2016-04-11 01:02:53

i've never bothered with messing around with these bots, it's usually straight to the report and block buttons for me. more power to those who have the time for that, I suppose, but I care much more about my computer's security than getting a chuckle here and there out of a poorly constructed bit of AI.

The glass is neither half empty nor half full. It's just holding half the amount it can potentially hold.

2016-04-14 23:59:50

Hello,
So I had another request from a Skype bot today, and I just decided to send nonsensical things by randomly hitting keys on the keyboard. It acted like nothing was wrong, and it kept telling the same stuff I already knew. After a while, it stopped responding, so then I blocked and removed it.

Ulysses, KJ7ERC
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2016-04-15 09:06:20

Yeah, these things are usually poorly constructed, and just keep going with their scripted answers. It never changes. Ever. Guess I have too much spare time on my hands.

Oh no! Somebody released the h key! Everybody run and hide!

2016-04-15 14:14:18

I and my friend received a request from different bots but have the same responses which they've seem been programmed on. When we type a message from my skype and his to those bots, we receive the same responses regardless of what our messages are. Just, lol.

Kind regards!

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2016-04-29 12:05:20

As if the bots love me, I got yet another request from one a while ago. Here  goes the conversation. So, this is my conversation with a Skype bot. But now, I'm going to add some comments to it, as opposed to my old conversation, these will be in parentheses.
[04/23/16 10:38:11 PM] *** Stephie Tuttle wants to be your friend. However, we, at im coo coo inc. recommend that you first resolve this person's IP address if you do not know them. *** (Hmm? A blank intro?)
[04/23/16 10:39:05 PM] *** Mohamed Al-Hajamy just welcomed Stephie Tuttle to their list with warm and open arms.. ***
[04/23/16 10:39:12 PM] Mohamed Al-Hajamy: Hello. Who are you?
[04/23/16 10:41:46 PM] Mohamed Al-Hajamy: Hello.
[10:05:31 AM] Mohamed Al-Hajamy: Hello?
[5:39:33 PM] Stephie Tuttle: hey hey (Hmm, it doesn't respond for a while. That's odd but not something to be exactly suspicious of.)
[7:39:00 PM] Mohamed Al-Hajamy: Who are you?
[7:39:24 PM] Stephie Tuttle: i got ure name from the directory here on skype cuz i was bored and lookin for new people to talk to. lol (This bot's grammar sucks. And seriously, monstertruck550. Are you that bored that you'll type that in?
[7:39:35 PM] Stephie Tuttle: 25/f here u? (What are ya trying to do? Oh, wait, this is the typical add me contacts thing.)
[7:40:03 PM] Mohamed Al-Hajamy: Mind if I ask you a few questions? (Trying to give it the touring test. Will it respond?)
[7:40:17 PM] Stephie Tuttle: well what r ya doin? (Ignores my inquiry, if this were a human, they would respond.)
[7:40:27 PM] Mohamed Al-Hajamy: Meowing.
[7:40:52 PM] Stephie Tuttle: i'm just looking forward to my summer break from school, i'm still in university right now so i've been really lookin forward to it ya know (Oh really? You're from the UK?)
[7:41:04 PM] Mohamed Al-Hajamy: Interesting...
[7:41:17 PM] Stephie Tuttle: lol, welll i have an idea if ure up for a lil fun (Damn. At least the bot I talked too earlier has the sense to capitalize. This one doesn't.)
[7:41:32 PM] Mohamed Al-Hajamy: OK, what's 3+5? (Trying to ask it a few questions to see if it'll respond... will it?)
[7:41:58 PM] Stephie Tuttle: i was actually gonna get to "work" here shortly. my girlfriend was working online and i kept askin her about it so she showed me what she was doing when we got back to school after christmas vacation (I can see where this is going.)
[7:42:28 PM] Mohamed Al-Hajamy: Yeah, but what was she doing?
[7:42:28 PM] Stephie Tuttle: lol i thought she was joking at first, but its pretty cool actually. we work online doing private webcam shows which sounded sketchy at first trust me. but i freakin luv it!!! (Yep, it's trying to cell me something.)
[7:42:48 PM] Mohamed Al-Hajamy: What's so awesome about them?
[7:43:27 PM] Stephie Tuttle: well what i was going to say is i have some free passes and i usually just do a private show before i get started to "warm up" lol. no one is online though so i was going to let u use one of the passes if u wanted but u have to give me a really good rating so i can get more if u do tho k? (OK, you have the sense to put warm up in quotes? Wow.)
[7:44:09 PM] Mohamed Al-Hajamy: Yes, but do you have audio? If you want me to give you a good rating, be sure blind people have some audio to look forward to!
[7:44:33 PM] Stephie Tuttle: dont u worry tho... ill earn it lol. k its (link removed for obvious reasons) and u should see a lil button to accept my invite and create your profile. u just click on that. (I've seen this before.)
[7:44:57 PM] Mohamed Al-Hajamy: What do you look like?
[7:45:00 PM] Stephie Tuttle: then u just make ure own lil profile and u can cum into my private chat for us two and type to me and tell me what you want me to do
[7:45:29 PM | Edited 7:45:41 PM] Mohamed Al-Hajamy: But I want you to call me. Are you real?
[7:45:44 PM] *** Honestly, <b>Stephie Tuttle</b> didn't think you're that important to answer now; Hence, you've been kicked to the curb to be ran over by a car. Will you get out of the hospital? (OK, this one never answers. Wow. Usually they aren't like that.)
<a href="vidm">&Video Message</a> ***
[7:45:49 PM] Stephie Tuttle: yeah u are going to need a credit card of some sort... but, its just to keep out the underage kids (Uh, steal my money? Oh sure.)
[7:46:06 PM] Stephie Tuttle: u should feel special i dont usually give out this one!! loll im such a goofball sumtimes
[7:47:04 PM] Mohamed Al-Hajamy: Are you there?
[7:47:34 PM] Stephie Tuttle: i'm really excited too its going 2 be so much fun. i love meeting new ppl on here, oh by the way... might wanna turn down ure speakers cuz i can get a lil loud once i get going
[7:48:43 PM] Mohamed Al-Hajamy: If you want me to give you great ratings and have fun, you'd better provide audio!
[7:49:02 PM] Stephie Tuttle: i'm about to go grab some of my favorite "toys" i'll brb. hurry up though i better see ure name in my room when i get back lol (This thing has no concept of the fact I am blind. Typical.)
(And hear goes my rant...)[7:50:28 PM] Mohamed Al-Hajamy: You know what? I don't think you're real. I think you're a sexbot. You have no human understanding, and your creator has no life. tell him monstertruck550 said to fuck off, you here me? Tell him to fix your grammar too!
[7:53:01 PM] Mohamed Al-Hajamy: Thank you, and good night. Try fucking around with more gullible people next time! Ha ha ha ha ha!
[7:53:19 PM] *** Mohamed Al-Hajamy officially denied Stephie Tuttle like Clorox bleach! ***
And there you have it. My skype bot conversation.

