Had Bathab's other posts not  made sense, I' probably have assumed she/he was a spambot too, however as I said earlier innocent until proven guilty. That goes as much for account hacking as for cat manglings, indeed I don't think I've ever heard of an intelligent enough spambot program to respond to accusations of being a spambot with stories of cat depredations given by other members .

As for if Bathab responds or not, well that's up to him/her, but sinse there has been no posting of spam links or the like, I suggest everyone just back off and in fact take things a bit less seriously.

Generally I try to avoid closing topics, sinse it's a rather abrupt way of ending discussion on any matter, so I'll only  resort to that when things have become hugely negative.

Hey, you never know. Maybe Cerie or Kortana, or maybe both have plotted a web wide spam attack. Oh no! Virtual humans spamming? Sheesh. Who needs spam bots now.
This topic is actually quite funny, I definitely am not taking this seriously. But wow... first I blame a cat, that poor little creature, and now I blame Cerie and Kortana? I'm not trying to overinvestigraphothesilize or anything, but wow. What's next?
  You know, this would almost be worth creating a mystery adventure game over. ROFL. Could you imagine that?

@Chandu, as you will know if a topic contains a large amount of bjaxzazaariljavrolilate, it risks fghijkminodic poisoning. This is a terrible condition in which a person's fingers will start typing normal English, but then will suddely diverginmaologpolickapteate, into strangebjghgigklidpmaorious directions, which is bad!

It's believed this poisoning is carried by cats, so it's recommended people only drink one cat a day, or if they must drink more to please take a kraktorabilitenoxaziliminate capsule after swallowing, (especially if the cat is a tabby). 

Whether this infection heralds an invasion by the coisjasmorvrilatanic spammoviles from the planet kohijka, ---- well who knows! .

But I recommend keeping your swordoforinimuses good and sharp!

Guys, you forgot about the Red Jalphacrackjdjdjdsasdeppepapa snake. If he bights you, he might have all of your letters scrambljumblmashidated or something. Just one bight from that things, and your ijfoiihasjdfhirhgkajfefkskdlfadoids will be completely out of wack.

yes, all these are most dangerous types of creature. As I remember the story goes that Dr. Morofrankendrakensteinenfurtengriffinvongangreendoomfrightenevilmcevilness, created them on his island of terror, the island that on the few maps that show it is called atlantisafemrisaghijknoredofolofgustomorphagentransmetysonotropicalusticaquagulusorpectia miner.

(Now you know why that island is only mentioned on on some maps, most of them aren't big enough to fit the name on). .

Ah yes, that famous scientist yeshua randomnidia ficklefinger tommitippa mcpopcorn.

The story I heard was that Doctor Morofrankendrakensteinenfurtengriffinvongangreendoomfrightenevilmcevilness, was the title adopted by Yeshua after he was unsuccessfully banished from the cult known as the  siblings of freemcluminatimeninblackamartiansatanichellspawnvanhelsingvampirathonalonianism.

The cult attempted to summon the demon that is called Legion, ---- he's called that because his actual name is satanabadanastyficiationallisticrubberboyofhorridhoofyextremelyunpleasanthornedemonicmagisticalabadoniousrandomonsity! ---- the third, hence the term "I have a thousand names, for I am legion", (he doesn't have athousand names just one really long and hard to pronounce one, but you know demons hate people getting their names wrong).

Yoshia attempted to summon said demon for the cult, but forgot to use a capital letter, so the demon proceeded to wreak havoc and give painful bowell diseases to all members of the cult, hence why Yoshia turned to science and the creation of the mad island of random animal spawnings instead!

Guys! OH no! you are talking of the wrong entity here. It was Yeshua not Yoshia who did those things. Let me tell you what I know of Yoshia.

Yoshia Santavargia Lethreaus Kehibstrih was actually the leader of the anticatsandsnakesandpopcorneatingtutrlesoftheworldbynomadicmadscientistsfrominsaniawhowereverymad gennecide, which occured about 463 years ago in the country of Insania. Yoshia, who was one of the phesiviboiladibasay faction of Insania, organised this gennecide for the soul purpose to get rid of the rattymonkeyjumperandies, an aleet group of hard core insane people who took a 31 day challenge to ingest 20 goblets of whisky throughout the day, in an effort to make these people forget everything they did after doing it--, --and the desired goal was achieved. Because they were so mentally incopacitated, all were locked in individual cages and stayed there for many years.
  However, this is where Yoshia comes into play. As storoies from the past goes, there is still some uncertainty. But the theory is, Yoshia, who was interested in chemestry, had ordered at least 3 tons of highly dangerous chemicals, and needed a place to store them that would be out of sight from the Phyzosycoriliac, the government that was in control of insania at the time.
Well, It is said that Yoshia used that lab as his wearhouse, putting his boxes of chemicals on the top of the cages since, well, the people wouldn't remember that.

  The next day when he returned to the wearhouse, though, Yoshia saw that all but one carton of chemicals had spilled, and the delerious permadrunkards were slirping it all up. In a moment of rage and despair, Yoshia lit the chemicals on fire, and the fact that the fire was lit in a bone dry environment just allowed it to spread, engulfing over half the country and killing 40 million , um... popcorn eating turtles, snakes, and cats, because those were the only animals in insania besides the people who freaked out and ran away.
  Well, apparently Yoshia suddenly developed snake bights on his whole body, his eyes fell out with claw marks around the soccots, and so much popcorn appeared in his stomach that he inflated and fell dead instantly, projectile vommiting the popcorn as he did so.

