2018-10-15 03:05:17

so i found this thing on the net somewhere check it out, and post some wierd or stupid songs you find or have?
here it is. it's called, my struggles:
Deep in my soul,
I know the cold hard truth,
You and me are just not ment to be,
But I want it so much.
Why can it happen?
Why can't you be mine,
After everything I have thrown over the line?
Baby, I need you,
I love you with my heart and soul,
I need you.
Baby, I love you,
And I won't apologize,
So this is my struggle,
I don't know what to do,
I just need you and me to,
Be together,
Please baby,
You know what I've gone through.
Everyday crushes,
They don't matter with you,
Your my only love,
Just you.

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“You don’t tell me how to behave; you’re not my mother!”
“Could you please continue the petty bickering? I find it most intriguing.” – Data (Star Trek: The Next Generation)

2018-10-15 04:46:59

oh I hate to do this but, what does the fox say?

this goes on a bit:


Dog goes "woof"
Cat goes "meow"
Bird goes "tweet"

And mouse goes "squeek"
Cow goes "moo"
Frog goes "croak"
And the elephant goes "toot"
Ducks say "quack"
And fish go "blub"
And the seal goes "ow ow ow"
But there's one sound
That no one knows
What does the fox say?
"Ring-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding!
Gering-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding!
Gering-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding!"
What the fox say?
"Wa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pow!
Wa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pow!
Wa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pow!"

What the fox say?

"Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!
Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!
Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!"
What the fox say
"Joff-tchoff-tchoffo-tchoffo-tchoff!
Tchoff-tchoff-tchoffo-tchoffo-tchoff!
Joff-tchoff-tchoffo-tchoffo-tchoff!"
What the fox say
Big blue eyes
Pointy nose
Chasing mice
And digging holes
Tiny paws
Up the hill
Suddenly you're standing still
Your fur is red
So beautiful
Like an angel in disguise
But if you meet
A friendly horse
Will you communicate by
mo-o-o-o-orse?
mo-o-o-o-orse?
mo-o-o-o-orse?
How will you speak to that
ho-o-o-o-orse?

ho-o-o-o-orse?
ho-o-o-o-orse?

What does the fox say?
"Tchacha-chacha-chacha-chow!
Tchacha-chacha-chacha-chow!
Tchacha-chacha-chacha-chow! "
What does the fox say?
" Fra-kaka-kaka-kaka-kow!
Fra-kaka-kaka-kaka-kow!
Fra-kaka-kaka-kaka-kow! "
What the does the fox say?
" A-hee-aee-ha-hee!
A-hee-aee-ha-hee!
A-hee-aee-ha-hee! "
What the fox say?
" A-oo-oo-oo-ooo!
Woo-oo-oo-ooo! "
What does the fox say?
The secret of the fox
Ancient mystery
Somewhere deep in the woods
I know you're hiding
What is your sound?
Will we ever know?
It'ill always be a mystery
What do you say?
You're my guardian angel
Hiding in the woods
What is your sound?
Wa-wa-way-do
wub-wid-bid-dum-way-do
Wa-wa-way-do
Will we ever know?
I want to know...(Mama-dum-day-do)
I want to know...
I want to know!
"Abay-ba-da bum-bum bay-do! "

Who's that trip trapping over My bridge? Come find out.

2018-10-15 04:47:21

It's raining tacos
hamster on a piano
anything composed/sung by Mr Weabl

be a hero and stop Coppa now!
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2018-10-15 07:04:56

I'll just leave the Gummy Bear song and Caramelldansen here, and Hamster Dance, and Who Let the Dogs out, and....a whole lotta other songs too

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2018-10-15 10:22:11

Most of the songs produced nowadays are stupid enough to be called stupid.

2018-10-15 17:43:05

Alright, you lot...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p3G5IXn … crBg39eD1I (Long English Gummy Bear song. ENjoy!)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p3G5IXn … crBg39eD1I (Duck song. GOt any grapes? It's sorta catchy actualy..waddle waddle)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J_DV9b0x7v4 (Caramelldansen)

THere's plenty more. I mean PLENTY more of songs like that....but....nobody but me remembers Hampton the Hamster and the Hamster Dance in this topic?

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2018-10-15 21:39:29 (edited by SirBadger 2018-10-15 21:41:25)

ok then, we also have shnappi the crocodile:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oe3FG4EOgyU

the pigloo - papa penguin song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PWHcRoQuXQI

and of course, the dancing badger song:
www.badgerbadgerbadger.com

and @6 yes I remember Hampton the hamster I've got it in my music collection somewhere.

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2018-10-15 21:49:21

oh and I forgot this one:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ

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2018-10-15 22:28:34 (edited by defender 2018-10-15 23:17:47)

We are the champions (crazy frog remix)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S_IAqwrvEuU
Psychostick So. Heavy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DBOSkT-7jBE
Both of these have decent parts in their own rite but yeah, stupid in the extreme.


