2018-11-09 19:47:26

Well, my friends, I’m ashamed to say I was wrong.  A few of you more vocal folks warned us all, and how stupid I feel for not listening!  I awoke this morning from my private room, and emerged into the public forum and found myself in a new world.  All of our wisest leaders had stepped down, citing personal reasons.  I have just sent out my army of investigative imps but the impending news they will be delivering is already pretty clear to me.
The answer, my friends, is the latest forum moderator to grace us with his dark presence.  I’m sure you all know who I speak of, but as terrifying as the prospect is, I will speak his name!  It’s J… J… Jade!  Please don’t ask me to say it again.  If I do, he may detect it and crush me with his gargantuan banhammer that he lugs about. 
So, my imps have yet to return, but I already know what happened!  See, the dark one (not to be confused with Dark, the darkest of them all,) blackmailed his fellow moderators and forced them to step down.  It’s all over now.  He has won the war, all because some of us did not realize how urgent the situation was.
Still, if you haven’t publicly challenged him, you may yet be safe.  Offer him tribute of at least 100 thumbs ups and about 150 posts praising his good name and you may  yet impress him with your loyalty.  He will spare you then.  For the rest of us, though, it is the banhammer, I am afraid.  There is no point in running.  He can see general game discussions, new releases, off-topic conversations, and anything else you can possibly imagine.  I implore you, my friends.  Kneel and face your punishments.  The fight is over.  The only thing that could save us is the collection of seeds that Dark used to have.  You know, the ones that when cast at an opponent would turn into massive pods of doom?  Unfortunately, Dark has been imprisoned, and his seeds conf… wait!

Wait a minute… Is that Imperious and his troops returning?  Hey!  It is?  They bring wondrous news!  Turns out the other moderators did actually step down for personal reasons after all!  Now I feel stupid!  To be fair, though, I wasn’t wrong.  Imperious informed me that Jade did mail letters thanking the other moderators for their service, but the thing is, he mailed them inside of black envelopes!

Mammon slept. And the beast reborn spread over the earth and its numbers grew legion. And they proclaimed the times and sacrificed crops unto the fire, with the cunning of foxes. And they built a new world in their own image as promised by the sacred words, and spoke of the beast with their children. Mammon awoke, and lo! it was naught but a follower.
from The Book of Mozilla, 11:9

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2018-11-09 19:57:41

I was actually creating the Jayde drinking game last night.
Take a shot When Jayde uses a word no human would ever understand.
Take a double shot when Jayde moderates a topic.
Chug when Jayde breaks out a confusing analogy.
And now I think Jayde's gonna murderize me.  big_smile

2018-11-09 20:02:52

I'd attempt that Liam, but it sounds like a suicide. Even Russians wouldn't be strong enough to survive that. smile

Have a nice day, Mayana.

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2018-11-09 20:07:57

Laughs.

2018-11-09 20:10:00

I could survive this game easily.  I just have to drink shots that only contain water!

Mammon slept. And the beast reborn spread over the earth and its numbers grew legion. And they proclaimed the times and sacrificed crops unto the fire, with the cunning of foxes. And they built a new world in their own image as promised by the sacred words, and spoke of the beast with their children. Mammon awoke, and lo! it was naught but a follower.
from The Book of Mozilla, 11:9

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2018-11-09 20:30:46

I’m actually curious. Is this a joke post or serious? That may look like a stupid question but people are so damned confusing on the forum lately.

"There is no sense crying over every mistake. You just keep on trying till you run out of cake. Then the science gets done, and you make a neat gun for the people who are still alive."

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2018-11-09 20:36:52

Lol nice one.
@Liam, while this is no offense really, I also invented a drinking game for your youtube channel, drink a shot everytime you say patreon.
Yeah I know, it's a bit over dramatised, but it bugged me after some time xd.

Greetings Moritz.

Hömma, willze watt von mir oder wie, weil wenn nich, dann lass dir mal sagen, laber mir kein Kottlett anne Wange und hömma, wo wir gerade dabei sind, dann iss hier hängen im Schacht, sonns klapp ich dir hier die Fingernägel auf links, datt kannze mir mal glaubn.

