Some people might remember that last year, somethinelse, makers of the popular papa sangre and various other audio nasties for Ios promised us a new arcade action game involving slaying of an endless hoard of zombies in something of a killing game show.
Welll, appropriately enough, this project seems to still be alive, (or at least it's not stopped moving and is coming to eat your brain), and will shortly be lurching onto your Iphones. You can Read the announcement here in full.
The game sounds definitely interesting, with game center achievements, currency and a fast action feel complete with missions as you blow away the zombie hoards dispatched by the evil scientist in charge who's name is Doctor Bastard. No, I'm not making this up, that is his name, (and we've said it now), apparently a sadistic bastard who takes pleasure in sending bastardized copies of undead bastards after hwichever poor bastard he's captured in his arena who must defend themselves with only a few weapons (I wonder if the game includes a bastard sword). It's all part of the Doctor's dastardly plan! he must be one dastardly bastard!
Oh, and I appologise to everyone for the above profanity and bad language, however I unfortunately cannot talk about the game without it, so please accept my abject appologies for subjecting you to such filthiness, I'm one sorry bastard!
Our souls with high music ringing; O men! It must ever be
That we dwell in our dreaming and singing, A little apart from ye. (Arthur O'Shaughnessy 1873.)