Garrrr! Tis cappan Long Jon Dark speaking, so stop whatever your doing and pay attention! Yee scurvy lubbers!
We has some new additions to this 'ere crew, so yee swabs better listen!
Aaron as yee will have anoticed if yee's been keepin a weather eye open on yon news, has now been promoted to the exaulted rank o news poster. So, don't be surprised if yee here's him ashoutin out about unexpected reefs, ready plunder, and o course lots o treasure that might turn up over the horizon! Garrrr! Quiver me lumbers, and he's already astarted! that's what we likes in crew, Affarrrrmative action, garrrr!
Now, that's it so get back to work yee Salty seadogs. Garrrrr!
And if yee are wonderin why I be a talkin' like a pirate, ---- Tharrrr! be no reason! garrr!
Our souls with high music ringing; O men! It must ever be
That we dwell in our dreaming and singing, A little apart from ye. (Arthur O'Shaughnessy 1873.)