This one is by a Swedish super model reality star, thing...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RG7fzQVIXxc
Another x reality star, some real housewives of Beverly hills or some shit?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kEDvlSAMhQU
One from the same horrible person
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u_GHgQ9PSII
Anything from an X reality star is going to be horrific basically...


Hot problems (by doubletake)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vlCWI80hFZ0
Yeah, consensus in comments seems to be that they actually aren't even that hot either... But the Wikipedia article shows them saying it was just a joke to show to their friends anyway and that they knew they couldn't sing worth shit, so if that's true then, LOL.

2018-10-16 05:32:39

What about... The chicken nugget song?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gFAZVWd5Edk
That's really... really stupid.

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2018-10-16 05:48:24

lol @10 I'll see your chicken nuggets and raise you the fast food song:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6HTR0BiFehA

although that is pretty stupid.

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2018-10-16 05:58:44

double posting again but I'm not sure this classes as a truly stupid song. an old friend first introduced me to this and it rules. but I think it can still be classed under the stupid category:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qmHqsSblXg0

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2018-10-16 10:15:07 (edited by JaceK 2018-10-16 10:19:37)

THis ties into stupid songs.

So. Decided to have a little fun with the fact the house next door is rented out in Wales. I got into a computer I keep down there, have it hooked up to either headphones or big speakers. switched it to speakers, silenced Orca, started playing a few stupid songs. Ever seen a bunch of men on a lads weekend out come back with a lot of beer and snacks, then turn around and try to walk casually away from the fact their rented house is being serenaded by Hampton the Hamster? Well it happened. After they settled in I gave it an hour and began playing Bob Marley music. To which one of the guys lit up a joint. Well played, that guy. Well played

EDIT: Also, the Toasst song at 6am may have been a bit much but to their credit those guys took it in stride. One of them came out with a plate of eggs and toast and offered it tot eh speaker. THat was my cue to silence the toast song. Then later on they were cooking dinner, so I decided to encourage them witht he nom nom nom nom nom song....which got them to pack up and leave early. Win!

Toast song? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c0NdwzdOLkE

Nom nom nom song? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c0NdwzdOLkE

Second one is absolutely earworm material. It'll dive into your head and never, ever leave

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2018-10-16 18:40:33

GET A LOAD OF THIS!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_47KVJV8DU

be a hero and stop Coppa now!
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1Dkm … DkWZ8/edit
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2018-10-16 19:43:36

Invader Zim. Doom song. Nuff said you lot...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y4yu-nb6eTs

@14: That song does end though.

Also...here's a llama, there's a llama...

Okay. Anyone got any grapes? What about mushrooms? Or...badger badger badger badger mushroom mushroom?

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2018-10-16 23:24:56

@15 the badger badger mushroom song is the one I mention about the dancing badgers in an earlier post. I've got a rave mix of it as well.

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2018-10-16 23:34:22

@15 only reason the song ends is because Shari Louis got annoyed and told Charly horse to shut up.
Also, if that song sounds familiar to some of you, that's because I included a cover on my tts preschool album, for an obvious reason.

be a hero and stop Coppa now!
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2018-10-17 02:07:47 (edited by Jeffb 2018-10-17 02:21:57)

Bb gun.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QyNdGmz6nRU

I am Retarted.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EAScsOmbivk

Found a peanut.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dMJ2wugESQo

Tarzan and Jane. This one is weird because it trys to make Tarzan sound sexxy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dMJ2wugESQo

Kingdom of Loathing name JB77

2018-10-17 03:18:01

@18 it's all kinds of wrong but I do like that BB gun song.

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2018-10-17 04:22:27

Hahahahaha!

Kingdom of Loathing name JB77

2018-10-17 05:04:29 (edited by ammericandad2005 2018-10-17 05:06:26)

another song in the "silly kind of stupid" catagory. also one great for the tts preschool album.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C7_A8zhbvMc

be a hero and stop Coppa now!
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2018-10-17 05:11:13

another one from the same album, using the names of US states:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XM5HROe4Jjs

be a hero and stop Coppa now!
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1Dkm … DkWZ8/edit
-id software, 1995

2018-10-17 05:15:09

and it's only a matter of time before someone posts one of larrie the cucumber's silly songs.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SeQ1BsRHkfc

be a hero and stop Coppa now!
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2018-10-17 05:19:55

another one!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q_eYlzUIx44

be a hero and stop Coppa now!
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1Dkm … DkWZ8/edit
-id software, 1995

2018-10-17 05:44:51 (edited by SirBadger 2018-10-17 05:47:04)

i can't find a link to this song on youtube and I'm not sure i can post a db link because it may be infringing copywrite, but one of my favourite stupid songs is the song about getting naked and jacking it in san diego from south park. i'll post it if it's allowed. i have cut it from an episode i own but i ain't chancing it rite now.

ok edited so I don't have to double post, I found it on youtube. go listen: take a lode off.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NERXer22e3E

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