Oh no! Somebody released the h key! Everybody run and hide!

2016-04-29 15:41:30

Yep, sometimes they're only... Active at certain times. Maybe to like, heighten the suspense of horny redneck teens, lol.

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2016-04-29 20:14:37

This is interesting. By the way, what does I'm Coo Coo mean?

Ulysses, KJ7ERC
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Reedsy

2016-04-29 22:47:52

It's a reference to the person who created the lang file.

Oh no! Somebody released the h key! Everybody run and hide!

2016-04-30 03:26:00

Hmm, if you mean getting the entire conversation, what I did was go into the chat history window, by that I mean the list that has the dialog in it between you and the other person, press applications or shift+f10, and select the "select all" option. Then I just pressed applications again, and selected "copy selection".

Oh no! Somebody released the h key! Everybody run and hide!

2016-04-30 11:19:30

lol hell, I did encountered this two or three times already. wahahahahaha. they're kinda fun to mess with.

2016-04-30 19:25:53

Hi,
I guess I could be spending my time doing more productive things, but you've gotta have fun every once in a while, right? Anyway, if you want to really have fun with a bot that is actually smart and can answer most questions, follow @brainchatbot on twitter. You don't really have to follow them, but a simple mention should make it mention you back. You can tell its a bot, because it retweets anything with the words artificial intelligence. Kind of cool if you ask me. There are also sort of easy GUI interfaces to creating twitter bots and if you know a bit of python, you can do the same. Taking back that about python, it doesn't matter the language really, as long as you are creative.

2016-05-09 01:39:27

I hope you're not talking about FlexYourMuscle talk, that thing that came with old versions of JAWS. Oh and by the way I just totally did that on purpose. LOL.

Oh no! Somebody released the h key! Everybody run and hide!

