Topic by LordLundin 2017-11-19 14:04:37

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Um, so ... how do I start this.
Yes, let's put it this way. I'm going to put up every lulz thing I see here.
Definition of lulz: it is derived from lol, but is often viewed as something objectionable that piss people off. For example, the Wikipedia clone Encyclopedia Dramatica is all about the "lulz factor". For anyone who hasn't checked it out I recommend you do so.
I'm going to be slightly more tame though but be aware that some of these things may contain objectionable content.

The idea came to mind when I saw Brad's signature advertising his Harry Potter fanfiction collection and I was going to write in a topic and ask him if he ever read some of the particular ones I'm about to present. Apparently the topic does not exist anymore. I don't know if it ever did or if it was just my mind playing a trick on me.

So without further ado, let's give you many a lulz.
Feel free to contribute as much as possible yourself. Lulz is awesome!

These two harry potter fanfics are of the same author and they are totally fucking insane. Not for the weak of heart. They're amazing though.
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/5523410/1/Ron-s-Secret
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/5272544/1/Promiscuous-Hat

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Reply by brad 2017-11-19 14:29:02

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Hi.

@LordLundin.


I did make a Harry Potter thread. I chose to delete it because I have the link to my fan fiction folder in my signature.


I've not read these fan fictions. Something tells me I'm not going to look at Ron or the Sorting Hat in the same way ever again.

I'm gone for real :)

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Reply by brad 2017-11-19 14:46:09

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Hi.

@LordLundin


Oh my god! What the hell did you make me read?


I... Finished the first story about Ron and Hedwig. My god man! That was horrible. I had to turn NVDA down in my headphones to get through some of the chapters.


I'm off to read about the Sorting Hat and Harry Potter.


I hate this topic but on the other hand I love this topic.

Damn it! Why, why must I click on links I know are going to be bad for me and that will ruin my childhood?

I'm gone for real :)

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Reply by brad 2017-11-19 15:26:02

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Hi.


@LordLundin.


The second fan fic isn't my kind of thing.

The first wasn't my kind of thing either but I click on it, thinking that LordLundin wouldn't make me rethink Harry potter characters. It would just be a funny fan fic  about Ron and how he loved Hedwig... I ignored the bestiality comment, (I'd read a Harry Potter fan fic with some twilight characters in it,) nothing could be worse than that. Oh how wrong I was...


Please, please let me read about how Bella and Edward should be together because... Reasons... I'd much prefer that to this... "fan fiction"


Thank you, MR LordLundin for ruining my life.

I'm gone for real :)

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Reply by defender 2017-11-19 16:08:27 (edited by defender 2017-11-20 04:03:27)

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Don't forget the one where the giant squid from the lake fucks Hogwarts, like, the actual fucking building.
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/3096379/1/First-Encounter

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Reply by brad 2017-11-19 17:09:10

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Hi.


Here's a link all about God.


https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/God


Here's a couple more links from the same site.


Braille.


https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Braille


Helen Keller


https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Helen_Keller


Retard


https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Retard


Enjoy.

I'm gone for real :)

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Reply by LordLundin 2017-11-19 18:17:55

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Defender, please be a good samaratan and contribute to the lulz by posting the links. I would post some Swedish music too that's really lulz but alas I don't think anyone would be able to understand it. What a shame, I am well-situated in the Swedish lulz community.

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Reply by LordLundin 2017-11-19 18:37:56

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ahh top notch writing here guys. Almost like if a blind person wrote it.
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/9877752/1/ … Of-Sunfall

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Reply by BlindJedi 2017-11-19 22:29:29

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Lordlundin, that first one was... Was.... Just.... In sane. Kill me now. Oh god.

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Reply by LordLundin 2017-11-19 23:22:58

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love this video. This youtuber does a lot of funny or interesting shit in regards to music and music culture.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRAviWxr0P8

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Reply by defender 2017-11-20 04:03:11 (edited by defender 2017-11-20 04:09:21)

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Sure no problem, I never actually read it just saw it on cracked.com so here it is.
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/3096379/1/First-Encounter
Also the hat one is amusing but kind of just phones it in IMO.
Nothing about Hermione's description makes me think she has a big ass, and the fact that the hat had a dick in the end is just... Dammit! why couldn't they just go all the way with the hat thing, at least it's ridiculous I suppose.

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Reply by defender 2017-11-20 04:06:18

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I want to believe with all my heart that this is real, especially since I have met some people who really are larger than life and seem to think they live in a play, even though it sounds scripted.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pEsZkTTgydc

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Reply by defender 2017-11-20 04:14:59

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The redneck history of America
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FEEwwJGyCZg

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Reply by LordLundin 2017-11-20 11:52:57

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Ahh thank you Defender for the contribution to lulz.

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Reply by haily_merry 2017-11-20 19:05:40

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This topic was a great idea. I’ll go read  those fanfictions in the first post. I guess this is the day where my  sanity is  permanently  shattered. Hahaha.

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Reply by kool_turk 2017-11-21 13:57:56

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Disturbing harry potter fanfiction?

Here is one I found while looking for something else to read.

Someone decided to re-write the first two chapters of harry potter and the philosopher's stone and Disturbing harry potter fanfiction?

Here is one I found while looking for something else to read.

Someone decided to re-write the first two chapters of harry potter and the philosopher's stone and try to turn it into a porno.

http://fictionhunt.com/read/10699065/1
turn it into a porno.

It skips the sex scenes, but they're implyed.

http://fictionhunt.com/read/10699065/1

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Reply by haily_merry 2017-11-21 16:41:20

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Oh my god, my life is over.

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Reply by haily_merry 2017-11-22 10:17:28

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Dam it, that first fanfic with Ron and headwig was just... horrible.

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Reply by BlindJedi 2017-11-23 01:01:12

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I know of some more I read that were pretty horrible, or hilarious, depending on how you look at them. Will try to find them again later, too lazy right now.

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Reply by gamesmaster 2017-11-23 03:43:04

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One of the more famous worst fanfic ever https://m.fanfiction.net/s/6829556/1/My-Immortal

Pics or it didn’t happen

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Reply by brad 2017-11-23 08:54:49

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Hello.

Ah yes, my imortal.


From what I've read, it was written as a troll fan fic.

I'm gone for real :)

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Reply by haily_merry 2017-11-23 19:40:53

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Well time to go read up on some troll fanfic. Why, why do I do this to myself? Just why.

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Reply by LordLundin 2017-11-23 23:04:27

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I'm drunk as fuck, and I'd post my skype chatlogs of the last two hours but people would most likely get offended rather than amused. tongue

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Reply by LordLundin 2018-01-06 23:10:20

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I bring you more from the lulz-club this time.
Angry Foreigner is a Swedish political vlogger, and he has a side-channel where he just has fun and relaxes from politics. Clips are in English. Warning, NSFW.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3aCrDQjA6d8&t=7s

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