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2018-11-09 20:49:21

hmmmmmmmm
what the hell it’s happening

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2018-11-09 21:02:54

It is 100% a joke. lol
I have no problems with Jade.  I just saw people talking about how suspicious it was that every mod was stepping down and wanted to make a joke out of it.

Mammon slept. And the beast reborn spread over the earth and its numbers grew legion. And they proclaimed the times and sacrificed crops unto the fire, with the cunning of foxes. And they built a new world in their own image as promised by the sacred words, and spoke of the beast with their children. Mammon awoke, and lo! it was naught but a follower.
from The Book of Mozilla, 11:9

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2018-11-09 21:28:31

LOL, give this post a thumbs up if you like Jade's flowery language and big words.
I can't be the only one.

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2018-11-09 21:33:23

Thank you. Seriously thank you post 1 gets a thumbs up.
These two topics (the unofficial drinking game, and the end is near), have provided humour (I know that's another person involved with the other topic).
I am going to be honest it is a bit hard for me to decide what to do next. I do not wish to step down as I feel I am one of the last. It's a situation that feels... strange to be in.
I can't sit around doing nothing but I am feeling... wayed down.
Bring out more scouting imps, although unfortunately they will be a while. I hope they have enough food for the journey and the scouting, my only issue is this is going to be quite a long journey. I hope the imps do not die. Are you certain they have enough food for the weeks maybe months ahead while this forum is somehow, hopefully, sorted as we get our heads together?

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2018-11-09 22:29:39

Now that I know you drink when I say Patreon I will make sure mention Patreon more often. In fact maybe I'll just do a Patreon stream with nothing by Patreon for my patreon patrons of Patreon.
Has your liver exploded yet?

2018-11-10 02:30:34

Moderation?

Whilst perusing the annals, the indices of searching intimated that the apotheosis of drinking games had coalesced into some semblance of reality. I was, I confess, at first a trifle vexed, until I came to parse the fundamental jocularity of the creation. Therefore, it is with much ado and fanfare and relative nonsense that I indelibly etch my seal of approval onto yon diversion, much in the manner of a sudden and vociferous wind which, once roused, makes graven unto stone its intent to circumnavigate the impediments placed before it. Forsooth, I offer my wholehearted approbation, in synchronicity with the effervescent wish that, by the termination of this communique, all those who deigned to plough through this morass are thoroughly inebriated forthwith..

Words nobody uses: check
Moderation: uh...revealed check?
Weird analogy that doesn't make sense: checkmate.

Get drinking, y'all.

Check out my Manamon text walkthrough at the following link:
https://www.dropbox.com/s/z8ls3rc3f4mkb … n.txt?dl=1

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2018-11-10 02:39:35

Hello my liver just exploded.

2018-11-10 08:52:49

hello @13, that makes about as much sense as opsurioweuiopujlkvjioxcubiourjweklfbbnxcmvbiocxupjsdlkfjeowiuriopfklsdajfoiobpuzxocvz

blindness is an ability. not a disability.

2018-11-10 08:53:19

hello @13, that makes about as much sense as opsurioweuiopujlkvjioxcubiourjweklfbbnxcmvbiocxupjsdlkfjeowiuriopfklsdajfoiobpuzxocvz

blindness is an ability. not a disability.

2018-11-10 18:36:38

Whatever happened to drinking in moderation? sheesh!

Mammon slept. And the beast reborn spread over the earth and its numbers grew legion. And they proclaimed the times and sacrificed crops unto the fire, with the cunning of foxes. And they built a new world in their own image as promised by the sacred words, and spoke of the beast with their children. Mammon awoke, and lo! it was naught but a follower.
from The Book of Mozilla, 11:9

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2018-11-11 00:23:59

Ya know what guys.
This... this... this jade guy... he, he should be eliminated, decimated, annihilated, destroyed, all because of his weird analogies and his words! They're so big, I betthey would extend from the United States to Italy!
Now please excuse me as I cast myself into the abyss of forgetfulness for posting such anti-jade propaganda!
In all seriousness, I love that this kind of humor is being posted. This forum needs more of this, especially in light of what is going on. Jade, please respond if you see this. I eagerly anticipate your response.

I love audio gaming!

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