Since we're discussing this now, I really don't see how reviving an old topic for no reason is a joke. I don't even see how it's slightly amusing.
I have no problem if you want to revive an old topic to have a discussion, but there's absolutely no reason to bring an old topic back if you just want to say something along the lines of "look at me, I'm funny".
When I Saw the topic title, I got curious about what someone had to say about such an old version of Jaws, only to discover that Greaver just posted to waste everyone's time. I'm all for jokes and the like, but the least you could do is put a little effort in.
Also, the thing about the "bio control system" is his signature, so that has nothing to do with his post here.
If a helicopter falls in the field and no one's around, it doesn't make a sound.