2017-03-13 23:30:56 (edited by Slender 2017-03-13 23:33:13)

One year later, time to bump this topic.
It looks like I was added by yet another bot.
It's sad because I've heard this script before.
[5:00:31 PM] *** ozkan Gilmour would like to add you on Skype

Hello, I'd like to add you as a contact. ***
[5:00:31 PM] ozkan Gilmour: Hello, I'd like to add you as a contact.
[5:01:36 PM] *** Mohamed Al-Hajamy has shared contact details with ozkan Gilmour. ***
[5:02:16 PM] Mohamed Al-Hajamy: Hello. Who is this?
[5:10:51 PM] ozkan Gilmour: hi babes ya there??
[5:11:09 PM] Mohamed Al-Hajamy: Oh yes I am.
[5:11:24 PM] ozkan Gilmour: i got ure name from the directory here on skype cuz i was bored and lookin for new people to talk to. lol
[5:11:30 PM] ozkan Gilmour: 22/f here u?
[5:11:42 PM] Mohamed Al-Hajamy: 19/m here. You?
[5:11:55 PM] Mohamed Al-Hajamy: Wanna get dirty babes?
[5:12:06 PM] ozkan Gilmour: so whatcha up to?
[5:12:14 PM] Mohamed Al-Hajamy: No good.
[5:12:25 PM] Mohamed Al-Hajamy: Just a question though.
[5:12:37 PM] ozkan Gilmour: im gonna be starting spring break soon and i can't wait!!! lol i'm still in college right now so now i really love the time off and i might take a trip with some of my friends
[5:12:45 PM] Mohamed Al-Hajamy: Oh really? Sweet.
[5:12:57 PM] Mohamed Al-Hajamy: What's 8+5? Just curious.
[5:12:58 PM] ozkan Gilmour: lol, welll i have an idea if ure up for a lil fun
[5:13:08 PM] Mohamed Al-Hajamy: Do you?
[5:13:24 PM] Mohamed Al-Hajamy: And why are you evading my questions, deer?
[5:13:46 PM] ozkan Gilmour: i was actually going to be getting to "work" here shortly. my girlfriend was working online and i kept askin her about it so she showed me what she was doing when we got back to school last fall
[5:13:52 PM] Mohamed Al-Hajamy: Yeah?
[5:14:09 PM] ozkan Gilmour: lol i thought she was nuts at first, but its pretty cool actually. we work online doing private webcam shows which sounded suuuper odd at first believe me. but i freakin luv it!!!
[5:14:42 PM] Mohamed Al-Hajamy: What the 65536? Have I heard this before?
[5:15:18 PM] Mohamed Al-Hajamy: Still here hoe?
[5:16:09 PM] ozkan Gilmour: well what i was going to say is i have some free passes and i usually just do a private show before i get started to "warm up" lol. no one is online though so i was going to let u use one of the passes if u wanted but u have to give me a really good rating so i can get more if u do tho k?
[5:17:01 PM | Edited 5:17:11 PM] Mohamed Al-Hajamy: Sure sweetums. Where's your kitten?
[5:17:36 PM] ozkan Gilmour: oh i'll earn it don't u worry lol. k its (redacted link) and u should see a lil button to accept my invite and connect now to create your profile. u just click on that...
[5:17:55 PM] ozkan Gilmour: then u just make ure own lil profile and u can cum join my private chat for the 2 of us and type to me and tell me what you want me to do
[5:17:59 PM] Mohamed Al-Hajamy: Wait a minute. Why?
[5:18:11 PM] ozkan Gilmour: yea u do need a cc of some kind... but, its just to verify your age
[5:18:24 PM] Mohamed Al-Hajamy: Bitch, stop trying that.
[5:18:28 PM] ozkan Gilmour: u should feel special i dont usually give out this one!! lol im such a goofball sumtimes
[5:18:51 PM] Mohamed Al-Hajamy: Bitch, you model for me and I ain't givin' you my CC!
[5:19:39 PM] ozkan Gilmour: i really can't wait 2 its going 2 be so much fun. i love meeting new ppl on here, oh by the way... might wanna turn ure speakers down cuz i can get a lil loud once i get going
[5:20:16 PM | Edited 5:21:30 PM] Mohamed Al-Hajamy: No. Bitch. I'll turn it waaaay up! Now answer my question. What's 2+5?
[5:20:53 PM] ozkan Gilmour: i'm about to go grab some of my favorite "toys" i'll brb. hurry up though i better see ure name in my room when i get back lol
[5:21:18 PM] Mohamed Al-Hajamy: I'll hurry down. Bitch.
[5:22:10 PM] Mohamed Al-Hajamy: Are you there?
[5:23:51 PM] Mohamed Al-Hajamy: Ahem, please fuck off. You're boring. Oh and one last question. What's the maximum integer you can store in 32 bits?
[5:25:36 PM] *** Mohamed Al-Hajamy blocked ozkan Gilmour ***

Oh no! Somebody released the h key! Everybody run and hide!

