Listen up! this is the demon supply teacher from the substitutional depths of the deepest educational recesses of the abyss of utter most hell!
A weerd concatination of newsily events hath summoned me into being, so now if your reading this your in trouble and I'm gonna learn! ya! no, not teach you, Learn! ya!

Now! your first lesson is athletics! so stop winjing in the corner all you wets and fatties and prepare for paaaaain! indeed if you don't run fast enough something might kill ya! no, not me,  but This new game from Oriol Gomez, he better known for the MushZ client for alteraeon.
The game is an arcade avoidance special, dodge falling objects (of which there are many). You may hand in your finnished assignments (and comment on the game),  here 

And for all you foreign language students, there is a Spanish version here So no excuses about not revising your vocab, Porque students who no estudiaa make o me maddo! And you comprendi Quanto happeno theno! (oh, and of course I had to an education course in hell's own school of hard knocks to acquire such a flawless knolige of the Spanish language).

Now, it's time for your lesson in information technology, so put down that dam technology your fiddling with an listen to this information!
The Looktell voice over tutorial see index  is a great way to learn how to use Voiceover with your Ios device, complete with minigames, explanations and practice. It's now recieved an update with two new lessons, advanced gesture practice and some minigames surrounding how to use the phone. So, for all of you dullards who can't use an Iphone properly, I order you to go through the tutorial by this afternoon! or else! Oh, and of course I know everything about the E phone and how speakover works, all the needed push and swish gestures, how you can push five times on the house button to get speakover to activate and so on, so I don't need this tutorial at all! it's just for all you people who don't know!

Now! there are your assignements so get on with it! or else I'll have you writing lines, or doing infinity pressups, or in detention for the next million years, and don't you even think! about summoning me again! I have very important duties back in hell's own staff room to attend to, ---- yes someone must make the tea ---- mmmm, I mean attend to vital and hugely crucial work to the running of the demonic realm!