Lol this story was cool, dark. Please make an audio drama out of that so that we can listen to it!

Wow Aaron, the fact that a load of old tosh I wrote at around three in the morning when I was distinctly not connected with reality has turned out to be my first attempt at script writing for an audio drama is sort of scary!
That was however hilarious! 

My lady actually asked  me if I was okay with me laughing so much, then I played it her and she joined me (we both thought the dinosaur bit was amazing!).

She also asked me to say hi for her, she was Talia on Klango and remembers you from there, (she was amazed where you got all those sounds).

Great job, however I do worry that next site updates won't be half as spectacular in comparison .

I only made the audio version because others were requesting it and I had some spare time on my hands. I'm now wondering if anyone else might create their own version because this story is silly and I think it's perfect for sound designers.
spoilers and some behind the scenes for my audio version ahead.
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I found the dinosaur bit really hard because I didn't have enough sounds to make destructive rays and I also lacked dinosaur footsteps, so just put a bunch of roars and a few squishes in there. I wanted to make it longer because I wanted the actual theme to kick in but I thought it'd be a bit boring and was running out of ideas.
I enjoyed creating the action bit when I listen back to it, it actually turned out more epic than I thought. The ship explodes and the choir kicks in and then it slows down and you hear that first zombie.
I wasn't really very sure what to do at the end.
What do you think was the funniest bit?

@Aaron, my lady was most amused at the squishes .
For the bit at the end, I actually wondered if you'd have a plughole type swooshing sound, sort of like the end of the universe in h2g2 for the world being destroyed, and then a ping for it coming back.
I also wondered if the bit about "lived happily ever after for two seconds" you'd have a park type ambience with people and a normal street, and then obviously it all goes down the drain.
Finally with the site that got updated, maybe a windows new mail sound?

For the dark god called dark, well I'll let you use your  imagination .
Actually I'll probably regret this, but if you wanted to redo the story with me actually voicing it, just let me know what sort of chunks you want it reading in and I'll get my digital recorder and give that a go, (it isn't like I don't know the script).

@Sterlock, yep, wonder what has happened to the front page?  I will sheck it with Sander.

Lol. Aaron, never thaught that this could happen. but here it goes.

Nope. Just listen to yours. and it is awesome.

Please send me some dinosaur sounds. I unfortunately don't have a sound effect only version but that just means I  can improve upon with Dark's voice if he creates a file, I might be able to add some more audio elements.
What would be the best way for you to send me these sounds?

I know this was all just a joke, but I'd actually like to try my hand at a kind of remix of this hole story using the elements that everyone has used so far.
I might use a differnt synth or if dark doesn't mind, his naration.
I just want to see if I can do it better, and this joke thing is just the kind of thing a budding sound designer needs to practice with.
If people want to send me the sounds and music please post here and we'll se about how these sounds can be gotten to me.
No, I don't need the entirety of the songs, just what was used.
I know one song is the jurasic park theme, but sadly, I don't have the soundtrack to that movie.
I have a few free amazon mp3 credits laying around, so I could probably get that just fine.
I recognized the first song from a trailer I saw a few years back, but that's about it.
Later!

@Aaron: just wondering, dude. what synthesizer are you using through this story?

Aaron,
I didn't get a message from you about the T-rex sounds so it looks like I'm gonna have to do an audio myself.
I mixed a synthesized voice with background music. Now all I need to do is add sound effects.
Here is the link:
http://www.pcs-games.net/bob.mp3

@Phil wow that sounds cool. How do you create this?