2017-03-14 00:04:20

Heh. I wonder what language these bots use.

2017-03-14 01:58:33

lmaooooo that was hilarious, it looks like you totally confused the bot.

2017-03-14 02:21:11 (edited by Slender 2017-03-14 02:21:59)

Oh yeah. It sure does not know what the maximum integer you can store in 32 bits is. tongue @drac, They could be written any programming language really.

Oh no! Somebody released the h key! Everybody run and hide!

2017-03-14 15:32:42

well, that was something.

:)

2017-09-02 21:13:42

How do you calculate the maximum integer of a 32-bit if 1 bit can store up to two values, 2 bits can have up to 4, 3 bits up to 8, etc?
Also, I never figured out how people programme chat bots that can respond almost like you are talking to another human.

Ulysses, KJ7ERC
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Reedsy

2017-09-03 09:51:08 (edited by Amine 2017-09-03 09:57:32)

@TJT1234
You think a humen is up to answer 6846468 questions per ms? That's untrue. Even if they were multiple people, unless they are some sort of super humen, who the hell would answer your message in less than a second, And why would they do it 7/24.

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2017-09-04 04:05:29

@Green Gables Fan, I actually wrote a program in Rust for this very purpose. The code is as follows:

#![feature(i128_type)]
fn main() {
    let (i8min, i16min, i32min, i64min, i128min, i8max, i16max, i32max, i64max, i128max) = (
        i8::min_value(),
        i16::min_value(),
        i32::min_value(),
        i64::min_value(),
        i128::min_value(),
        i8::max_value(),
        i16::max_value(),
        i32::max_value(),
        i64::max_value(),
        i128::max_value(),
    );
    let (u8min, u16min, u32min, u64min, u128min, u8max, u16max, u32max, u64max, u128max) = (
        u8::min_value(),
        u16::min_value(),
        u32::min_value(),
        u64::min_value(),
        u128::min_value(),
        u8::max_value(),
        u16::max_value(),
        u32::max_value(),
        u64::max_value(),
        u128::max_value(),
    );
    println!("Range for i8 is {} to {}", i8min, i8max);
    println!("Range for i16 is {} to {}", i16min, i16max);
    println!("Range for i32 is {} to {}", i32min, i32max);
    println!("Range for i64 is {} to {}", i64min, i64max);
    println!("Range for i128 is {} to {}", i128min, i128max);
    println!("Range for u8 is {} to {}", u8min, u8max);
    println!("Range for u16 is {} to {}", u16min, u16max);
    println!("Range for u32 is {} to {}", u32min, u32max);
    println!("Range for u64 is {} to {}", u64min, u64max);
    println!("Range for u128 is {} to {}", u128min, u128max);
}

It prints:

Range for i8 is -128 to 127
Range for i16 is -32768 to 32767
Range for i32 is -2147483648 to 2147483647
Range for i64 is -9223372036854775808 to 9223372036854775807
Range for i128 is -170141183460469231731687303715884105728 to 170141183460469231731687303715884105727
Range for u8 is 0 to 255
Range for u16 is 0 to 65535
Range for u32 is 0 to 4294967295
Range for u64 is 0 to 18446744073709551615
Range for u128 is 0 to 340282366920938463463374607431768211455

"On two occasions I have been asked [by members of Parliament!]: 'Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out ?' I am not able rightly to apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question."    — Charles Babbage.
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2017-09-04 18:58:25

Hi.
2 things.
Why are not going these robots to me?
And can you accept my skype request please?

I am myself and noone is ever gonna change me, I am the trolling master!

2017-09-05 02:20:46

Due to problems with me forgetting my skype password, I can not play with sexbots. Also they seem sketchy because they always sell you crap or send links to porn sites, at least from what I see here. I do however enjoy screwing with bots, and if there's any good bots aside from evie that anybody's tried, let me know, I find them entertaining.

I am the blind jedi, I use the force to see. I am the only blind jedi.

2017-09-05 02:38:48

I heard somewhere that there was a special string you can send via a chat to crash Skype or the bot on the other end. Is this true, and if so, might someone know what it is?

Ulysses, KJ7ERC
She/they
Reedsy

2017-09-05 04:40:57

Yes, evie, boybot and cleverbot all do that.

I am the blind jedi, I use the force to see. I am the only blind jedi.