spam attack
Monty Python's Spam Song
Sander:
Morning Dark.
Dark:
What have you got?
Sander:
Well, there's a spam attack.
We also got, egg sausage and bacon.
Egg and spam.
Egg, bacon and spam.
Egg, bacon, sausage and spam.
Spam, bacon, sausage and spam.
Spam, egg, spam, spam, bacon and spam.
Spam, sausage, spam, spam, spam, bacon, spam tomato and spam.
Spam, spam, spam, egg and spam.
Spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, baked beans, spam, spam, spam and
spam.
(Choir: Spam! Spam! Spam! Spam attack! Lovely Spam attack! Lovely Spam
attack!)
Sander:
Or Lobster Thermidor aux crevettes with a Mornay sauce,
served in a Provençale manner with shallots and aubergines,
garnished with truffle pâté, brandy and a fried egg on top and a Spam
attack.
Dark's Wife:
Have you got anything without a spam attack?
Sander:
Well, the spam, eggs, sausage and spam
That's not got much spam attack in it.
Dark's Wife:
I don't want any spam attack!
Dark:
Why can't she have eggs, bacon, spam and sausage?
Dark's Wife:
That's got a little spam attack in it!
Dark:
Well, it hasn't got much spam attack in it, as spam, eggs, sausage and
spam has in it.
(Choir: Spam! Spam! Spam!...)
Dark's Wife:
Could you do me eggs, bacon, spam and sausage without the spam attack,
then?
Sander:
Bleeehhh!!
Dark's Wife:
What do you mean 'Bleh'? I don't like a spam attack!
(Choir: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!)
Sander to choir:
Shut up!
(Choir: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!)
Sander:
Shut Up! Bloody Vikings!
You can't have egg, bacon, spam and sausage without the spam.
Dark's Wife:
I don't like a spam attack!
Dark:
Shush dear, don't have a fuss. I'll have your spam. I love it,
I'm having spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, baked beans,
spam, spam, spam, and spam!
(Choir: Spam! Spam! Spam! Spam! Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!)
Sander:
Shut Up!! Baked beans are off.
Dark:
Well, could I have her spam instead of the baked beans then?
Sander:
You mean spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam,
spam, spam and spam?
Choir (intervening):
Spam! Spam! Spam! Spam!
Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Spam spa a a a a-am spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam.
Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam!
Spam spam spam spam!
Trivia:
The term spam when referring to mass unsolicited advertisements was
derived from this skit.