2016-03-25 14:25:43

Good things come in small packages, ---- unless they're large things, then they come in large packages, or indeed something you want a large amount of so then having a small package would be a bit pointless. Then again, you could get a large package and put lots of small packages in it, in which case it'd be a large package not a small package, and really if you imagine the nicest person in the world, you'd much rather they were in a large package than a small package, sinse getting the nicest person in the world into small packages would probably mean chopping them up into small bits, which would probably negate the point off them being the nicest person in the world, ---- though if you were hanible the canible, maybe you'd prefer them this way.

So, mmm, good things come in small packages, some time, or unless your a canible, --- or, well what the heck!

Either way, we have some news about two new games with smallthings in, hence this long rant about package sizes.

first is Nano empire for Ios. Enspired by the awesome A dark room the game is a text based stratogy game in which you use your endless supply of tiny little nanobots to create different colourful worlds which in their turn produce energy and resources and rais your attack and defense stats.
Fight off world building enemies, make fascinating locations and follow along with a story in the campaign mode, perhaps ruling the universe or making others fear you. Best of all, the developer Jcenter has included the same sort of great access fixes for voiceover used in A dark room, so all you have to worry about is controlling your minians (hmmm, that one sounds familiar, though hopefully the nanobots are less trouble than the agnet cybeberelves).
You can find out more and read the instructions Here on the nano empire site Though if you'd rather dive streight in, feel free to look the game up on the Ap store where it costs just one shiny American dollar, or 79 good English pennies, or about 89 parts of a euro, (either way it shouldn't rupture your bank).

Also, have a chat to the developer Jcenter in Yonder topic in new releases.

Then for everyone with a Pc, Oriol Gómez has come up with another one, and this time a game for people who hate small creepy crawly things.
Inset therapy is an arcade style insect slaying game for Pc, with realistic and nasty sound affects and quick gameplay, and hopefully no bugs, ---- well actually lots of bugs, but ones you can squash yourself for a change rather than waiting for the developer to do it.
Find out more in This topic
And grab the game Here on Oriol's site  Also, note that this one definitely will not rupture your bank owing to the fact that it's free.

With our dreaming and singing, Ceaseless and sorrowless we! The glory about us clinging Of the glorious futures we see,
Our souls with high music ringing; O men! It must ever be
That we dwell in our dreaming and singing, A little apart from ye. (Arthur O'Shaughnessy 1873.)