  So yeah. Yoshia is known for the gennecide that noone knows how to pronounce that is the reason that the country of Insania is haunted by 40 million angry animal spirits, he wasn't ever in the cult.

Yes, the animals in Insania are still there--I watched a documentary on it. And remember, only 40 million of them died, and the Stonomepherata, (Stone eating Lizards), weren't affected, and Dragonia was actually evolved from them. Do you remember the disaster at Elderoctoton Cavoir, the cave about 50 miles east of what is now known as Dragonia Square? Well, for those of you who don't know about the disaster at Elderoctoton Cavoir, apparently some of Yoshia's chemicals managed to seep into the ground, most likely from all of the accumulated ash and small debris from the massive fire. Anyways, over time, runoff and erosion from the rains, though rare they were, helped that chemical matter seep into the Gagonee Yar river, which as you know runs directly under, and sometimes floods into, Elderoctoton Cavoir. Well it is believed that drinking the chemical-laden water caused a rapid mutation in the lizards, and one of their offspring turned into a huge version of the lizard, and managed to have tripple the heads. Funny thing is, the reason for the many heads was actually cancer, -- the other heads were originally growths, but for some reason, drinking the poisoned water had extreme affects and allowed brains and teeth to develop in the growths. Apparently, (disturbing), the teeth literally chewed their way through the growths, and elongated to become talon-like structures, and the wait of them forsed the heads to stretch and taper at the ends, to become beek like in nature. Also due to the mutations, this poor lizard was born with Giantism, a disease that causes it to never stop growing.
  As for it being berried where it's footprints stuck, yes that is exactly what happened. This, combined with the early death brought on by Giantism and all of the stone and such in his stomach, made this one, doomed, dragon.

  I hope that clears things up a bit.

Oh, wow, that's right! I didn't actually know about that! What country is the giriatric park located in?
  Well, I'm not surprised that those fiends would find it amusing to take that poor dead dragon's DNA----don't people have any respect for the dead?

  Well, now that I come to think of it, the roomers that a mysterious organization might bee developing DNA modified humans to take over and make the world fear might not be all lies.

Oh another evil god of ultimate ancient evil wanting to destroy the world with a secret organization  of worshippers. maybe these guys should just form an orderly kew, or better yet book in advance.

"I booked to destroy this planet!",
"No! I did! here is my reservation!"
"Well here's mine! and you'll see I had it stamped by all known universal powers, so get out!"
"I don't know what you two are on about, destroying the earth is clearly my! responsability"
"Oh go away! I've got a destruction order signed before the big bang!"
"Well, mine was authorized before the big crunch of the last universe!"
"Ah, but according to the cosmic destruction and universal entropic act of no fixed time period, each universe counts as it's own dimention of reality and nobody can get authorized to invade one dimention from another dimention!"
"Oh shut up! they repealed that act only last epoc?"
"Well only in higher dimentions?"
"Your saying there are lower dimentions?"
"Well yes, --- you know depth as opposed to hight!"
"Ah, that's dimentionist! you great big dimentionist prejudiced scuzball!"
"Who are you calling dimentionist! I bet you couldn't even destroy a small asteroid!"
"they're called dwarf planets you ignorant moron!"
"Dwarf planets? they prefer to be known as little planets!"
"All this cosmologically correct chronovor shit really gets on my nurves!"
"Hay you can't use words like that in front of the fledgeling universes!"
"But how the hell with they learn? I mean you hear words like that all the time on the omnidimentional vision"
"Oh well you! would say that wouldn't you, you extra dimentional types are all the same, no sense of fare play!"
"Dimentionist! it's entities like you that give self respecting universe destroying ancient evil entities from before the dawn of time a bad name!"
"what! we! give the place a bad name, when your! the one bringing it down? Why don't you just go home and cook up some suns!"
"Oh now  it's sexism time is it, really mature. Just like a completely nuter none corporeal force of ultimate destruction!"
"Oh, so when we! have prejudices against completely nuter none corporeal forces of ultimate destruction it's sexist, but when you! have prejudices against completely nuter none corporeal forces of ultimate destruction it's not!"
"no! don't you know that ninety percent of destruction committed by completely nuter none corporeal forces of ultimate destruction is actually! committed by completely nuter none corporeal forces of ultimate destruction?"
"Oh yeah? says who?"
"Hmmm, were we actually going to destroy this planet earth or what?"
"shut up! we're having a civilized conversation here!"

And thus the earth is saved, while the cosmic war goeth on!

God, all these events... And yet noone remembered the entity that's called the eviloftheancientsthatcausepainandtorturetheinnocent speciesofhumansanimalsflorasfaunasandplants withorwithoutcotyledonswithcrucioandothercursesorgeneticmodifications? Then again, he's not in the history of the spambotroasmortarmictsoravavoikmetasroid universe. Well basically, I heard he first extradimentionally genetically modified those poor strangefaunasandfloras (a species of mixed bred of plants and animals), then tortures them after scienceexperimentstoimprovetheuniverseevilsoftheasteroid tests. The deity was killed though, after the anti-spambotcreationdroid Clubsofate chemical seeped through the place from another universe. Good for us, isn't it? I don't want to think what extradimentionandspamcontributing plans he had next -- I'm quite sure he's gunna mix humans with other plants/animals to create spamcreatingandstrangelittleinsectsoflightorisitevilidontreallyknow lifeforms. God! This is insane! -- then again when has life in the fullofspamandweirdasdfertyuiop universe (and other universes, save the one called "solar system" which I heard from a friend, is peaceful) been calm and sane? Wish I could use my spamthespaceandtimetravelbuttonsinthestrangedimensions travel there...but its destroyed so... ah well.