not obeying slj, and then whipped again for not obeying pittermach.

Oh forgett it! lets just have a general whip round anyway, it's probably less confusing in the long run big_smile.

It's great we now have more people helping out with news. We're considering others too, since we do get a lot of news these days.

With our dreaming and singing, Ceaseless and sorrowless we! The glory about us clinging Of the glorious futures we see,
Our souls with high music ringing; O men! It must ever be
That we dwell in our dreaming and singing, A little apart from ye. (Arthur O'Shaughnessy 1873.)

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