Double bubble technical trouble, Cd burn and internet buble.
I of os and core of ram,
Radio pinch'd from a ham,
Boot of batch and virus sting,
Com of doss and newbie's wing!

Double bubble reboot trouble, call tech support at the double.

Apple's stolen from a gaol,
Hot Rasbery pies for sale,
Harddrive crash connection sever,
Use big words for sounding clever!

Cackle cackle jibber jibber, hale mcbeth, withered heath, pointy hats and foul and filthy air (well less of the last really why witchcraft always has to go for the toilet humour I don't know).

Look, how about you go and take some site updates before the hole thing exploooooo
Woopse, murfy's law, murfy's law, why did I have to say the e word.

Either way, updates here, evil magic spells of evil magickiness, ---- probably not happening, (bloody technology!).

As to what said evil magic spells were for, ---- ah, wouldn't you like to know!
Updates by sander:
Fixed the dreaded dropdown box error (remember to hit submit). Installed latest version of forum software and slightly updated look of the site to be more modern.

Updates by Dark:

Adventure to fate 2 battle arena: Entry and description.
Beatstar: Added info on beatstar pro version features.
Yellow bonnet: Entry and description.
Updated homepage link to Clokmud.
Catch 52: entry, description and links.
Spoken slots: Entry, description and links.
Spoken 21s: Entry and description.
Miner info fix to Yellow Bonnet.

Interceptor: Entry, description and links.

Slightly updated description for Blindfold Racer.
Nebula game: Entry description and links.

Updates by aaron:
Psychostrike: Entry andd description.
Fixed typos on Deathmatch a new begining.