2008-10-03 21:59:38

Served up in todays big all you can eat feast of newsily goodness, we have two incredibly tasty, incredibly adventurous, well spiced, and totally accessified online games for you.

first of all, after almost a year in developement, the all new, bigger, faster, longer, stronger and more enduring version of the gamebook Windhammer has finally popped up onto the net for everyone's adventuring pleasure.

this book, set in the rich and legend filled world of arborell, has you taking on the role of Halokim vesh, a man condemned to death, but reprieved at the last moment to fulfil a hazardous and impossible quest, venturing across the northlands of Arborell to the legendary fortress of stoneholm, to try and save an ancient power from the dragon windhammer in a desperate attempt to stop a bloody and brutal war.

Not only does this feature over six hundred sections, of the finest gamebook writing anywhere, but also a completely unique character generation and combat system with skills, talents and magic.

though you'll need to record your own stats, this is easy sinse you'll find a ready drawn up character sheet, which it's only necessary to download and fill in stats for. The book also features text descriptions of maps, and a textual combat recording table should you need it.

All in all this is one truly gigantic piece of high fantasy goodness. to either download your copy or play it online, simply head over yonda for the chronicals homepage

Of course, you'll need to roll your own dice, but thanks to the great free Gma dice program, found here at Gma games that shouldn't be a problem.

then, have you ever fancied taking on a giant butter dish in a duel to the death? equipping yourself with frilly pink panties, prancing around a jungle in search of precious cigarettes or blasting through harmless hikers with a skull mounted laser? If you have, you'll enjoy the newly accessible, highly unreasonable, and completely improbable improbable island game!

this is a new free online brouser based game, set around the worlds most brutal, lemon infested reality Tv show, and an attempt to stop the mind gnumming terror of the improbability drive before the hole world is turned into lemons, or marshmalows, or taken over by watch wearing migits! the webmaster, has done some very kined things accessibiliy wise for this game, including a completely add free, easy to navigate game skin especially designed for eyeball deficient players.

to start the craziness, just head This way for the improbable island game and to discuss accessibility or just bemone the huge random piles of randomness inherent on the island, Here be a forum topic for yee

Please note improbable as the island is, it also contains some adult themes.

Euphoric Gameagiousness!

With our dreaming and singing, Ceaseless and sorrowless we! The glory about us clinging Of the glorious futures we see,
Our souls with high music ringing; O men! It must ever be
That we dwell in our dreaming and singing, A little apart from ye. (Arthur O'Shaughnessy 1873.)